Wochenend im Paradies Page #2

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Wuttke

I won't be convinced otherwise

I can even picture him

our good late Executive Councilor

climbing up the stairway to Heaven

and on top there stands St. Peter

opens the gates of Heaven for him

and the good Dittchen

enters and says:

excuse me, I'm late

God be praised and thanked

what's the matter?

I already saw you floating

to the netherworld as a gas balloon

I've heard to my consternation

that you've been omitted again at the promotions

dear colleague

well, you've been promoted instead

dear colleague

I know I'm no "bright church light"

at most a little stump of stearin

If I may say so, my dear Dittchen,

you're a very industrious civil servant

but you're lacking...

initiative

you must get people to notice you

you must attract the general attention

is that so?

I see

I'll make a note of the bit

about initiative

whom did you want to see?

Dittchen

Herr Executive Councilor Dittchen!

your name?

just tell him, Tutti's here

Tutti?

Executive Councilor

Tutti is here

morning, fatty

the keys to your apartment

how on earth did you get my...

how, Madame, how?

but I tucked you into bed last night

you tucked me into bed?

I hope I haven't molested you

on the contrary,

you behaved like a...

like a gentleman

God, must I have been soused

and how! you got into a lot of trouble too

I got into trouble?

that's right

with the cockatoo

yes, there were even slaps in the face involved

I know myself,

where I hit, not a blade of grass remains

no, he slapped your face

he slapped my face?

so that's why

say, why do you always address me as "Du"?

but we drank Brderschaft

God, must I have been soused!

you've poured out your little heart to me

I felt so sorry for you

you know, my husband is a civil servant too

and then you talked about a certain

von Giersdorf all the time

you said he was such a fop

that's right.

And now he's even become an upper-fop

but please, you must leave me now,

I'm in office, you know

and my wife may be here any moment

I'd like to see

Executive Councilor Dittchen

I regret

the Executive Councilor

is in an important meeting

just announce me,

I'm Frau Dittchen

oh oh please

I'll... of course at once

I humbly ask you to be patient for a moment

Executive Councilor

what's the matter?

won't you show me out?

- no!

- but where to?

what's the matter?

easy!

Madame

how did you get in here?

that's unimportant, you'd better tell

me how to get out of here, will you

Madame, you surely came

to see the Upper Executive Councilor

if you please

Madame

allow me

von Giersdorf

so you're the upper-fop!

eh?

but child,

you know the rules of the house

no wives are allowed in here

here are the apartment keys,

and now leave, my child

I've been away for two weeks

and you don't even kiss me?

what? ah yes, of course

here you are

now get out, will you

please

and you've nothing else to tell me?

no. ah, yes, that's right,

our maid, Anna, she left

we noticed that she got rounder and rounder

she claimed it was a wandering kidney

not a word of truth

it was a wandering fellow

what are you talking about!

have you been promoted?

yes or no?

the Ministerial Councilor called for me?

inform all departments

that I'm back from my official journey

I've been at Dittchen's

because of the apartment keys

I'm already informed, Madame

I'll take the liberty to call on you

very soon

if Monsieur your husband permits it

that old sleeping bag

eh?

couldn't we two meet again...

without Monsieur your husband?

why not

perhaps even today?

that's feasible too

so?

then at 2 o'clock at the Zoo station

done, sweetie

I'll be awaiting you,

filled with hot longings

what a savage!

the promotions depend on

Ministerial Councilor Breitenbach

is that so?

on Breitenbach?

he's the head of the personnel dept.

I think I could put in a word with him

don't start such monkey business

and now go, will you

I'll be home late today,

I have my hands full with work

I must see one of the gentlemen now!

it's an urgent matter

come back in an hour

Ministerial Councilor

Dr. A. Breitenbach

come in

ah, Madame,

so you did come after all

please have a seat

thank you

may I return your property?

thank you

but first my finder's reward

since when do crooks get a reward?

thank you

may I at least know,

with whom do I have the pleasure?

no, you may not

may I at least see you again?

perhaps

even today?

perhaps

I still have your phone no.

I've a date with my girl for the "weekend"

my wife is already out at out cabin,

I hope I won't miss the train

Good Heavens!

the Haubenschildt woman!

Ministerial Councilor,

Congresswoman Haubenschildt is on her way

God Almighty,

she's the last person we needed

I'm honoured, Madame

good day

please have a seat, Madame

thank you

what can I do for you, Madame?

you know, I've made it my life's calling

to stamp out the immorality that has been spreading

among the people of our nation by all means

certainly

the administration must put a stop

to this increasing shamelessness

of course

unfortunately I have an appointment

with the Minister right now

but it'll be a pleasure

for Upper Executive Councilor von Giersdorf

if you please, Madame

what a surprise, Madame

if you please

I'd like to read to you

a little complaint, Herr von Giersdorf

affairs are in such a scandalous state

I'm getting a heaps of petitions daily

something must be done!

yes mum

even something extreme must be done!

we'll assign this task to

Assessor Winkler

good day, Congresswoman

good day

Madame has an urgent complaint

a complaint?

nobody else can deal with it

but Executive Councilor Dittchen

if you please

if you please

if you please, Madame

oh, excuse me

Congresswoman,

what's the reason for this honour?

the Congresswoman has a complaint

oh! please sit down

I'd like to draw your attention

to the so-called "weekend movement"

under the pretenses to exercise

the spirit and the body

the youth of both sexes

sets forth into nature

and for what purpose?

to chase after illicit pleasures

this gathering of half-naked people

is shameless!

just imagine, I myself,

only dressed the thinnest of bathing suits

horrible!

- here, and these are just samples [Auslese]

- well, by the time I've read them through [auslesen]

thousands of young people

drowning in the swamps of sin!

and I am to pull them all out?

yessir, that's your duty!

good-bye, gentlemen

foggy old crow

I want to speak to one of the gentlemen now!

for hours, I've been waiting

to speak to one of the gentlemen

gentlemen, I wish you an agreeable weekend

propos, Monday morning

the new Ministerial Director Dr. Grimmeisen will arrive

I ask you to be here on time,

he's said to be a disagreeable gentleman

- enjoy your lunch

- enjoy your lunch

enjoy our lunch

my name's Badrian

owner of a villa on the Schnaken Lake

unfortunately I'm in a hurry, perhaps

you can address yourself to Herr von Giersdorf

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