Wonder Woman Page #3

...and I was brought

to life by Zeus.

Well that's neat.

Sorry.

Where I come from..

...babies are made differently.

You refer to

reproductive biology.

- Yes, yes.

- Yeah, I know.

I know all about that.

I mean I refer to that

and other things.

The pleasures of the flesh.

Do you know about that?

I've read all 12 volumes of Clio's

criticism on earthly pleasures

12 huh?

Did you bring any

of those with you?

You would not enjoy them.

I don't know.

May be.

No you wouldn't.

Why not?

They came to the conclusion that man

are essential for procreation...

...but when it comes

to pleasure...

...Unnecessary.

No.

Goodnight.

How long until we're operational?

Two days, sir.

We'll have it up

tonight, Captain.

Sir, the men have had

no food, no sleep.

Do you think I have had a

neat food or rest, captain?

Do you hear me making excuses?

No.

Your men, they are

weak, complacent.

You've let them forget for an

attack can happen at any time.

...from any cover!

So let's you & I remind them...

...Shall we?

- Doctor.

- General.

Progress?

Not enough.

It is over, General.

Germany is giving up.

Von Hindenburg has recommended

the Kaiser sign the armistice.

We have run out of time.

As soon as the Kaiser sees

the newest weapon...

...he will not

sign the armistice.

But without my notebook...

We will get your book!

It is you that I believe in,

not it.

I know what you can

and will succeed...

It is what you're put

on this earth to do.

Something, did come

to me last night.

A different type of gas.

For you.

To restore your strength.

I have got it!

I have got it!

And if it's what I think...

It's going to be...

...terrible.

Morning!

We got lucky. We caught a

ride, we make some good time.

Welcome to Jolly old London!

It's hideous..

Yeah, it's not for everybody.

- Good morning Darling.

- What a babe.

Oh no!

Gentlemen, eyes to yourself.

Thank you so much.

Come on!

Why are they holding hands?

Probably because

they're together.

No... No.. We're not together,

I mean, in that way.

This way.

To the war!

Well, technically, the war is that way.

But we gotta get this way first.

And where are we going?

We gotta get this

notebook to my superiors.

Hey! Hey..!

No. I let you go.

You take me to Ares.

- We made a deal, Steve Trevor.

- Yeah.

And a deal is a promise.

And a promise is unbreakable.

Oi, damn it, alright.

Come with me first

to deliver this...

...and then we'll

give you a ticket...

...to the war.

Deal?

- Let's go.

- Diana...

What are you doing?

You can not do that because

you're not wearing any clothes.

Let's go... Let's go

buy some clothes.

What do these women

wear into battle?

They don't...

A baby!

No, no.. No babies.

One's not made out of clay.

Come on.

Diana! Please.

Thank God! You're not dead!

Hurray!

I did think you're dead till

I got your call, you know?

He's been gone for weeks..

Not a single word.

Very unlike him.

I am introducing myself.

It's Etta Candy.

I am Steve Trevor's secretary.

What is a secretary?

Well, I do everything.

I go where he tells me to go and

I do what he tells me to do.

Well, where I am from,

that's called slavery.

I really like her.

Fantastic.

Ladies after you.

Oh.. I do, I like her.

Is this what passes for

armor in your country?

Ah. well, "Oh my".

It's fashion.

Keeps our tummies in..

Why must you keep them in?

Any woman with a tummy

would ask that question!

Conservative, but

not entirely unfun.

Try it on at least.

Very well..

No!

Come on!

How can a woman

possibly fight in this?

Fight?

We use our principles.

I mean that's how we are

gonna get to vote.

Although I am not opposed to

engaging in a bitter fist stickups..

...should the occasion arise.

Lovely.

It's itching.

It's choking me.

Can they blame it?

Etta.

Where is she?

She's trying on upto number 226.

Ms. Candy, the whole point

was to make her look less

...distracting.

May I?

Yeah, really? Specs?

Certainly she's not the most beautiful

woman you've ever seen?

Better.

Yep, that's not gonna work.

Please put the

sword down, Diana.

Diana!

Let me try it by myself.

After you, sir.

Etta...

Why don't I meet you

back at the office?

And meanwhile, I'll take

this for safekeeping.

Oh no, I don't think so.

You gotta put the sword down, Diana.

Please.

- It doesn't go with the outfit.

- At all.

Put the sword down,

first of all.

Promise me you'll protect

it with your life.

Yes... no.

You can trust her.

Just hand that over.

- Shield.

- And the shield to her..

You got it? Thanks, Etta.

This is easy.

There we go.

What is it?

Hopefully, nothing.

Come on.

- Steve, why are we hiding?

- Shh! Come on, come on!

Captain Trevor.

I believe you have something that

is the property of Gen. Ludendorff.

Ah, it's the bad guy convention.

Give us Dr Maru's note book.

Where I put that thing?

Stand back!

Or maybe not.

Oh, tough luck.

Is there anything else

you wanna show me?

Where do you think you're going?

I'm sorry, but you're clearly

under Ares' control.

- Diana.

- Let me help you get free.

Where will I find Ares?

He's... He's dead.

Cyanide.

Stay here.

I'll be right back.

Come on! Gentlemen, please!

Let him speak!

Yes thank you, gentlemen...

Germany is an immensely

proud nation.

They will never surrender.

Now look.

The only way to end this war...

Colonel, I need to

talk to you outside.

...and restore world peace...

is to negotiate...

...an armistice.

There's a woman.

What is she doing here?

Get her out..

Ger her out..

Sorry.

Blind sister,

she got lost on the way to her bathroom..

I think it's this way.

Sorry guys.

Our only aim at this time...

...must be to achieve peace...

...at any cost!

Why you been not hearing speech?

He is talking of peace.

Not right now!

Trevor, what the hell were you thinking

bringing a woman into the counsel?

The Intel that I brought

back is time sensitive.

This is one of Dr.

Maru's notebooks.

Notebook or notes...

We need to get it

to Cryptography.

And I need a immediate

audience with the generals.

You do not just barge in here.

Sir with all due respect..

What I saw in my last trip...

...will change the

course of war.

Captain Trevor!

I heard we lost you in

one of your mission...

...and yet here you are,

back from the dead...

...and I see you

brought a friend with you.

My deepest apology for

interruption sir.

No, no no... non sense.

Thanks to this young woman...

...the room was finally quiet enough

for me to get atleast a few words in.

Sir Patrick Morgan,

at your service.

Diana, princess of the...

"Prince". Diana Prince.

She is...

and I..

...are...

...working together.

She actually helped me bring

this notebook back here.

That's from Dr Maru's lab.

I think the information it contains

inside will change the course of the war.

My.. God.

- Dr Poison herself.

- Yes.

P s a g m e n o .com

Yes.

Intriguing.

Any further intelligence?

Sadly not, sir.

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