Wreck-It Ralph Page #11

VOICE:

DECORATING!

Ralph manages to duck under the “DECORATING” word.

The conveyor belt goes under a bunch of candy dispensers

filled with everything from wheels to jimmies. They must

WRECK-IT RALPH

launch eggs off of a spatula aimed at targets on the

respective bins.

VANELLOPE:

Wheels first.

RALPH:

How many?

VANELLOPE:

FOUR, doi!

RALPH:

Got it.

Ralph hits the spatula four times hard. Four eggs launch, hit

the target and four wheels pop out of the bin.

VANELLOPE:

Now frosting. A buttload of

frosting!

RALPH:

No problem.

He hits the spatula several times. Several eggs go flying and

smash the entire bin, which dumps all of its frosting onto

the kart.

Then the entire bin tips, knocks the next bin. The bins

collapse like dominoes and dump all the ingredients down on

the kart.

RALPH (CONT’D)

Uh oh.

The final buzzer sounds.

The kart drops down a ramp into a fancy garage.

VOICE:

Times up.

They run to the garage door, on which there’s a beautiful

image of a perfect kart. The garage door opens, revealing

their abomination beneath it.

VOICE (CONT’D)

Congratulations. You did it. And

here’s your kart!

Vanellope stares wide-eyed at the kart,.

WRECK-IT RALPH

RALPH:

Aye yi yi. Look, kid...I tried to

warn you, I can’t make things, I

just break-

VANELLOPE:

I love it!

RALPH:

You do?

VANELLOPE:

I love it. I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT!

Look, it’s got a real engine, and

look at these wheels.

(kisses the wheels)

I love it! I finally have a real

kart!

She hugs the kart. Ralph grins, pleased.

Vanellope then grabs two small pastry bags.

VANELLOPE(CONT’D)

Come on. A work of art like this

must be signed.

BACK OUTSIDE:
Beard Papa wakes with a start.

He sees Vanellope on the security camera. Beard Papa GASPS.

He grabs his Red emergency phone.

BEARD PAPA:

This is Beard Papa. The glitch is

in the bakery! Get me King Candy.

CUT TO:

BACK INSIDE THE BAKERY: Ralph and Vanellope finish putting

their names on the kart and stand back to admire their work.

Ralph’s smiling like a sap-- the first we’ve seen him smile.

VANELLOPE:

Whoa. You have teeth? I’ve never

seen you smile before.

RALPH:

I’m not smiling. I’m gassy, okay?

They start to crack up, when:

KING CANDY (O.S.)

Hold it right there, glitch!

WRECK-IT RALPH

King Candy, Wynnchel, and Duncan drive in. King Candy sees

Ralph and GASPS in shock!

KING CANDY (CONT’D)

(seeing Ralph)

And Wreck-it Ralph?!

RALPH:

Uh-oh.

Ralph aims the pastry bag at King Candy and the donuts and

sprays them in the face, temporarily blinding them.

RALPH (CONT’D)

Start the kart!

Ralph throws Vanellope in the driver’s seat of her kart and

hops on the back.

RALPH (CONT’D)

Start the kart....

She fiddles with the buttons and knobs but nothing happens.

RALPH (CONT’D)

What are you waiting for?! C’mon,

let’s go?!

VANELLOPE:

I... ah. I don’t know how to drive

a real kart.

RALPH:

You don’t what?!

Duncan looks at King Candy, concerned.

DUNCAN:

Are you hurt, Sire?

KING CANDY:

No, he just glazed me! Get them!

Ralph pushes off the floor with his hands. The kart takes

off.

RALPH:

Gang way!

WRECK-IT RALPH

EXT. BAKERY — CONTINUOUS

Ralph and Vanellope burst right through the wall. Ralph hand-

pedals the ground faster. They catch a downhill and pick up

speed. King Candy and the donuts are hot on their trail.

KING CANDY:

Stop in the name of the king,

that’s me!

VANELLOPE:

Get off the road!

Ralph digs into the ground and takes a tight turn. The CLAW

swat truck over-shoots and goes tumbling.

VANELLOPE (CONT’D)

Head for Diet Cola Mountain!

They take a fork in the road.

VANELLOPE (CONT’D)

Drive into the wall!

RALPH:

What?!

VANELLOPE:

Right there, between the two sugar-

free lollipops!

RALPH:

Are you crazy?!

VANELLOPE:

Just do it!

Ralph aims the kart at the mountain head on! And just as we

brace for impact, Ralph, Vanellope, and the kart hit the

mountain wall, pixelate, and disappear.

INT. DIET COLA MOUNTAIN - CONTINUOUS

Ralph and Vanellope come sweeping into a Dali-esque world of

half-built game props. They CRASH. The kart ends up vertical

against a rock, front wheels spinning.

EXT. DIET COLA MOUNTAIN - CONTINUOUS

King Candy and the donut police screech to a halt. King Candy

removes his goggles and looks around.

WRECK-IT RALPH

KING CANDY:

Where’d they go? Find that glitch.

Destroy that kart. She can’t be

allowed to race.

Wynnchel and Duncan drive off. King Candy wipes his sweaty

brow, upset.

INT. DIET COLA MOUNTAIN

Ralph picks himself up and lays into Vanellope.

RALPH:

Let me get this straight; you don’t

know how to drive.

VANELLOPE:

Well no, not technically. But I

just thought-

Ralph gets to his feet.

RALPH:

What did you think?!

(mocking voice)

Oh, I’ll just magically win the

race just because I really want to!

She grabs the steering wheel, eager.

VANELLOPE:

Look wise guy, I know I’m a racer.

I can feel it in my code.

RALPH:

That’s it, I’m never getting my

medal back.

Vanellope jumps up and tries to push the kart off the rock.

It doesn’t budge.

VANELLOPE:

What is the big whoop about that

crummy medal anyway?

RALPH:

The big whoop? Well this may come

as a shock to you, but in my game,

I’m the bad guy, and I live in the

garbage.

VANELLOPE:

Cool.

WRECK-IT RALPH

RALPH:

No, not cool. Unhygienic. And

lonely. And boring. But that

“crummy medal” was gonna change all

that. I go home with that baby

around my neck, and I’ll get a

penthouse. Pies. Ice sculptures.

Fireworks...

(off her blank stare)

...Ah, it’s grown up stuff. You

wouldn’t understand.

VANELLOPE:

No, I get it. That’s exactly what

racing would do for me.

She goes back to trying to push the kart off the rock.

RALPH:

Well, guess what?

VANELLOPE:

What?

RALPH:

News flash! Neither one of us is

getting what we want.

Ralph stomps his foot. BOOM! Something explodes nearby.

RALPH (CONT’D)

What was that?

Ralph follows the sound.

He comes to a room with a bubbling pool. He reads the signs.

RALPH (CONT’D)

(reading)

“Diet cola hot springs. Watch out

for falling Mentos?”

VANELLOPE:

Yeah, check it out. Look!

Vanellope throws a rock at the stalactite. Hits it. A piece

of Mentos falls into the pool. BOOM! A giant broiling geyser

shoots up into the air.

VANELLOPE (CONT’D)

Oh, you gotta watch out for the

splash. That stuff’s broiling hot.

WRECK-IT RALPH

RALPH:

Yeah, I got that, thank you. What

is this dump?

VANELLOPE:

I think it’s some sort of

unfinished bonus level. Yeah, it’s

pretty cool, huh? I found that

secret opening, and now I live

here. See, look, look look!

She runs over to a crudely fashioned lean-to above a bed of

candy-wrappers.

VANELLOPE (CONT’D)

Welcome to my home! I sleep in

these candy wrappers. I bundle

myself up like a little homeless

lady...

Suddenly, it occurs to Ralph: their plights are the same.

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