Wreck-It Ralph Page #15

SOUR BILL:

Uuhhhhhh...

Sour Bill makes a run for it. Ralph grabs him.

RALPH:

What’s going on in this candy-

coated Heart of Darkness?

SOUR BILL:

Nothin’.

RALPH:

Talk.

SOUR BILL:

No.

RALPH:

I’ll lick you.

SOUR BILL:

You wouldn’t.

RALPH:

Oh yeah?

Ralph gives him a quick lick. Sour Bill cringes.

SOUR BILL:

That’s like sandpaper.

RALPH:

Hmm, wonder how many licks it’ll

take to get to your center.

SOUR BILL:

I’ll take it to my grave.

RALPH:

Fair enough.

Ralph tosses Sour Bill in his mouth.

WRECK-IT RALPH

RALPH (CONT’D)

(puckering)

Ooh-hoo-hoo. They call you Sour

Bill for a reason.

Sour Bill SCREAMS as Ralph swishes him around. Finally, Ralph

pulls him out.

RALPH (CONT’D)

Had enough yet?

Sour Bill squeals like stoolie.

SOUR BILL:

Okay, I’ll talk. I’ll talk. I’ll

talk. Vanellope WAS a racer until

King Candy tried to delete her code-

As Sour Bill spills the beans...

FLASHBACK:
King Candy in the code room, tearing all the

connections off of Vanellope’s code.

RALPH (O.S.)

Tried to delete her code? So that’s

why she’s a glitch!

BACK ON RALPH:
shocked.

SOUR BILL:

Uh-huh.

RALPH:

Why is he doing this to her?

SOUR BILL:

I don’t know.

RALPH:

Suit yourself.

Ralph threatens to eat him again. Sour Bill throws his arms

up.

SOUR BILL:

No no no, I swear, I don’t know!

FLASHBACK:
We see King Candy floating through the code room,

scooping up nodes of memory into a royal chest. He locks the

chest with a pad lock.

WRECK-IT RALPH

SOUR BILL (CONT’D)

He literally locked up our

memories. And I cannot remember.

Nobody can.

BACK ON SOUR BILL: Arms still up, praying he won’t be eaten.

SOUR BILL (CONT'D)

But I do know this. He’ll do

anything to keep her from racing,

because if she crosses the finish

line, the game will reset and she

won’t be a glitch anymore.

RALPH:

Where is she now?!

SOUR BILL:

In the Fungeon with Fix-it Felix.

RALPH:

Felix?

SOUR BILL:

And that’s all I know. I swear. Now

please don’t put me back in your

filthy mouth again.

Ralph licks Sour Bill, then sticks him to a tree.

RALPH:

Stick around.

SOUR BILL:

Yes okay, I will, I will, thank

you.

CUT TO:

EXT. SUGAR RUSH, LICORICE FIELD

Calhoun patrols the area. Her scanner goes off. She pulls out

her gun and follows the beep.

CALHOUN:

Come on, I know you’re out there.

The signal suddenly drops out. She hits the tri-quarter,

frustrated.

CALHOUN (CONT’D)

Ugh. Saccharine-saturated

nightmare.

WRECK-IT RALPH

The tri-quarter suddenly goes off, loudly. She looks around

on alert.

CALHOUN (CONT’D)

But-- where...

The ground gives way and she tumbles into...

A GIANT CAVERN:
She grabs licorice roots to keep from falling

into the nest below, full of hatching cy-bug eggs and candy-

coated cy-bugs traveling in and out of long caverns.

CALHOUN (CONT’D)

(to herself)

Doomsday and Armageddon just had a

baby and it is ugly.

CUT TO:

THE TIME CLOCK IN THE SKY: The arcade opens in less than an

hour. We pull back and through a barred window into...

INT. FELIX’S CELL, KING CANDY’S FUNGEON

A frustrated Felix calls out the dungeon window.

FELIX:

Hello! Somebody?! Anybody! Please

let me out!

He shakes the bars. One bar is loose.

FELIX (CONT’D)

What’s he say? How does he say it?

(imitating Ralph)

I’m gonna wreck it.

He hits the bars with his hammer. They fortify, stronger.

FELIX (CONT’D)

Oh why do I fix everything I

touch?!

Suddenly, Ralph bursts through the wall.

RALPH:

Felix!

FELIX:

Ralph! I’m so glad to see you.

Felix throws his arms around Ralph. Changing his mind, he

lets go and turns away from him.

WRECK-IT RALPH

FELIX (CONT’D)

Wait. No I’m not. What do you have

to say for yourself? Wait, I don’t

want to hear it. I’m not talking to

you.

RALPH:

Ok, don’t talk, that’s fine. But

you have to fix this go-kart for

me, pronto.

FELIX:

I don’t have to do boo...forgive my

potty mouth. I’m just so, so, cross

with you. Do you have any idea what

you’ve put me through? I ran

higgledy-piggledy all over creation

looking for you. I almost drowned

in chocolate milk mix. And then I

met the most dynamite gal. She just

gives me the honey-glow something

awful. But she rebuffed my

affections. And then I got thrown

in jail.

RALPH:

Felix, pull yourself together.

FELIX:

No Ralph, you don’t know what it’s

like to be rejected and treated

like a criminal!

RALPH:

Yes, I do. That’s everyday of my

life.

FELIX:

It is?

RALPH:

Which is why I ran off. And I tried

to be a good guy. But I’m not. I’m

just a bad guy. And I need your

help. There’s a little girl whose

only hope is this kart. Please,

Felix, fix it and I promise I will

never try to be good again.

Felix can’t help but be moved.

WRECK-IT RALPH

INT. VANELLOPE’S CELL

Vanellope sits in a fungeon fortress. The door looks

unbreakable. Silly pictures and games line the walls.

Vanellope sits in the middle of the room with a “Glitch

proof” collar and chains around her waist. BAM! Ralph busts

the door down and pushes in her fixed kart.

RALPH:

I know, I know, I know. I’m an

idiot.

VANELLOPE:

And...?

RALPH:

And a real numbskull.

VANELLOPE:

And...?

RALPH:

A selfish diaper baby.

VANELLOPE:

And...?

RALPH:

A...Stink brain?

VANELLOPE:

The stinkiest brain ever.

CUT TO:

EXT. SUGAR RUSH RACE ARENA

Giant soda bottles pop and spray. The lids of the fan boxes

fly off, revealing hundreds of spectators. The racers line up

at the start. A blimp flies over head. King Candy stands in

his royal box.

KING CANDY:

My sweet subjects, I can without a

pinch of hesitation assure you that

I have never been so happy in all

my life to say the following words:

Let the Random Roster Race

commence!

Cheers! King Candy slides down his royal banner. He lands in

his own kart. A MARSHMALLOW waves the checkered flag. And

they’re off!

WRECK-IT RALPH

BEHIND THE STANDS: Ralph and Felix ride on the back of

Vanellope’s kart, holding on for dear life, as she drives.

RALPH:

Remember, you don’t have to win!

Just cross that finish line, and

you’ll be a real racer.

As they enter the arena, Ralph and Felix jump off the kart.

VANELLOPE:

I’m already a real racer, and I’m

gonna win!

Vanellope speeds across the starting line. She’s in the race!

OUT ON THE TRACK: The racers enter GUM BALL PASS and must

dodge gum balls the size of bowling balls.

Adorabeezle Winterpop hits a Power-Up. Her kart transforms to

reveals an ice cream cannon.

ANNOUNCER:

Power up!

She shoots a scoop of ice cream, hitting Jubileena square in

the face.

ANNOUNCER (CONT’D)

Oh, Ala Mode!

King Candy hits a Power-Up. The hood of his kart opens and

unleashes a canon. He fires three fireballs at Rancis and

Minty, knocking them out of his way.

KING CANDY:

Have some candy!

ANNOUNCER:

Red hots!

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