Wreck-It Ralph Page #16

Further back on the track, Vanellope passes Minty Zaki.

MINTY ZAKI:

Vanellope!

Vanellope then catches up to Taffyta.

VANELLOPE:

Pardon me. Excuse me. Hot soup!

Coming through! Lady with a baby!

RANCIS:

It’s the glitch, it’s the glitch!

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TAFFYTA:

The glitch?!

Taffyta pulls ahead and up the layer cake, lined with giant

cherries. She passes Candlehead.

TAFFYTA (CONT'D)

(to Candlehead)

Light ‘em up, Candlehead!

Candlehead leans over and lights the cherry stems with the

flame on her helmet. They turn into cherry bombs that blast

as Vanellope glitches passes them.

ANNOUNCER:

What’s this? Cherry bombs!

Taffyta hits a Power-Up. Sprinkle spikes shoot out the back

of her kart and hit Vanellope.

TAFFTYA:

Stay sweet, glitch!

Vanellope glitches all over the place, out of control.

ANNOUNCER:

Oh, Taffy-Whacked!

IN THE ARENA:
Ralph and Felix watch, aghast.

FELIX:

Oh no, she’s glitching!

RALPH:

Come on, kid. Get it under control.

BACK ON THE TRACK:

Tafftya, Candlehead, and Rancis shoot into a giant straw.

Vanellope glitches up the rear.

TAFFTYA:

I told you. You’re just an accident

waiting to happen!

She suddenly glitches between the karts and ends up in front,

driving straight.

Shocked, the racers lose control and spin out, just as the

tunnel spits them out over the sea.

Vanellope lands hard on the ramp on the far shore, stunned

and confused.

WRECK-IT RALPH

The rest of the racers miss and crash into giant cupcakes.

TAFFYTA:

(spitting out frosting)

Waaaaaaaaa.

CANDLEHEAD:

I’m a burnout!

VANELLOPE:

(to herself)

Keep it under control, Vanellope.

No more glitching.

IN THE ARENA:
Ralph and Felix cheer.

RALPH:

Okay, kid, let’s finish this thing

without any more surprises--UMPH!

Ralph is punched in the face.

CALHOUN:

Hope you’re happy, junk pile.

This game is going down, and it’s

all your fault.

FELIX:

My lady? You came back.

CALHOUN:

Can it, Fix-it.

(back to Ralph)

That cy-bug you brought with you,

multiplied.

RALPH:

No, it died in the taffy swamp.

The earth shakes. Cracks. Cy-bugs burst out of the ground.

CALHOUN:

Bull. Roar.

Ralph gasps in shock.

BACK ON THE TRACK: Vanellope catches King Candy, passes him.

She takes the lead.

BACK IN THE ARENA: Calhoun holds off bugs and ushers the

crowd out of the stands.

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CALHOUN (CONT’D)

Listen up! Head to Game Central

Station now. Move it, let’s go, go,

go!

The spectators scream and hotfoot it out of the stands.

Ralph sees Cy-bugs swarming the finish line, attracted to the

neon glow “FINISH.”

RALPH:

What? No!

He runs over and starts punching them.

RALPH (CONT’D)

Get away. Shoo! Go on, go back to

your game!

ENTRANCE TO THE NOUGAT MINES: Vanellope enters the mines.

King Candy takes a short cut.

INSIDE THE NOUGAT MINES: King Candy sweeps in and rear-ends

her so hard that she spins out. He hits her again and her

front end goes up on his hood. She tries to shift and get off

of his hood.

KING CANDY:

Get off this track!

King Candy stands up, breaks the antenna off of his kart, and

whacks at her. She screams.

KING CANDY (CONT’D)

I forbid you to cross that finish

line!

BACK AT THE FINISH LINE: Felix and Ralph continue fighting

off bugs. Felix points to the jumbotron.

FELIX:

Ralph, look!

RALPH:

(seeing Vanellope in

danger)

Kid!

BACK IN THE MINES:

She and King Candy wrestle with the antenna. She glitches

nervously, causing King Candy to glitch, too.

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KING CANDY:

No, no! I’m not letting you undo

all my hard work!

Vanellope grabs King Candy’s antenna and WRESTLES with him.

BACK IN THE ARENA: Felix and Ralph see it on the Jumbotron.

FELIX:

Is that...?

RALPH:

No, it can’t be.

ON JUMBOTRON:
The more King Candy glitches, the more we lose

sight of him and get flashes of a creepy, familiar face.

RALPH AND FELIX:

TURBO!

BACK IN THE MINES: Vanellope screams in shock.

VANELLOPE:

What? Who are you?!

KING CANDY:

I’m Turbo! I’m the greatest racer

in this arcade! And I didn’t escape

Roadblasters, learn code, and

reprogram this game to let you and

your obese warthog of a friend take

it away from me!

He aims for a wall separating a fork in the road. He’s going

to ram her right into it.

VANELLOPE:

No! Stop!

The wall gets closer. King Candy laughs.

KING CANDY:

End of the line, glitch.

VANELLOPE:

...Glitch.... That’s it.

That gives her an idea. The world seems to slow down as she

concentrates.

VANELLOPE (CONT’D)

Come on. You can do it.

Concentrate. And... Glitch!

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She glitches. Disappears. Reappears to the left of the wall.

King Candy swerves, bounces off the wall, and heads down the

right hand tunnel.

VANELLOPE (CONT’D)

Sweet mother of monkey milk! I did

it!

Vanellope speeds off and out of the mines. King Candy, on the

other hand, speeds right into the open mouth of a cy-bug!

BACK AT THE FINISH LINE: Ralph sees her coming. He and Felix

have a path cleared for her.

FELIX:

There she is, Ralph!

RALPH:

Bring it home, kid! The finish

line’s wide open!

BOOM! Cy-bugs start bursting out of the ground on the track.

Vanellope screams and swerves around them, aiming for the

finish line.

But a cy-bug bursts out right in front of her. She crashes

into it and goes flying.

RALPH (CONT’D)

No!

Ralph and Felix leave the finish line and run to her.

Ralph scoops her up out of candy debris.

RALPH (CONT’D)

Kid, are you okay?

VANELLOPE:

I’m fine, I’m fine. Let’s finish

this race!

FELIX (O.S.)

Ralph, look!

Ralph turns to see that finish line is completely over-run by

bugs. It collapses.

FELIX (CONT’D)

I can’t fix that.

RALPH:

Let’s go.

WRECK-IT RALPH

VANELLOPE:

But I didn’t cross the finish line!

RALPH:

There is no finish line.

They run out of the arena.

ON THE RAINBOW:
Calhoun shoots bugs.

CALHOUN:

Everybody out! Now, now, now!

Ralph and Vanellope come running up the rainbow.

VANELLOPE:

Ralph, it’s not gonna work.

RALPH:

We gotta try.

Ralph runs through the exit with Vanellope on his shoulders,

but she’s ripped back into the game.

RALPH (CONT’D)

No!

VANELLOPE:

Ralph, I told you, I can’t leave

the game.

He tries to push her through, but she can’t leave.

RALPH:

Come on, get through, it’s got to

work.

VANELLOPE:

Ouch. Stop. It’s no use.

Felix joins Calhoun as the last of the citizens leaves.

CALHOUN:

That’s everyone. Now we’ve got to

blow up this exit.

VANELLOPE:

Just go without me.

RALPH:

No, I’m not leaving you here alone.

Ralph and Vanellope look out at the destruction around them.

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FELIX:

But what about this game?

CALHOUN:

There’s nothing we can do. Without

a beacon, there’s no way to stop

these monsters.

Ralph looks up at Diet Cola Mountain.

RALPH:

A beacon?

(to Vanellope)

Stay with Felix.

He jumps onto Calhoun’s cruiser. Wobbles. Steadies himself.

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