Wrong Side Of Town Page #3

we won't be seen.

Damn it, Clay, get back here.

You'll get spotted.

I think I'm getting

a signal.

Clay.

Don't even think

about moving.

Put your f***ing hands

up in the air, stupid.

Hey, D, call T.

Let him know we got him.

Make sure he got

that cash A.S.A.P.

Got you, my nigga.

Make sure we get paid.

Hey, man, what are you

doing out here, black,

huh, hanging out

with these cats?

Don't you know you could get

six feet deep for that?

You're hanging out with

"America's Most Wanted."

You're a dead man

walking, homie.

D, what's up with T, man?

He got that cheese?

Yeah, that's right.

Cheese?

Money.

I have money.

I have $500 cash.

$500?

That man right there

is worth 100 grand.

But since you're feeling

so generous and all,

you want

to give me $500,

as a matter of fact

I'll take that,

and your watch

and your ring.

Give me all that sh*t.

That's a polo jacket, huh?

Oh, yeah yeah, give me

all of that sh*t.

Andale andale, nigga.

Move.

You two, muscle-man.

I want your sh*t too.

Let's go.

The credit cards--

all of it.

Give me that sh*t.

What the f*** are you

laughing at, man?

I bet it won't be

so funny

if I put this gun

in your mouth, boy.

So what the f***

are you laughing at?

That's right, b*tch.

Your ass is worth 100 grand

on the streets right now.

So what you think

about that?

You guys like working

for minimum wage?

I should pop your ass

right now.

Shoot me-- you lose

the 100K and the diamonds.

Diamonds? What you talking about--

diamonds, man?

We don't know nothing

about no diamonds, man.

The diamonds that are

stuffed in my sock.

What do you think

this is about?

You think we're stupid?

No, you're a genius.

Here, see for yourself.

Hey hey hey,

don't move, boy.

You almost got shot

right now.

Don't be moving.

Chris man, you think he's serious

about these diamonds, man?

I mean, that just don't

make no sense to me.

He's in this neighborhood

at this time

with a whole bunch of diamonds?

What do you think, dawg?

Maybe that's what Bordas

wanted him for--

the diamonds.

Diamonds could be a lot more green

than Seth's paying.

What you think

about that?

I don't know.

Check it out.

- All right, you got me?

- I got you.

All right.

Keep your

hands up, man.

Clay, get in the car.

Let's go, ladies.

Where did you learn

to fight like that?

I watched a lot

of Jackie Chan movies.

Get in the car.

What are you doing?

I'm taking my cheese

and my watch.

We've come a long way

from slavery to Obama.

You need to stop using

the "N" word.

It's disrespectful.

Excuse me, we need to see

someone in charge.

That'd be me.

Can I help you?

- Yeah, I'm Bobby Kalinowski.

- Kalinowski?

- That's right.

- Come with me.

Wait, we were just

attacked--

Ma'am, please just

follow me.

Okay, you want to tell me

what's going on?

Seth Bordas

is trying to kill us.

Trying to kill you?

He paid 100,000

to have us killed.

And you have proof

of that?

The guys who attacked us said

they were hired by Bordas.

- Attacked you?

- We were held at gunpoint.

Listen, I'm gonna get some detectives

in here to take your statements.

You know what?

How about this--

no more detectives,

no more statements.

- Let's go home.

- I cannot help you

unless you're willing

to file charges.

That's okay.

I don't need your help.

Special Services.

Why didn't you say something

in the first place?

Didn't think

it was necessary.

Okay, look, I will personally

look into your story

and I'll get back to you as soon

as I find out something, okay?

At least let me

get you a ride home.

Come on.

- Here you go.

- A cab?

Aren't you gonna take us home

in a police car?

Sorry, department policy.

But don't worry.

The city will pick up the tab.

Cool.

My cell number's

on the back of this.

If you need anything,

give me a call.

Thank you, Detective.

Look at you.

A rough night, eh?

Are you sure you know

where you're going?

Yes, ma'am, I know it well.

Not a lot of people go to the 'burbs.

I go over the bridge, take

the back road, Sycamore--

Hey, you mind keeping

your eyes on the road?

Oh, yes, sir.

I hope my car is okay.

Must be the wife.

You're not taking

the freeway?

No. Yes, sir.

I have to go to a gas station.

I have to relieve myself

real quick.

You couldn't have done that

before you picked us up?

Sir,

nature calls

when nature calls, okay?

Make it quick.

Yes, sir, I will.

Just make it fast.

I will, I promise.

I'll be very quick.

Sure you don't want to grab a sandwich

while you're at it?

No, thank you.

I already have eaten.

Oh, we got company.

Lock the door.

I'm not a fan

of downtown.

Bobby, what are

you doing?

Stay in the car.

Going someplace, buddy?

I'm actually just

on my way home.

You guys seem to have

accidentally blocked me in.

Would you mind moving?

You're a real

funny guy, huh?

But you're coming

with us, man.

You know,

I am really not having

a good night tonight.

Up until now I think

I've done a pretty good job

of keeping

my sense of humor.

But I feel like

I'm starting to lose it.

So how about this?

How about you take your

gang of goofballs here

and you get out of my way

before you find out

what happens when I lose

my sense of humor?

Maybe you really need

to take that up

with Animal

over here.

Yeah?

You must be Animal.

Animal's a big dude.

Yeah, real big.

I bet you can help me

get all these fellows out of my way.

Tell you what, Animal--

I got another idea.

Pick a hand.

Why don't we just

f*** your ass up?

Go get him, you big ape.

Come on.

Back the f*** up.

Let him go.

Back the f*** up.

Hang on.

Hey, what are you doing?

We gotta separate.

It's only me they're after.

- Wait, Bobby, no.

- Clay, I need you to take the wheel.

I don't think this is a good idea, Bobby.

Please don't leave me.

Come on, man, listen to your wife.

You should stay with us.

What? I don't--

Clay, I need you to get

in the front seat now.

Bobby, this is

absolutely crazy.

Honey, listen,

I'll be fine.

I need you to just go home

and wait for me, okay?

I'll see you there

shortly.

Clay, get them

out of here.

Don't stop for anything.

Don't trust anyone.

- I'm counting on you.

- What are you gonna do?

Call in an old debt.

Where's BR?

He's over there.

What the f*** is it

that you don't understand?

You were short two cases

of vodka in my last order.

I want my booze

or I want my f***ing

money back by Friday.

Jesus f***ing Christ.

I must look like some a**hole

that everybody wants to f***.

What's up, BR?

Bobby f***ing K

at my place.

I know this is

gonna be good.

I need to talk

to you, bro,

alone.

Can you believe

this guy?

I haven't seen him

in 100 years

and he comes in here

barking orders.

We're not in the navy

anymore.

And you're not

in charge here.

This is my place.

What's the matter?

Don't like girls?

Ronnie.

That's all right,

go ahead.

How about a dance?

No, thank you.

Your loss.

What are you doing on this

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