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and go on some sort of

f***ed up killing spree?

No!

You misunderstood me.

Her credit... card.

Oh, my God.

I had no choice.

Is he dead?

Did you have no choice

with Bevan, too?

You always have a choice!

I was trying to protect us!

He was just tryin' to deliver

Lisa's credit card, man!

Oh, my God.

He was just tryin'

to do something nice...

and now he's dead!

He was a creepy old man

who followed us!

He probably would have killed

us and raped Lisa and Rachel!

Just because he

brought the credit card,

doesn't make him innocent!

Hold on! Wait! Why wouldn't

he have raped me, too?

Oh, f***!

I told him our address

when I asked for directions.

Oh, my God.

Now we're all

goin' to hell, man!

No, we're not!

We're not goin' to hell, Jacob!

You're especially

goin' to hell, man!

I mean, I was here

for this atrocity,

so yeah, I'm going to hell,

but you,

you're going

to the darkest f***ing part!

Look I'm serious Jacob.

Shut the f*** up!

Man, Dante didn't even explore

the parts you're going to!

All right! We get it!

We're all going to hell!

Let's just move on.

God damnit, Sam!

Holy sh*t.

Sure you don't

have any more bags...

in the room or something?

Yeah, as sure as I am

that Lisa's not riding the

psychopath's sausage right now.

Really?

You wanna fight, b*tch?

I will Jiu Jitsu your tits off!

Now's not the time, Lisa!

- Yeah, well...

- Jiu Titsu!

Now's not the f***ing time!

- He's gone!

- The old man is gone!

- What?!

- Dude, I thought you said he was f***ing dead, man!

I thought he was!

I'm not a f***ing doctor!

F***, dude!

We have to go look for him!

We have to go f***ing look for him!

- Are you kidding me?!

I'm going to stay the hell

away from there!

We-we should all hide

until things settle down!

We need to stick together

right now, Rachel!

So then come with me!

F*** it!

I'll protect you if these idiots can't

see what the right thing to do is!

- I'm outta here!

- Rachel!

No, f***!

We'll get her after, man.

Me and you have to go look

for the old man! Let's go.

Don't leave me!

I am not gonna die here.

You guys f***ing wait!

Are you joking me right now?!

We need to paint a picture.

An image in our minds

so we can understand

what happened.

We want to protect you, Rachel.

I got you cornered now,

f*** face!

F*** this sh*t.

No. No, no, no, no!

Jesus!

No, no, no, no!

Ugh!

Ah, not my dick!

No, no, not my f***ing

tip of my dick!

Any luck?

How's it going?

Not good.

This car is f***ed.

I can't wait around for this

any longer.

I'm gonna go in

and check in on Sam.

Oh, no. Don't

go in there by yourself.

Sam?

Sam?

Sam, come on out!

Sam, come on, this isn't funny!

Stop dicking around!

Sam, is that you?

Sam, if you scare me...

I swear to God

I will cut your balls off.

Oh, my God!

Oh, f***.

F***! Lisa! Are you okay?

No, I-I'm fine.

Look, we gotta get outta here.

No, come here, come here,

come here.

We have to get out of here!

We can't stay here.

Who did this to you?

I don't know.

I can't remember.

No, you need to tell us

what happened!

I don't know! We have to

get out of here, though!

What's going on?

Rachel, did you do this to Lisa?

- What?

- She f***ed my boyfriend!

I'm allowed to hate her,

I'm not gonna hurt her.

You look pretty f***ed up.

Sam!

Sam is dead!

Sam is dead!

- What?

- What?

What?

You're not going anywhere,

b*tch!

- Okay.

- F***!

Are you f***ing crazy?!

You heard me!

For all we know, you killed Sam!

We know you f***ed him!

Oh yeah?! And what would

my f***ing motive be?!

He didn't make me f***ing cum

hard enough?!

Maybe it finally occurred

to you that Sam loves me

and he was just using you

to get off!

This needs to stop right now!

Great f***ing reassurance party!

All right?

You know what?

This is the last time

I'm gonna f***in' tell you

I know Jiu Jitsu, b*tch!

Wanna f***in' push me?

You guys need to chill out!

- Why'd you do it?!

- Do what? Murder him?

Or have him stick his eight and-a-half

inch cock inside my f***ing vagina?!

I will end you

in a f***ing heartbeat!

Oh, yeah?!

- Get off me, you motherf***er!

- Oh, yeah?!

Hey, Lisa, can we talk?

Now's not really the time

to be mad at each other.

Look. Sam is dead.

All right?

Frankly, I care more

about my life right now

than whether or not

you're mad at me.

Guys,

that old guy,

from down at the shop,

he made the hike up here,

and he's like 90 years old.

I mean, I could probably

do the opposite.

Maybe there's a land line

down there, or something!

He didn't really do it.

He's dead.

How many times

do I have to tell you?

My foot is crippled!

I can't f***ing go anywhere.

Gimp, I'm not asking for you

to come with me.

Honestly I don't trust

any of you.

I'm outta here.

- Good luck.

- This is bullshit.

You're scared.

It's understandable.

Fine.

Sometimes when you're scared...

it can be therapeutic

to draw what's scaring us.

Can you draw what's scaring you?

Where the f*** did everyone go?

I can't let what happened

to Sam happen to anyone else.

I'm goin' out there

to find Lisa and Rachel.

How many times

do I have to tell you?

My f***ing foot is crippled.

I can't walk, Jacob!

Just hang tight

for five minutes, okay?

We've been safe so far

in the kitchen.

They couldn't have gone far!

Are you crazy?

Don't leave me!

Look.

Sounds travels in these woods.

The old man said it himself.

If anything happens,

If you see anything,

just scream and I'll hear you.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Listen.

Please, please don't leave me.

I'll show you my b*obs.

No. That's tempting, but no.

I have to do this..

If you're not gonna do

what I say,

then f*** off.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Come here. Come here.

Listen.

I'm gonna find them.

Okay?

I'm gonna find them,

and I'm gonna bring them back,

and I'm gonna get us all

out of here.

All right? I'll carry you

on my back if I have to!

Okay? Look at me.

Look at me.

I promise. I promise.

Come back quick. Okay?

I will. I will.

All right, when I leave,

lock the door behind me. Okay?

When I come back,

I'm gonna knock three times

so you know it's me. Okay?

I'm coming back for you.

I promise. All right?

Jacob?

Rachel?

Lisa?

Rachel!

Lisa!

Rachel!

Lisa!

Oh, f***! Come on!

Oh!

God, Lisa!

God damnit!

Sh*t!

Thank God it's just you.

Wait, you're not gonna

f***ing kill me, are you?

Are you serious?!

Rachel?

Rachel, is that you?

It's a labyrinth out here!

Okay, whatever. Listen.

My flashlight died.

We gotta find Rachel,

we gotta get Bonnie,

and we need

to get the f*** outta here.

No, you find Rachel.

I'm gonna go get a flashlight.

- No, we stick together!

- Dude!

She needs you more than I do!

I just need

to be away from you guys.

I'll get a flashlight

and I'll be on my way.

The f...

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God!

What did I ever do?

Please don't hurt me!

Please!

Help me.

Please don't hurt me.

Bonnie!

I'm so disgusting!

Oh, my God!

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