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MIND IF I SMOKE:

WHILE YOU'RE EATING?

KISSING WITH THEIR TONGUE.

AND THAT'S FIRST CLASS?

CORRECT.

WHICH PART OF FIRST CLASS?

SEX OR NONSEX?

IT'LL BE LIKE I NEVER

EVEN EXISTED.

I'M LUKE SKYWALKER.

I'M HERE TO SAVE YOU.

I'M BEING RESCUED BY

A TRANSVESTITE?

MY GOD, HE'S A PERVERT, TOO.

WHAT WE DID WAS:

TERRIBLY WRONG.

IS THIS SEXUAL HARASSMENT?

YEAH...

DO YOU THINK YOU'RE

LIBERATED?

(PADDLE SMACKS)

(SOBBING)

YOU'RE A F***ING A**HOLE!

I DESPISE YOU!

F*** THAT SH*T. RUN.

AND THANK YOU FOR FLYING

STAR TOURS.

MOVIES HAVE BEEN MAKING US

LAUGH AND CRY, GASP AND SCREAM

FOR OVER 100 YEARS.

AND SINCE THE EARLIEST DAYS

OF CINEMA, ADULT FILMS HAVE

BEEN A PART OF THE MOTION

PICTURE LANDSCAPE, MAKING US

GASP FOR ENTIRELY DIFFEREN REASONS.

AS FAR BACK AS THE 1880's,

FILMMAKERS SAW THE GOLDMINE

POTENTIAL OF EROTIC FILM--

LOOPS, STAG FILMS,

PEEP SHOW BOOTHS.

FOR THE NEXT 90 YEARS,

SOCIETY WATCHED SEX IN

A VARIETY OF WAYS.

THEN IN THE 1970's,

EVERYTHING CHANGED.

TAKING ADVANTAGE OF A MORE

SOCIALLY PERMISSIVE ATMOSPHERE,

DIRECTORS BEGAN TELLING STORIES

SURROUNDING THE HARDCORE SEX.

FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER,

FULL-LENGTH MOVIES WITH

EXPLICIT SEX WERE BEING SHOWN

IN THEATERS FOR A MASS AUDIENCE.

IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO OVERSTATE THE

IMPORTANCE OF GERARD DAMIANO'S

FILM, "DEEP THROAT."

THIS MOVIE OPENED THE DOOR FOR

VIRTUALLY EVERY ADULT FEATURE

THAT CAME AFTER.

WHILE THE EXAGGERATED CLOSE-UPS,

CAMPY PERFORMANCES, AND

FIREWORKS GOING OFF DURING

ORGASMS MIGHT SEEM A LITTLE

COMICAL TO A MODERN AUDIENCE,

IN 1972, AUDIENCES HAD NEVER

SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT.

WHETHER DISCUSSING ADULT OR

MAINSTREAM, "DEEP THROAT"

REMAINS ONE OF THE MOS YOU SAY THAT YOU WANT MORE

OUT OF SEX THAN JUST A LOT OF

LITTLE TINGLES?

YES, I WANNA HEAR BELLS

AND BOMBS--

YES, WE JUST WENT THROUGH

THAT, MISS LOVELACE. LET'S NO DO THAT PART AGAIN.

I DON'T THINK PEOPLE UNDER

A CERTAIN AGE UNDERSTAND JUS HOW EDGY AND HOW RADICAL IT WAS

TO PUT ACTUAL SEX IN A BIG MOVIE

THEATER.

"DEEP THROAT," IN PARTICULAR,

OPEN A LOT OF DOORS.

IT MADE IT-- SEEING SOMETHING

LIKE THAT MORE ACCESSIBLE,

AND THEN THAT HELPED IN MAKING

"DEEP THROAT" AND...

"THE DEVIL IN MISS JONES"

PLAYED THE DOUBLE BILL FOR,

WHEN "DEEP THROAT" CAME OU IN NEW YORK THEATERS, LINES

AROUND THE BLOCK-- JACKIE O.

JACKIE KENNEDY WENT TO SEE--

DEEP THROAT IS THIS GIRL

SHE'S-- SHE'S TIRED OF-- OF SEX.

SHE THINKS THAT IT SHOULD BE

MORE THAN JUST LITTLE TINGLES.

IT MAKES ME FEEL SORT OF

TINGLY ALL OVER, AND THEN--

AND THEN WHAT?

NOTHING. I MEAN THERE SHOULD

BE MORE TO SEX THAN A LOT OF

LITTLE TINGLES.

THERE SHOULD BE BELLS RINGING,

SEAMS BURSTING, BOMBS GOING

OFF-- SOMETHING.

DO YOU WANNA GET OFF, OR DO

YOU WANNA WRECK A CITY?

SHE CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY SHE

CAN'T HAVE AN ORGASM, BECAUSE

SHE HAS ALL THIS SEX, AND

NOTHING-- I MEAN IT'S NICE, BU NOTHING HAPPENS.

SO, UM, SHE GOES TO SEE A SEX

THERAPIST, MR. HARRY REIMS,

WHO, UM, EXAMINES HER AND

DISCOVERS THAT HER CLITORIS

IS ACTUALLY ALL THE WAY IN

THE BACK OF HER THROAT.

WELL, THERE IT IS.

YOU LITTLE BUGGER!

THERE IT IS!

WHAT?

WELL, YOUR CLITORIS, IT'S

DEEP DOWN IN THE BOTTOM OF YOUR

THROAT.

(SOBBING)

NOW, NOW, MISS LOVELACE,

LISTEN, HAVING A CLITORIS DEEP

DOWN IN THE BOTTOM OF YOUR

THROAT IS BETTER THAN HAVING

NO CLITORIS AT ALL.

THERE'S A THEME SONG--

I FORGOT.

UM, THERE'S A THEME SONG

WHEN SHE DISCOVERS THIS--

THIS, UH, SKILL.

DEEP THROAT:

DEEPER THAN DEEP YOUR THROAT

DEEP THROAT:

ROW ROW YOUR BOAT

SHE FINALLY HAS AN ORGASM.

THERE'S A MONTAGE OF FIREWORKS

AND BELLS RINGING AND A ROCKE SHIP GOING UP WHILE IT'S

FLASHING BETWEEN HER FACE COMING

AND... SO FUNNY.

SO HE HIRES HER AS A NURSE,

AND SHE GOES OUT ON CALL

AND FUCKS ALL THESE GUYS.

TELL ME, MR. MOORE,

HOW DO YOU FEEL NOW?

AND, EVENTUALLY, SHE FINDS

THE PERFECT PENIS

FOR HER THROAT.

AND THEY HAVE ANOTHER MONTAGE.

IN MOST '70s PORNO, EVERYONE

HAS A LOT OF HAIR, BUT IN

"DEEP THROAT," LINDA IS

COMPLETELY CLEAN-SHAVEN.

I WONDERED IF MAYBE SHE STARTED

THAT TREND PERHAPS?

OR MADE IT POPULAR AT LEAST?

I DON'T KNOW, BECAUSE SO MANY

PEOPLE SAW IT,

NIXON, ALONG WITH KEATING,

AND THAT ADMINISTRATION WAS OU TO STOP THE NEGATIVE PRESS OF

WATERGATE AND, UH, VIETNAM.

I THINK REVISITING THIS STORY

AND REVISITING, YOU KNOW, THE

TACTICS THAT CAME INTO PLAY

THAT, UH, THEY HAD A PROBLEM

MORALLY WITH SUBJECT MATTER,

AS IN "DEEP THROAT," THE FILM,

UM, IS IMPORTANT.

AND THE EASIEST TARGET WAS

THE ADULT FILM INDUSTRY.

NIXON RIGGED THE COURTROOM AND

RIGGED THE JUDGE AND GOT HIS,

UH, CONVICTIONS AGAINST THE CAS MEMBERS OF "DEEP THROAT."

I DEFINITELY THINK SHE'S--

SHE'S BETTER AT, UM,

DEEP-THROATING THICKER C*CKS

THAN I AM, BUT I DEFINITELY

DROOL A LOT MORE THAN SHE DOES.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOU ARE

ABOUT TO WITNESS THE RAVISHMEN OF A WOMAN WHO HAS BEEN

ABDUCTED.

I ANSWERED AN AD IN THE

"SAN FRANCISCO CHRONICLE"

THAT SAID "NOW CASTING FOR A

MAJOR MOTION PICTURE."

SO I WALKED UP THE STAIRS, AND I

SAT IN THEIR OFFICE, AND HERE'S

THESE TWO BROTHERS WHO ARE

ABSOLUTELY CHARMING, FABULOUS

NOT THE LEAST BIT OF A QUESTION

IN MY MIND THAT THEY WERE

TOTALLY HONEST GUYS.

(SCREAMING)

THEY EXPLAINED TO ME THE STORY

OF "BEHIND THE GREEN DOOR,"

WHICH I THOUGHT WAS VERY COOL,

BECAUSE THAT WAS THE TIME OF

DRUGS, SEX, AND ROCK-N-ROLL.

IT WAS JUST, YOU KNOW,

ANYTHING WENT.

BEFORE I LEFT, I SAID, "IF YOU

DO WANT ME TO DO THIS, BY THE

WAY, I WANT THIS AMOUNT OF

MONEY AND THIS PERCENTAGE OF

WHATEVER FOR SO MANY YEARS."

AND THEY SAID, YOU KNOW, "DON' CALL US, WE'LL CALL YOU."

SO ABOUT AN HOUR LATER, I'M

SITTING AT MY HOUSE, AND THEY

CALLED AND SAID, "WE WANNA

DO IT."

SO THEY CAME OVER FOR ME TO

SIGN THE CONTRACT, AND THAT WAS,

UH, THAT WAS THE END OF THAT.

ALTHOUGH, AT FIRST,

HER REACTIONS MAY LEAD YOU TO

BELIEVE THAT SHE IS BEING

TORTURED, QUITE THE CONTRARY

IS TRUE, FOR NO HARM WILL COME

TO THOSE BEING RAVISHED.

IN THE MORNING, SHE WILL BE

SET FREE, UNAWARE OF ANYTHING

EXCEPT THAT SHE HAS BEEN LOVED

AS NEVER BEFORE.

THE WHOLE THING ABOUT THE

MOVIE WAS-- AND I SAID TO THEM,

"I'M AN ACTRESS, AND I SAY

NOT ONE WORD."

HE SAID, "OH, NO, THAT'S EVEN

MORE DIFFICULT," WHICH IT IS.

BECAUSE YOU REALLY HAVE TO

CONVEY YOUR FEELINGS, WHATEVER

THEY MAY BE, THROUGH YOUR EYES

AND YOUR ACTIONS.

AND I SAID, "I DON'T REALLY

WANNA KNOW WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN.

I KNOW IT'S GONNA BE WILD AND

SEXY, AND IT'S GONNA BE SCARY,

PROBABLY, FOR ME AT CERTAIN

TIMES, BUT I DON' WANT TO KNOW."

JOHNNIE KEYES, HE WAS THE BLACK

GUY WITH THE SHARK TEETH

AROUND HIS NECK AND, UM,

VERY ETHNIC LOOKING.

AND WHEN WE STARTED TO HAVE SEX,

IT WAS THE KIND OF THING WHERE

I WAS, LIKE, TOTALLY FREAKED

OUT, I DIDN'T THINK I WAS GONNA

I F***ED HER FOR A LONG TIME.

I F***ED HER FOR 43 MINUTES

WITHOUT STOPPING. NOBODY DOES

THAT. THAT WAS A MARATHON F***.

WHERE IT TURNED FROM TERROR

TO PLEASURE, AND I REALLY

BELIEVE YOU CAN SEE THAT.

AND I KNOW THAT THERE WAS A TIME

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