Xiao Quan Guai Zhao (Revenge of the Dragon AKA The Fearless Hyena)

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- Master! How are you?

- Are you alright?

I'm lucky to be alive!

We must tell Master Chen

to go into hiding at once

Master, your leg is very

badly injured

I think it's best you go into

hiding for awhile

We'll cover you

OK, take care

Let's go!

Brother, take care!

You too

Let's split up

Go that way!

I see you hiding there

Yen, you running dog

of the Qing Dynasty!

Aren't you ashamed

of your evil deeds?

Shut up, Ching!

If you tell me where Chen is...

I'll spare your life

and give you

a handsome reward!

Stop dreaming!

I'm a Sin Yi clan disciple

which is started by none other

than the hero Yue Fei

I will not be a traitor

I'm not going to cooperate

Don't think that having a few evil tricks

will help you terrorize us

I'll fight you, even if it kills me!

You should give it some careful thought

I just want your life!

Today is the day you die!

Tell me where Chen is, now!

We've just moved here

and you're causing trouble already

What do I normally teach you?

Study the literatures. Act with reason

What else?

Train hard but never use Kung Fu

to bully others!

Have you finished your training today?

I was just about to start

Grandpa, shall I start now?

Go ahead!

kick... kick

Twist and turn!

I've finished!

I'm too old. My eyes are blurred

That was too quick! I couldn't see clearly

Do it again slowly so that I can see

- What is this?

- The steady footwork!

It's footwork, all right

but not quite steady

Show me a proper stance

I said a proper stance,

not a puppy stance!

Cross stance!

What else?

The Unicorn step! Twist right, twist left!

Steady yet?

Steady!

Move!

I can't!

Why not?

I'm so steady I'm grounded

Grounded?

There's another stance!

Can you do that too?

I know! The twisted stance. How's this?

Not this one!

Another new stance? What is it?

The upside down stance

No, not this!

Stop your nonsense. Start!

I don't know how

Grandpa, don't!

This is my own special bowl!

Breaking it is like breaking my rice bowl!

- Understand?

- Yes...

If anything happens to it, you've had it

I can't hold on much longer.

Where are you off to?

To the toilet!

Hurry back! I can't stand it much more

This seems like fun

This? Here, take it!

I want this one

This is for you

I want this too

I want this doll

It's not for sale

I'll give you this one

Wait...

Place your bets

Test your eyes against my hands

Place your bets!

I'll bet everything

Quick! Place your bets

Come! Place your bets

Hands off!

Ready? OK!

Only a few winners this time!

Success!

Place your bets

Put it all down

You think you'll win the third round?

It's easy!

Easy?

I'll leave after winning this round

Good! Don't move

Open!

Mostly winners!

What rotten luck!

I've lost every round!

I must win this time!

Let me help you!

I'll bet on this

Trust me, you won't regret it

You betting on this one?

Just you wait and see!

You're sure you're betting on this one?

Open!

Open!

You win!

Mostly winners again!

I would have lost everything

if not for you

You were losing until now

I'll take this as my tip

Good-bye!

Stay! Let's play again

No. They always cheat!

You're so big!

How come he didn't see you?

Stand still!

Food and wine? New year celebrations?

What do you want?

You should know better than

to block my livelihood

I have already given you enough face!

Given me face?

You should know better than

to cross the "Great Bear"!

And, I "Stony Egg"

and me, "Iron Bull"

Who cares about you bull,

bear and rotten egg!

This guy is asking for trouble

Stand still!

You'll be sorry if you don't return

the money!

Right!

Why should I?

Because of this!

Attack!

That's right!

Grab this!

Give it to me

Smelly!

Take it

Grab hold of it

That's great!

Scared!

I'm real scared!

Don't be scared!

Don't be scared! Here I come!

You!

Let's see it then

What are you laughing at?

Here comes an earthquake!

I'm blocking! Left, right and center!

Front and back!

Still blocking?

Let's see you block this!

Had enough?

Amazing!

What's your name?

Stony Egg!

But now you're a broken egg!

Step on you and you'll be

a scrambled egg!

One kick and you will be a rolling egg!

Sooner or later, you'll be a rotten egg!

Aren't you known as "Iron Head"?

A slap on the back of my head!

Now look at my forehead!

Twist your head! Now shrink your head!

Lift your head! Now turn your head!

Off I head!

Rest a while

Squeeze the hell out of you!

You're a big guy

with a small brain

He's the "Great Bear"

but he's anything but great!

Three? Where's the other one?

Here!

I'm being squeezed to death!

Ah, and so you are!

Do you still want me to return the money?

No! No!

Can I go now?

Of course!

Don't ever follow me again in the future

Yes!

What shall we do?

Let's pull him up!

Let's go!

- The wine's great!

- Yes!

Where'd you get it?

The same shop

but the wine is much better!

There's more of it too

More than a catty!

You're a good boy!

Where did you get the money?

I was lucky today!

I found a bag full of silver!

That's why I bought you

all this wine!

That lucky?

Go out and see if you can

find another bag

Tell me the truth!

What?

One became two, two became four

and four became eight!

You were gambling, weren't you?

They tried to stop you from leaving

after you won?

Sure they tried to stop me!

How did you know?

And then you showed them

your Kung Fu

I didn't!

I merely struck a pose

and they let me leave

What pose?

Just the basic one

Disgraceful!

Enjoy your wine! I'll start training!

Forget it

No training today?

I want to train together with you!

- OK, come on

- Grandpa!

Everything's fair in love and war!

But I'm your grandson!

Rascal, up to your

funny tricks again?

This is called "Short but dangerous"!

I choose the short one then!

Come back! We're not done yet!

I missed? This is called

"Long but powerful"!

Whatever you say!

I'll take them all

No

Must say you're pretty smart

I get beaten enough!

Grab it, poke it and smack with it

The bee retreats

Fish for it and the phoenix flies!

- Come back!

- I'm not through yet!

Blow on the flute!

Hold it!

Tail of the tiger!

Tail of the tiger!

My turn to grab the stick!

Where are you going?

The tiger's tail!

The tiger's tail!

The three links

sends the birds a-flying!

Open the door with the iron fan!

The iron bull ploughs!

This technique is known as

"Following the tide"!

Here I come! Winds sweep

the plum flowers!

Grandpa! Take it easy!

Open the door with the iron fan!

You've broken the door!

Left, right, the fairy strews the flowers!

No, Grandpa!

Hit you till you go dizzy!

My eyes are blurry!

Fingers point to heaven and earth!

A knock on the head!

The crocodile hits the boat!

The fisherman casts his net!

Snowflakes on the top! Uproot the old tree

The old cow pulls the mill!

The dragonfly leaps!

Leaps...

The bird returns to the forest!

I was too slow

Come out!

The swallow returns to its nest

Are you coming out?

OK, a little force may help

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