Xiao Quan Guai Zhao (Revenge of the Dragon AKA The Fearless Hyena) Page #2

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I'm coming out

Come on, then!

The rolling gourd!

One becomes two!

And two becomes four!

Grandpa, stop!

Why?

My head's already swollen!

I hop, I step and I jump!

Trying to run? Come back!

It's best to run!

Run where?

Turn and escape!

Embrace the moon!

Advance, turn, stick on the back!

The swallow's jump!

Why don't you start to jump!

I'll just jump right here!

Let me help you jump!

The lion shakes its head and

here comes the end!

What did you say?

End!

End?

Grandpa. Stop or I'll be dead!

How can you learn if I stop!

How many times have I told you

not to reveal our clan's techniques?

Why do you insist on showing it?

Practicing our clan's Kung Fu is

not illegal!

You can practice it

but you're not to reveal it

If you do, I'll trash you to death

I've had it then

That's why I said

you must look for a proper job

And be an ordinary man!

Rascal

Come, try it!

Mister, you're buying...

What are you so happy about?

Mister, you're buying...

Why are you so sad?

Who's suffered a loss? You or me?

Why won't you learn? Come

I'll show you once!

- Come

- Yes

Mister, death comes when it comes!

Let me handle the funeral!

I guarantee you a grand one!

Remember, we have all kinds

of meals here!

Buffet. Table D'Hote, A la Carte!

If someone dressed nicely

like me comes in

Recommend this type to him!

If they're dressed like you,

take them over here!

This type is meant for

the likes of you

How can anyone sleep

in this rotting thing?

Why not?

At least three people have used it!

Three people slept in this?

This is what you call

"Second Hand"!

What is the meaning of

"Second Hand"?

It means old stuff!

Do you understand?

Would anybody buy it?

Of course!

I run a monopoly here!

They have no choice

but to buy from me!

Is it ethical?

Full payment only

No installments!

Also, you must remember

the various brands

This is teak wood, rose wood,

willow wood...

When the guest comes,

knock and let them hear the sound

Boss, it sounds like ply wood

They wouldn't know, you dumb ass!

Come!

This is the most precious and

is not for sale!

Are you keeping it for yourself?

Yes! Ah... Nonsense!

But if the price is right, I'm willing to

part with it

I polish this thing

a few times everyday

It is most important to tell the client

its good points!

What good points?

It's cool in the summer and

warm in the winter

Even the living will find it comfortable

Covered, it provides shelter from

the rain and wind

Won't it be suffocating?

Not if you install

a ventilation fan

Let me show you

This coffin is comfortable

Nice and cool! So comfortable!

Listen! It's as if someone's calling you

This is good wood!

It's scary!

Would you like to try it?

No, thanks! It's too narrow

It's big enough for three

Try it!

It's terrible!

Are you trying to suffocate me,

you little rascal?

It's only a demo!

No one asked you to shut in

I'll kill you when I get out!

I can't lift it!

There's nothing I can do!

Find anything?

No!

Did you find him?

No!

Where could he possibly go?

I'm telling you

I don't want any trouble!

If you still follow me,

I'll break your bones!

Big brother!

Hang on, who's your big brother?

We three think you're the greatest

and beg to be your disciples!

That's a joke

I can't even take care of myself!

Nobody wants me for anything

That's not true!

It's just that the times not right

But the time has come now

There's a whole lot of money waiting

for you to grab!

Right!

Why don't you three go

if that's the case?

It's true!

Then, go on!

We can't do it without you

But with you three,

I'm as good as dead!

Don't give me any more problems

We won't dare now that we know

your Kung Fu skills

If I've any ill intentions,

I'll change my name to rotten egg!

And you can break my "Iron Head"

anytime!

Besides, you've nothing to do

Come and see our boss

Right!

OK, I'll see what mischief you're up to

this time!

I wouldn't dare try any

in front of you!

What do you think of

Tee Char's proposition?

Teacher? Whose your teacher?

I have no teacher

My surname's Tee and

my name is Char

Say it quickly

and it sounds the same

It gives my name an air of superiority

I see that you come from Japan

Why do you say that?

You're imitation stuff!

Don't laugh! Gimmicks are important

if you want to succeed

Right!

If you can get away with the imitation,

why not?

Right!

Come and be the martial art instructor

in my school!

I'll pay you a hundred silver taels

a month!

And whatever the students bring,

I'll share half with you!

Also, I'll pay you extra

every time you fight!

- It's a fair deal, isn't it?

- Yes

- A hundred silver taels?

- Yes

It's not that I don't want it,

I'm only scared of my Grandpa!

He forbids me to show my skills normally

If he finds out that I work for you...

I don't know Kung Fu

but I've a lot of ideas!

All you have to do is to use your hands

Leave the rest to me!

How?

This will work

Will it?

Sure it'll work!

I'll take you to my school

to look around after lunch

Everything Clan?

What is the meaning of "Everything" Clan?

It means Dragon, Snake,

Tiger, Crane, Leopard...

To show we know all types of Kung Fu

and that we have everything!

I think you've got next to nothing

Right too!

Actually, we only have two students so far

Neither one pays!

Isn't that disgraceful?

That's why it's important to

choose the right name

Right! Can you think of

a new name for me?

That won't be easy

What exactly do you teach?

The S S S technique!

Is there such a thing?

Of course!

First let me explain what it stands for

The first S means you're smart

if you sign up with us

The second S represents the silver

you must pay

The third S is for the superb Kung Fu that

we'll be teaching you!

What if I refuse to join?

The three S stand for something else then!

The first S means you're stupid

not to join

The second S means we're sorry

we wasted time talking to you

The third S means we'll sock you

if you don't get out fast

I'll like to see you try!

Hold it! Let me change my clothes first

If you have the guts, wait for me

Take care of him!

Master!

Master!

What is it?

Business at the door

What business?

Take a look first!

He's the bodyguard of the brother!

Him...

Sorry!

I understand he has a school with

If we beat him,

the students will all come to us!

At 15 taels per student...

That'll be 150 for 10!

Right!

How about 20?

Three hundred!

And 30?

That'll be... Let's discuss this later

If you beat him...

It's not that simple!

Look at him!

He's huge and fierce

Just look at his fist!

I won't fight him!

But we have a deal.

I use my head and you use your hands

But to use my hands...

OK, 50!

My hands ache!

Sixty!

My legs too!

Seventy!

My waist aches!

Eighty!

Now my head aches!

Ninety!

My shoes ache!

Shoes ache? 100!

The aches have stopped!

You go out first

Don't kid me now!

I'm not kidding

Damn it!

Is your master coming out or not?

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