Xiao Quan Guai Zhao (Revenge of the Dragon AKA The Fearless Hyena) Page #3

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What's the commotion?

I thought you were going to

change your clothes

I've thought about it!

After all, I'm the Master!

People will say

I'm bullying you if I fight

Nonsense! I'll tear down your school sign

if you give me anymore excuses!

You young impulsive chap!

You're really asking for it!

You insist on fighting?

Alright! I'll just send for

my lowliest worker

And let him have some fun with you

Come out!

What are you doing here?

Master!

Teach that fellow a lesson!

That fellow?

Right! He's should be enough for you

- Go!

- Yes...

You want to tear down our sign?

So what?

Don't get mad! Have some tea first

Come!

Here...

What are you looking at?

Be careful!

It's so painful!

Someone's hurting!

Having fun?

Go to hell!

What are you looking at?

Master, I've taught him a lesson!

Return to your tasks

Yes!

Do you admit defeat?

Admit defeat?

Yes!

Will you hand me

the protection money now?

Yes!

Will you let me take over

your school now?

Yes!

Leave through the back door!

Yes!

Did you hear that?

Let's go

What are you all looking at?

Take him away!

Yes!

Quick!

Hurry!

Hold it!

Get lost! You're in my way

Are you the person who defeated Lu?

That's right!

Are you that good?

You are perceptive!

I want to see

how good you are!

Without paying fees,

I won't show you anything!

Right!

Siao San!

Siao San...

Why don't you answer me?

That's not my name!

It is now!

There's another one here!

He's small! Should be easy!

How about a discount?

Twenty per cent off!

Good! Fight!

What's the name?

"The Willow Knife" Bar Tar!

What? Bastard?

Boss...

That's not fair, boss

He has a knife

He's got a knife! No 20% discount!

Another 10 then!

Do it yourself!

How about it?

Twenty?

Impossible!

Lean over

Watch it

Duck!

Forty!

Forty?

Hurry and up the ante!

Forty maximum!

Forty maximum?

How much?

Double it!

Double it?

It's a deal!

This time it's for real!

Follow the tide!

The dragon's tail is right here!

Strike it right!

Lower your head! Lift it! Lower it!

Lift it! Lower it! Lift it!

Lower it! Lift it! Lower it! Lift it!

Here...

A little more!

Grab it tighter!

Are you scared?

Wrong side!

Like the smell?

You don't know what's good for you!

Have a few strokes!

You're a piece of meat

and I go chop, chop, chop!

And then shovel you out of the way!

Left block, right block!

But you can't block your crotch!

This is no joking matter!

Here comes a long rod!

To give you a prod!

Hit you like a dog!

Still won't give up?

And stir up the sh*t!

How does that feel?

Grab it!

Remember!

Don't use knives unnecessarily!

They're messy!

Pay your respects to me then!

Run for your life!

Yes!

Who is it? It's me, Grandpa

Grandpa

Grandpa, feeling better?

Just old age

You must have more rest

I'll get you some tea

Where are you working now?

Same old place!

You must be cautious

and leave a good impression!

Have some tea first

Is the job tough?

Not at all! Only fight... cleaning up

Grandpa, I'll go get your medicine!

One at a time

Master!

What is it?

Big business coming up!

Big business?

Take a look!

What's up?

Huge fellow!

He's quite big...

I know him. He's...

Not as big as me!

Smash him like a pumpkin!

Not everyone is as dumb as you

You go ahead if you want to smash him

Master, you can do it

Are you sure?

Sure!

Look at you now! You're prosperous!

What?

Gold all over! Even your teeth is gold!

It's not!

Well, almost! You're big now!

You eat the best and wear the best

You look prosperous

But we always risk our lives

We'll soon be dead if we carry

on this way

If you don't fight him,

who's going to pay

this month's expenses?

That's your business!

I'll pay you 500 taels!

Promise?

Promise!

- Word of honor?

- No

Word of honor!

Don't you know him?

He's a sex maniac

Easy!

Get up!

Thanks, Master!

Where is he?

Go out first! I'll be right out!

You rascal!

So says the Master!

Good moves...

Quite good

but nothing compared to ours!

Get the fellow out!

Control yourself! Be patient even

if you want to fight

I've no time to waste

You must exercise patience

if you want to win

Otherwise, you've as good as lost

Damn it all! I'll give you hell!

Teach him a lesson!

You, you...

The Master's not home and

I'm to take his place

Be careful of that shark!

Sure!

You look so pretty!

My mind goes dizzy!

You're so big and strong!

I'm a little worried!

Don't be scared!

Scared!

Don't you worry!

How about a little kiss?

A slap's more like it!

If you don't behave, I'll hit you!

Hit all you want!

Hit...

- It hurts!

- Let me soothe you

No!

Your hands are so big!

Big enough to smooth your hair with

If you don't behave, I'll really hit you!

So you know Kung Fu as well?

Just a little!

Let's have a little fun!

You're very rude!

What hairy legs!

Isn't that sexy?

And such big feet!

To step on you with! You fool!

Wait!

Slowly, I roll down the bamboo blinds!

And watch my dear fellow lying

on the ground!

Are you angry?

Naturally!

That's great!

I'll love you to death!

Too light! I'll do it myself!

Let me!

He's a guy!

So you're a guy!

Strike all the way!

One more!

That's great!

The money is mine! Bring it over!

Great Master!

Speak up!

Where is Chen of the Sin-yi clan?

I...

Someone in the village has put up

the Sin-yi School sign!

How come there's so much money?

Grandpa, don't feel bad

if I should be killed one day!

This money is to provide for you

Your unfilial grandson

Three in a row!

Every technique is superb!

Look!

That's just the appetizer

Watch carefully!

One the head! Through the heart!

See how obedient he is!

There's more

One for the top and one for the bottom!

Careful of the roots!

Just a block of wood!

Hit until he gets the cramps!

Right! The money will be mine!

I'm itching to get the money!

Nice?

You purposely lost! Are you trying to

get another increase?

No more! We made a deal!

This time, I don't want anything

- Master, you can't leave...

- You're leaving

Stop! I admit defeat!

Get the money from him

Dumb ass!

You can't go!

That beast asked you

to give me the money!

I'm as good as dead!

Who were you calling a beast just now?

You...

I...

Not bad!

I'd like to employ you as the

instructor here!

No way!

This old man knows Kung Fu!

None of your business!

Are you alright?

What is it?

How come you're hairy all over?

I'm not hairy!

It's your glasses!

Who was that fellow?

I don't know!

Look for him!

Yes!

Find him!

Stand still!

Who are you?

I'm looking for my grandson!

There are no grandsons here!

Who are you?

I... I'm the leader here!

You even changed the name of

your school!

And that's the reason we prospered

Where's Master?

Where's the Grand Master?

Where did he go?

Grand Master...

Stop looking!

He ran off long ago!

Who are you?

I'm your Grand Master's ancestor!

Lord Chen!

At the walled village

I've done it now!

Grandpa will surely kill me!

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