Xin zuijia paidang (Aces Go Places V: The Terracotta Hit) Page #2

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Ellen, get a contract please.

Sir, may I have your name?

Chinese Rambo!

Chinese Rambo?

Excuse me, please!

Have a cigar first.

How dare you steal national treasures?

We are civilized people. Let's be calm.

Wait, answer the phone first.

Hello, Sir!

Hello, Uncle Wah!

Hello, Uncle Wah!

Terrific! He's right before me.

Settle this by myself? And good luck to me?

What did Uncle Wah say?

Good luck to me!

Don't make me fight back!

King Kong...

Where did you hide the Terracotta Army?

Please check the file for me, Ellen.

Where?

Where is it?

First, let go. How can I get it otherwise?

Where is the Terracotta Army?

This way!

Quit shoving me, Basketball!

What did you call me?

I said you're not Chinese Rambo.

But Chinese Dumbo.

What?

Wonderful! Chinese Rambo is dead.

Why are you so happy?

Don't you know it destroyed my image?

I've never killed a man in my life.

Go get someone to fix the window.

Tell me,

where did you hide the Terracotta Army?

Don't be afraid. He won't hit a woman

Keep on, I'll increase your salary!

I'm sorry. I'll take the other lift, bye!

No problem, I'll walk down from there.

Your big brother is up there!

I've enough! Do you want me to use force?

You two scoundrels, don't force me to light you.

What did he say?

I don't know!

I say don't force me to hit you!

He says he will hit us.

Hit!

Do you want to kill me?

Too much! It's too much!

Hi, King Kong!

Don't shock me!

I've asked you not to call me King Kong!

What is it? Are your creditors after you again?

What do mean? I'm just jogging.

Bye!

Damn it, woman, can you just drive?

King Kong!

I'm not King Kong!

If you're not,

how come you feel so nice?

You're right! But I'm now called Ever Rich.

Get on! Rich boy!

Taking me for a ride?

I'm busy today.

I've a meeting.

Are they...?

Yes!

Goodbye!

You're treating me like a driver?

Come sit beside me. Are you afraid of me?

Afraid of you? I'm afraid of nothing!

Those who don't know you

will be scared to death by you.

Those who know you will laugh to death!

It's impossible,

we don't have time for this!

Of course! Impossible, judging from

your look now,

so down and out.

What did you say?

It's done by the New Aces, me & my brother.

We, the Old Aces, are still around,

how can you people beat us?

It's time for you to retire!

The new buries the old.

What do you want?

Do you know what's the most valuable thing

in the Terracotta Army?

Every single piece is precious!

How would I know what you're talking about?

It's the sword!

Let me take a look again.

It's fake!

Fake? They're all real!

You misunderstand.

I said the sword is fake!

What?

You? No way!

How can you get the real one?

You stupid fool!

Don't go!

You just said I was not good enough, right?

Right?

I'll fight with you!

With me?

Yes!

You take the first punch

Come on!

Where do you want me to hit?

If you don't move, I will!

Are you serious? But I don't hit women!

You concede?

Concede? I've just let off two women.

Let's fight without touching each other!

Good idea!

I choose the time.

I choose the place.

Now!

There!

Come on...!

What are you doing? Are you afraid?

Am I not great?

Though I haven! practised for 3 years.

I'm still strong!

Sir!

Does he look like that King Kong

who stole the Terracotta Army?

Are you that King Kong who stole

the Terracotta Army?

Do you have any evidence?

It is in the paper.

You believe the papers?

How is it now?

Ask him his name.

Who are you? Are you King Kong?

Come on down. Let me see your ID card.

You want to see my I.D.?

I thought you want to see my show!

I am now going up to get it for you.

He seems to be King Kong!

Let's go up.

He's getting away.

He can't escape!

Hello, Uncle Wah please.

Uncle Wah, this is King Kong.

Why are so many people bringing me trouble?

I haven't stolen the national treasure!

Is it done by the Baldy and others?

Where has the Baldy gone to?

Uncle Wah, is Hong Kong sinking?

Hold it! I have fours!

"Red Dragon".

Hold it.

You dare throw a "Red Dragon"? A big win!

Pay me, pay me!

Uncle!

You little devil. Why didn't you

speak up earlier?

If I spoke up earlier, you'd jump earlier.

Uncle, don't pretend to be stupid.

You are smarter than anyone else.

Do I look smart?

Where is the towel?

At the back.

We are relatives, why bother to pretend?

I won't tell the police.

What are you saying?

Nothing! I read the big headlines in the papers.

The Aces are suspected of

stealing a national treasure.

You think I did it?

It must be the bastard, King Kong

who did it to frame me.

He wants me dead.

Look, girl!

They don't seem to be debt collectors.

Then they are looking for me.

Who else could they be looking for?

What do they want from me?

I think they are coming for the Terracotta Army.

It must be King Kong who called the police

to come and arrest me.

I have to go now.

Don't stare stupidly at this hole.

They'll know I'm hiding here!

Go!

Uncle, I'm leaving, have a good run!

Bye!

What happened to you?

Toothache!

Oh, you still look beautiful!

You must be King Kong's girlfriend!

Not exactly!

That fool doesn't know his own luck!

He's colour-blind!

Right!

Where's he?

They chased him out. Oh, no!

There's no King Kong here,

only "Ever Rich".

I know!

Has he got any partners lately?

Yes! Many.

Any big business?

Of course!

He likes big deals.

He always teaches me to think big!

He always boasts.

Has he ever talked against the "Baldy"?

You know who I'm talking about?

Of course! Right from my first day here,

he's been scolding this guy for 3 years.

No! This is the Baldy!

He even wrote a song to curse the Baldy!

Can you sing it?

It's very nice; I'll sing it for you.

Go ahead, sing...

He's disgusting.

He knows nothing, better retreat.

Butcher him alive, and mince him for soup.

The Worst Ace.

He's really the Worst Ace.

Forever, the Worst Ace.

Cursing me like this, no wonder I'm

unlucky for 3 years.

You bastard! Is he returning?

What did you say? It's really you Baldy!

It's you who made King Kong so poor!

I hate you most, you get lost, go away!

Stop it! Stop it!

Hi, are you looking for investment advice?

It's him!

What are you doing?

Excuse me!

Chinese Kung-Fu!

Have you finished? Why do you fight here?

Fight outside!

If not, I'll call the police!

Bastard, none of your business. Don't move!

Deborah, what happened?

They're fighting each other, great!

Steal the Emperor's sword? It's crazy!

Everybody uses guns now.

What can I do with that precious sword?

It must be that rascal King Kong who did it.

Why don't you ask him?

He's terrified of me!

Bring him here, let me make him suffer.

Good!

What are you doing?

King Kong? Long time no see!

How come you're in such a state?

How dare you write a song to curse me

for 3 years?

You committed a crime with others.

It's on the front page!

Shut up!

Admit it! Why suffer?

Have you two finished?

Where's the sword?

I got it! I have an idea!

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