Xin zuijia paidang (Aces Go Places V: The Terracotta Hit) Page #3

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It's useless to treat him like this.

He knows Tai-Chi, and Nina Ricci.

If you take off his clothes,

he will become dead meat.

Don't move!

What are you doing?

I'm stone cold, I can't struggle!

Let me do it myself.

Is it a good idea?

Mr. Albert, I looked through Chinese History,

none of the traitors end up well!

I've never seen partners who

betray their friends end up well!

Oh God! Why did you let me know this Baldy?

Why did you pass your bad luck to me?

I've been suffering since we're partners.

The Tai Chi I just demonstrated is only

to divert the foreigners.

And you want to spoil it!

What did you say?

Who's dragged down who?

You won't admit that you stole. You...

Quiet!

No more pretence, two of you!

Where's the Emperor's sword? Out with it!

Hold your tongue!

We'll settle our own matters!

It's none of your business.

We won't lose face in public.

Right, King Kong?

Right!

These few years...

Don't lose face in front of others.

These few years,

I've always been thinking of you!

Are you all right?

I'm fine!

Meeting brother Baldy here today,

We can settle everything between us.

Not for gratitude, but for revenge.

There is no gratitude between us.

Once they leave, we should think over

the Aces' successes and failures!

Settle this problem amicably.

Very amicably, because we're

The Aces!

How is it?

Good! I admire those real friends!

I saw it first!

Who hit me?

You little dummy, I saw it first!

Hands off!

It's mine, I saw it first!

What are you doing?

I saw it first, so I should wear it!

Give it to me... it's mine...

I'll run you over!

You've a wife and child, you put it on.

Health is important!

Ok...!

You two are real good friends.

Needless to say!

Give it to me!

Give you what?

Snatch?

Take it off!

It's freezing

Give it to me!

A little more!

I'm freezing. You're so cruel!

It's warm!

Do you like it?

Yeah!

Where's that precious sword?

We'll do it again if you insist

keep your mouth shut.

Freeze and then defrost again!

How can I tell you when I don't know?

Please put me down. I'll tell you...

Put them down!

Big brother, it's freezing.

What do you want me to say?

Lets get our clothes on first!

Yeah!

Give them back their clothes.

I hope you tell the truth this time.

Certainly! I came to tell you!

I've a big gift for your big brother!

I'll be right back.

Big brother, big big brother

big big big sister.

I, King Kong, am different now.

I'm now doing well in finance and commerce.

Do I still need to steal?

I'm not like Brother Baldy.

Old-fashioned and hiding from debts.

Also, I never betray friends.

But I have to tell you a secret now.

That sword was stolen by Brother Baldy

and a girl.

He even told me where he hid the sword.

You bastard,

talking behind my back?

What did I say?

Do you think I don't know? How dare you?

Go! Brother Baldy!

Get them, get those idiots.

Jump!

It's safe. You won't die!

But we are on top of the bus!

I knew we were landing

on the bus top.

Perfect timing.

Come on, sit down. The bus is moving.

It's great.

I have to rescue you every time!

Goodbye...you're great this time.

How shall we get off?

Do you know how to play horizontal bar?

No!

Come on!

What are you doing here?

Lets call Uncle Wah.

Go! Hurry!

Yes...call Uncle Wah.

Quick!

Conference Room.

Uncle Wah, please answer the phone.

It's Brother Baldy.

Tell him I'm not in.

Tell him I'm not in, I'm not..

Tell him I'm in the toilet.

He's here! Put the line through here please!

Uncle Wah!

Uncle Wah, who did it......

Let me!

Uncle Wah, I am King Kong.

Someone had framed us by

stealing the national treasure.

We are in deep trouble now.

You help us whenever we are in trouble.

Please check with the Transport Dept.

to see where the car is.

I know.

Where is CC109 parked?

Ben, you're just unbelievable.

HK is such a small place

but you cant find Baldy.

Remember, we have to teach him a good lesson

when we find him.

Ben, Bravo! Don't let him move!

His partner must be around.

You're right!

Miss, get on!

Okay, I will...

It's no use flirting with me.

I'm not interested at all.

I'm rather feminine now.

I used to be a Lothario

Now I'm very bias?? about love

After going through hundreds of battles.

Key!

Up to heaven, down to earth...

Sweet, sour, hot, spicy...every taste.

Lets get on!

Not even if you were Marilyn Monroe!

Don't move!

Don't point it at me, point at her!

She hasn't moved on you,

but you're already insane!

She has!

Don't move! Sit tight!

Stop flirting, you!

New talent will wash over old ones, right?

You'll know who washes who

when you go to the fish farm.

Who's scared of who now?

You two old bastards, what's up your sleeves?

Right! You two aren't so great!

One is too smart, one is too stupid.

Added together, you're a joke!

Enough! Too much talking!

Let's go!

We haven't had enough fun with you. Damn you!

Damn me? Hey! Watch out.

Our lives are more precious than theirs.

We're The Aces!

Are you on my side or theirs?

Ours, of course!

Baldy, you always bring

bad luck to your partner.

Don't touch me.

Hands off! I hate people calling me Baldy.

Damn you.

Baldy! Hands off!

Baldy, stop. Sit down!

Don't fight!

You're so rude! Don't move!

Why?

Try balancing the car with your body!

I can't stand up!

Try! Hurry up!

It's dangerous.

Oh, it comes again!

Damn! How could you let them get away?

Boss, we can't do anything now.

We better leave HK with the Terracotta Army.

I want the Chinese Excalibur back.

Boss, it's very dangerous.

Why? No one knows our location.

But having those 2 steal the Excalibur

from under our nose

How can I face the others?

I want the sword back.

Sis, where are you?

Sis...

Ben, are you alright?

We're tied up.

It's you two bastards again!

Glass coffin, how do we deal with her?

Good figure, attractive.

Up and down, very attractive!

I'm afraid you won't know how to trick us

even if you catch us.

Right!

I believe they cant do anything. Of course!

You see, Sis. There're many fishes.

A lot of them are big!

Right! Like the sashimi we ate in Japan!

Right!

How come?

Ben, don't be afraid. Calm down.

Have you people had enough?

Enough? The game hasn't started!

Alright!

Bastard, why did you frame us?

I'm furious.

Furious?

Why did you hit me?

It hurts...

Help!

Ben, be calm!

Have you people had enough? Let us go!

No...

That one is getting furious too!

Time to play with her!

OK!

Sis...are you alright?

I confess.

It's relaxing!

Confess now!

Ben, you tell them. They don't believe me.

No, I want the pretty lady to say it!

Where's the precious sword?

The sword is where the man is.

No sword in hand; it exists in the heart.

Good! Two swordsmen!

Are you going to confess or not?

After you untie us, we confess.

Alright! Untie them first.

How?

You planned this, you should know how

to untie them!

No, I don't!

You always like this!

You never know how to wrap things up.

Let's each go to one end to get balance

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