XOXO Page #6

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I don't know.

Your life? Your family?

Why do you want to talk about my family?

I just, um...

I don't want this.

I don't want this. I don't want this.

What? What do you want?

What did you think was gonna happen?

Hey, is this seat taken?

Man, what are you doing

stuck in vip with all these jokers?

Don't you know there's

a huge party going on?

Look, I know this is none of my business,

but that's not a deal.

-What?

-F***ing avilo. That's not a deal.

That's what he does.

He gets a bunch of younger artists

and he collaborates with them.

He uses his name. He keeps all the money.

Trust me, I know.

I know from personal experience.

You're a man, all right. Don't cry.

You're a f***ing man!

-All right, so what do I do?

-I think I can help you.

I feel like such an idiot.

I thought I could play the perfect set

and everything would fall into place.

-That's not what happened?

-No.

Pretty much the opposite

of that happened.

Well, maybe you're not a very good dj.

-What?

-I don't know,

maybe you should try to do something else.

Something like real estate.

Who the f*** are you, dude?

You show up out of nowhere

like some mystery guru guy

who's supposed to give me

some life-affirming advice,

and that's the best you got?

My mom wanted to be a singer

more than anything in her life.

But she had me when she was 18,

and you know what? She gave up.

-'Cause she thought that was unrealistic.

-Yeah, it is.

F*** realistic.

Look, I'm a great f***ing dj.

This music means everything to me.

I'm not gonna let it all slip away

just 'cause things aren't panning out

exactly the way I expect them to.

All right.

I think you should go dance.

What?

I think if you go out there,

many things will become clear for you.

That's the beauty of it, man.

I created this festival

because I like to dance.

I mean, dancing, it's important.

Oh, sh*t.

And so is connecting with old friends.

Get out there, man.

I knew I heard something.

Come on, this way.

It's over here.

Hey! Hey, pretty girl.

You... you lost this, huh?

How did...

I... I didn't lose it. I... threw it away.

We're in the center of the universe.

You can't throw anything away. Like...

If it's meant to find you, it finds you.

I tried...

I tried to throw my shoes away,

but they keep coming back.

They keep coming back.

Okay, well...

Well, I...

Not that it makes any difference,

but I think this is meant

for someone else.

Yeah. Your soul mate?

I met him. I met him earlier.

Average height,

uh, blondish-brownish hair.

He... he was carrying too much stuff!

I think you're confused.

Don't forget to enjoy the party!

You'll be home, sitting

in front of the computer soon enough.

We're gonna get out of here.

-No way!

-Yeah!

Oh! I'm going.

Salvation!

Come on, let's go. We're gonna miss it.

Oh, my god!

I love your song!

What?

I love your song!

What?

I still love your song!

Thank you.

Krystal!

We have been looking all over for you!

We got kicked out of vip looking for you.

Come on, we want to get

a good spot for avilo!

Come on, come on. Let's go!

No, man, I told you,

I don't want that sh*t

so close to my f***ing face.

Guess what? It's f***ing hot.

You want me to look sweaty?

You want him to go out there and faint?

Is that what you want?

I can't do it.

What?

I really appreciate the offer.

It's the most amazing opportunity

I've had in my life,

and maybe the most amazing one

i ever will have,

but I just think my priorities

are a little bit--

slow down for a second, kid.

Just think about what you're doing here.

I'm in this because I love it,

not because I want to take shortcuts

to make money.

It's a joke, right?

-I want to work with my best friend.

-Oh, Jesus!

If the only deal you'll make

doesn't involve him,

then I'm sorry, but...

-I'm gonna have to--

-Ethan, stop.

Ethan, stop. Stop, dude. It's a mistake!

I don't want to hold you back.

If doing the deal without me

is what you have to do,

-that's what you gotta do.

-Tariq...

I am so sorry that I f***ed up.

This guy doesn't want to help you,

he wants to use you.

-Tariq. Tariq.

-Ethan...

Dude, I wanna be your manager,

but more than that,

i wanna be your best friend.

Tariq! I didn't take the deal.

Stop, stop, stop, stop.

This care bear is your f***ing manager?

- Rainbow brite, here?

- You didn't?

No.

What the f*** is he doing here?

Why is he here?

He helped me get back here

so I could talk to you

and stop you from making this mistake.

-Man, Ethan, I am so, so sorry.

-Man, it's okay.

Hey!

Shut up, okay?

You wanna blow this chance, fine.

That's up to you.

There's a million other bedroom DJs

just like you.

-Millions!

-Yeah.

Do you hear that? Wait, do you hear it?

- Yeah. I own these people.

- We own these people!

I'm the king

of this motherfucking kingdom, baby.

-Lion's den, yo.

-Yeah, that's right.

Guess what?

You're gonna have to enjoy

a lifetime of your mom singing

on your tracks

- to the audience in your bedroom.

- To your broke ass.

'Cause that's all

you're gonna ever do.

- Yeah, you're done.

- Whoa!

Whoa, hey, security!

I've wanted to do that for so long.

What the f*** was that?

-F*ggot! Get the f*** out!

-F*** you!

Get him out of here!

Where the f*** were you?

-Escort him out of the building.

-Chopper!

-Get him, motherf***er!

-Try that with me.

- Chill, chopper. Easy.

- Try that sh*t with me.

- Chill out. Get him out.

- P*ssy!

Get the f*** out of here!

-Escort him out.

-Let's go, b*tch!

-Try that sh*t with me.

-Hey, hey.

Hey, hey! Relax.

-Let's get back to your trailer.

-I got this.

-Cool off.

-F***ing f*ggot!

Let's cool off.

When did you become a homophobe?

You see, we paid for this bus, right?

And it broke down,

and there was this riot.

And we lost our tickets.

We were in this sewer tunnel forever--

everyone's stretching out

my f***ing shirt.

Is this a festival

of stretching out shirts?

We have to get in. You don't--

that is the dick who left us

on the side of the road.

-Yep.

-I was telling you the truth!

Yeah, I'm sorry. Really, I am.

Ow! Hey, what the f***?

You guys smell like... are you...

That's the worst smell...

You guys smell f***ing dead!

It smells like a f***ing sh*t... sh*t.

Like you sh*t eggs.

-That is nasty.

-Did you sh*t on them?

You know, thanks for everything.

Did the f***ing security guy sh*t on you?

You provided the service

you claimed to provide.

- I mean...

- No, actually.

-I feel grateful.

-Have a great life.

The boss said you could come back.

All right. Hold on.

Wait, one second. Whoa!

Don't do extra arm movements,

'cause the smell comes over, but...

Uh, can you ask

if I can bring my friends with me?

-They're covered in sh*t.

-I know, but just...

Come with us, but stay that far away.

But come with us.

But let me go first.

Let me walk first. Come on.

What the hell are we doing?

We're gonna steal the set. Go, go, go.

Sh*t.

Holy sh*t.

Holy sh*t!

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