XOXO Page #7

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Dude, what the f*** are we doing?

I said we're gonna steal the set.

Dude, no, no, no.

This is your moment. You gotta grab it.

No. Dude, I can't.

Blowing it at lolita was bad enough.

But this? No, I... I can't do it.

Ethan, what did I say to you?

You deserve to be here.

Now, are you gonna commit to this,

or chicken out and sit at home

with your grandma?

We came here so you could play.

So now, go f***ing play.

I can't do it. Tariq, I can't do it.

-I believe in you completely.

-No, I literally can't do it.

I don't have my equipment,

or any of my music, or any of that sh*t.

Tariq, you know that sh*t's not ready.

This is the one thing that I did not lose

while I got swept up in a riot,

i died of a drug overdose,

I went to hell, I was seduced

and then attacked by aliens,

and I had the spiritual experience

of swimming in the bloodstream

of an enormous supernatural toilet.

Yes, the tracks are ready.

You are ready.

Please do this journey justice.

I'm still mad at you.

I love you!

I'm not avilo.

My name's Ethan Shaw.

I hope that's okay.

Oh!

Yes!

Oh, my god! That's Ethan!

Neil berg hit me in the f***ing face!

I thought you said that dude was dead.

It was a f***ing metaphor, man!

I meant

that his f***ing relevance was dead.

All right. Chill.

You good enough to play?

You gotta get out there.

Uh, they can f***ing wait,

thank you.

What the f***?

What the f*** is that?

-Just f***ing open it.

-I'm trying to.

-Open the f***ing door, chopper.

-It's f***ing locked!

-F***ing locked, man! Sh*t!

-F***ing sh*t!

What the f***? Hey!

-Chill out, man.

-You shut the f*** up!

I'm calling. I'm taking care of it.

-God! F***ing sh*t.

-I'm on it. Hello?

- What the f***?

- Chill out!

Whoo!

Whoo!

Boom!

Yeah!

Oh, shoot!

Hey, guys!

Guys, don't worry about them, all right?

Stand down. I got this.

That was amazing, right?

I know you at least

liked that a little bit.

Yeah, your little buddies

just hijacked avilo's set.

Someone is definitely gonna be

suing my ass.

Well, that's what you have

f***ing big lawyers for, right?

Uh...

I'm sorry, you know, about, like--

not necessary, man. We're good.

I've been a baby

about the whole f***ing thing, but it's...

Well, I think it's cool that...

I mean...

-You know, you stuck with it.

-I think it's cool, too, man.

Come on, man.

-Come on, man, let's get out.

-Yeah. Let's go!

Hey! Hey, hey, hey, hey!

Oh! Neil!

-I know. I know.

-Oh!

I f***ing love you, xoxo!

I love you, too.

Hey, guys,

come with me to the... to the festival.

X-o-x-o-x-o-x-o-x-o-x-o-x-o.

Huh?

Why are you filming me?

It's okay.

Yeah.

I bring my own sensations

to this occasion.

Whoo!

Give me a hug for that, man.

Give me a f***ing hug for that.

I f***ing love you, xoxo!

X-o-x-o! Boom!

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