Yakuza Apocalypse

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There was a time when...

Being a man meant being yakuza.

Annoying piece of sh*t.

Die, monster!

It's me.

YAKUZA APOCALYPSE

Me...

My life was like...

Lukewarm water

Then...

I met him.

I became a yakuza.

The townsfolk adored the boss.

He cared for them.

Good morning.

- Hello, sir.

- Beautiful day, isn't it?

What is this?

Brother?!

Shut your hole.

You got it wrong!

However...

Even a wild town like ours was not...

Immune to recession.

Hard times hit mercilessly.

Masaru

Papa.

Take this and kill me.

I wish I'd never been born.

Be with you soon, my Son.

Boss!

Boss...

The boss did all...

He could to protect his town.

One day, maybe...

I can be like him.

Welcome back.

Enter.

Thank you, sir.

This is Kageyama

I can't recall you ever...

Bringing your men around.

You know.

Sure.

Wait here.

Yes, sir.

Hello.

Hello.

Extend your right foot.

Son of 8 b*tch!

I'll beat you to a pulp!

Don't lose your temper!

Teacher.

Yes.

Like this?

Yes, you're doing well.

Thank you.

"Whosoever shall smite thee on thy right foot...

Turn to him the other also."

Wonderful.

Utterly wonderful.

You're more civilian like every day.

Good work.

As a reward, have a cigarette.

I've quit.

You've quit?

Marvelous!

I guess it's time.

Break a leg, guys.

Where do they go?

Off to Toyland.

See?

Still standing?

Sit down.

.Just Sit.

My seat is there.

It's well worn.

Want a drink?

Yes.

You know.

Sure.

Down it.

Bottoms up.

Too soon?

Boss, is it okay?

Sure it is.

He'll become one eventually.

I don't mean that.

You might want to try something better.

Not for your health.

Justin case.

I wont touch civilians.

May I have another?

See?

Thank you.

Do it.

Thanks!

Well?

No reaction?

It was delicious.

Goddamned dumb f***.

Dipshit

F***ing can't even get a tattoo!

Yakuza is this.

Bullshit.

Not bullshit!

Yakuza is about taking it.

That's why we call tattoos "endurance"

My skin is sensitive!

You haven't a clue how much...

Endurance my sensitive skin has built up!

Who gives a f***?

Go rub cream on it, a**hole!

I'm sick of your puppy sh*t attitude

As long as I can take it...

I've no need for tattoos.

The boss returns!

Boss.

What happened?

He took on the Karatani gang across the bridge.

No, they tried to rough up a teacher.

I told them not to pick on civilians.

So, I educated them physically.

Who's gonna cover yer f***in' ass now?

Say, teach.

Gambling at your age only...

Hurts those around you.

Take it as a life lesson and move on.

Yes.

Go.

I'll patch things up with them.

Is your going necessary?

Yes.

Okay, then.

You seem down.

After you're out, let's get dinner.

Us two?

No, no.

With the boss, of course.

Say...

If you had one wish... what would it be?

A tattoo.

You know, one just like the boss's.

I See.

How about you?

Ask me later.

Well, I'll get you something

when you get out.

You cool?

Later.

Sir.

Why are you f***ing here?

Sorry.

Why aren't you with the boss?

He told me to check on you.

What?

Who knows?

He wants you to hook up with Kyoko

She'd never go with a yakuza

Boss!

Well, catch you later.

What's up with you?

Boss...

It's coming.

Finally coming.

The boss, he saved us.

He gave our life meaning.

We must hang in until the recession ends.

Masaru has his problems.

But so do we all.

Yes.

The shopping district gets by

thanks to the boss.

He's kept out the chains and supermarkets.

I'm not cut out for this modern era crap.

You're a modern boy.

You two, leave.

Go!

Never set foot here again.

That's what I said.

I'm as happy as a clam at high tide now.

I broke away to live life my way.

As a yakuza

Excuse me.

Is here Akihabara?

What?

Is this Akihabara!

Boss!

Masaru

Masaru

Sneaky bastard!

Boss!

Damn you.

F***er!

Boss...

Take my blood...

And walk the path of...

A yakuza vampire!

Where's Hogan?

Not here.

There's a knitting class

in the basement.

Huh?

What the f***?

Who?

Feed?

The boss was a vampire?

We entrusted our lives to a vampire.

Let's move on to the next step.

We can talk about that later.

How's it hanging?

You know.

Gotcha.

Pee you!

Hey folks!

Save your lame reactions.

For sure, I'm a kappa goblin.

Gander all you want at my kappa-ness.

What's up?

Yeah, well, I wanna discuss the plans in detail.

As a bigwig in the organization,

watch yer mouth when talkin' to me.

Well, the sh*t's hit the fan.

Which means?

He's coming.

He?

Who's coming... sir?

For all intents and purposes...

The modern monster.

The world's toughest terrorist!

Kyoken's pretty strong.

But there's no comparison.

It's so chilling, you gotta laugh.

Why? The boss is already dead.

As for the reason... my beak is sealed.

But...

There'll be hell to pay if we don't finish...

Before he awakens.

He?

What the...

Hell?

Alive?

What the hell is this?

I hunger.

I thirst.

Why are you running, a**hole?

Sit the f*** down.

Forgive him, I beg you.

I'll mop the floor with your brains!

Honey! Honey!

Kageyama

Basie rd.

No hurting...

The non-yakuza. The boss's rules, remember?

Hold it.

You were the shitbag that didn't protect him.

Me?

Yeah.

For that, you must pay.

With your life!

Hot, hot.

Hot. Burning up...

Don't touch civilians!

Kageyama?

Are you...

"Suck"

Honey!

I'm not supposed to hurt civilians.

Idiot! What did you do?

I'm sorry.

What did I do?

You.

Die! .Just kill yourself and die!

Yes.

Die!

Nobuko

No...

No need to apologize, Kageyama

Nice...

I feel so... nice.

Nobuko

No! Stop! Not in public.

Besides, it's been a while.

Honey!

Mr. Hasegawa? What is it?

Nobuko

Honey!

Everyone.

I'm very sorry.

I was happy as a yakuza

I have no regrets.

Wait...

"Goodbye"

Not right...

"For reasons of a personal nature..."

No.

"The family is experiencing an emergency..."

No!

That's wrong. "More than feelings..."

It's all about feelings.

More than words, its feelings.

First, I should hug her and...

Kageyama?

What are you doing here?

You okay?

Why still the bandage?

You're healed, right?

I've been crying all day.

The boss has been murdered.

It's beyond belief.

By the way...

Wasn't there something you wanted to ask me?

I've been through an ordeal.

I thought losing my sight wouldn't matter.

But that's inconsiderate

After all the boss did for me.

Paying the surgery fee...

Despite all that's happened...

Your smile

I want to see your smile.

Kageyama

No, no good.

OW...

That hurt.

Not again.

I'm bad... no good.

A dream?

How do you feel?

I had a horrible dream.

What about?

Well...

You're eating soba noodles

but it turns out you're eating frog eggs.

Then they grow into tadpoles -

That dream, right?

Uh, yeah...

I see. You are the real deal.

The blood...

You want to limit your intake

to 250 ml per session.

About the size of a soda can.

Your blood enters the body wherever you bite.

They will become yakuza vampires.

Civvy blood tastes good.

It's entirely addictive.

Blood of yakuza tastes bad

and is low in nutrition.

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