Yakuza Apocalypse Page #2

See, you have to take in blood.

But too many of you will lead to disaster.

However, if you only get by on yakuza,

you'll be undernourished.

That's why...

The boss hid his true ability

Then...

Why did he bite me?

Good point.

I was told to give this to you.

Ah! Now I get it.

Get what?

It's clear to see.

Well, you got me.

What's it mean?

It means we don't know sh*t-

When do we know?

It's not something you ask!

Right now you're as blank as this paper.

You'll find out yourself and with your own body.

Myself?

Right. There's a reason.

He chose you! The boss's blood beats within you.

Hop to those beats!

Blood!

You suck it! Suck! Suck!

Screwing around?

Sorry!

Idiots, go find Kageyama!

F***ing half-wits.

Araietsu

Yes.

Say...

Do you...

Hear a drip-drop sound?

What?

No, nothing.

It's pretty loud.

What?

Maybe your ears are ringing?

It's not that.

You're right. I hear something.

Captain.

It's in your head.

Isn't it?

It's me.

Kageyama

What?

Masaru

Do you want revenge?

I cant

You can't?

Your mind sails the sea

of an emotional storm.

Direct it outward, not inward.

When you get pissed, punch. Itll feel great.

Close your eyes.

"Suck"

Rise, Masaru

You are no longer the wimp you once were.

Place your bets.

Bets down.

Even.

All bets now closed.

What is this?

Reveal!

Five. Two. Odd.

We're gambling.

Hey!

This is our goddamn territory.

Whaddya think you're doin', tramp?

Your high school is?

Ninato Niachi High.

Grade 2. Class 3. A minor gang.

You mean class.

Want a piece of me?

Give it your best shot, fuckwad.

I am, you know, a realtor.

We realtors love high school girls like this.

What kinda sh*t are you spewing?

Don't f***ing laugh.

I'm a yakuza of sorts.

It's my shitty life.

One doesn't just become yakuza-

Then...

How do you become yakuza?

Right.

Do we take some sort of national exam?

Isn't that against the antitrust laws?

We've no room...

For two-bit hoods like you.

What the f***?

Want to give your words meaning?

Find your enemy.

Avenge the boss.

Without vengeance...

Without setting things right...

You're not yakuza

Don't wrinkle your skirt, girlie.

Sister.

I'll handle these pricks.

That's yakuza!

Real deal yakuza!

B*tch.

I am, you know, a realtor.

We realtors love nurses like this.

You f***in' with me?

You find this funny?

As for me...

I'm Nikiko, a bit of a novice.

We haven't shared sake yet.

You'd better leave before you get hurt.

All of you, out, now.

Did you speak?

Captain!

Why dontcha pump a couple bullets in me...

If yer so hell-bent on fighting?

Life's a struggle for survival anyway.

Captain.

Get the picture?

Hey...

Is there a leak somewhere?

Huh?

Captain.

Captain!

Captain!

Captain.

Watch it, a**hole.

What the f***?

Why're you walking like that?

Can't you walk normal?

What's with the fake yakuza?

Where are the civvies?

Excuse me. Sorry.

Hey, captain.

Mama, mama!

You're normal, right?

What are you talking about?

A yakuza is going nuts in my place.

Do something about it.

Hey!

She's got trouble. Do something!

Hey!

What?

Do I look like I work for free?

You're a public worker.

Public worker yakuza

I abuse my authority, drink booze, and play.

Listen, I pay you people. Do something.

A civilian is in trouble.

That's where we come in.

Captain, are you okay?

Let's go.

Let's try here next.

F***er

What the hell?

I paid for the woman.

Cut the sh*t- You're not an animal.

Aren't you the school teacher?

Sawada, right?

Kiss my ass.

Teach...

Get your sh*t together.

You're a pain in the f***ing ass.

Here's your money back.

Let her go and...

Bastard!

Whoa! What are you doing, teach?

Well?

Wanna rumble?

I'm yakuza

Ready to fight.

Teach, calm down.

Wanna start life over?

Get a gun.

What's happening?

"Suck"

Come on!

You don't wanna do that.

I don't mind.

Oh, and...

I'm a yakuza now.

F*** your protection fees.

All of it!

Let's not get...

So, you gonna bite us too?

Bring it on!

Try me, f***ers. I'll kill you.

What a putrid stench!

They must taste like crap!

F*** off, dog Sh*t!

What them?

Captain.

OW!

What the f***?

Over there.

A kid?

Huh?

Is that that dead guy's son?

Masaru?

It's dying time.

Go!

Now!

Drive! Drive!

Stop.

Stop.

Kageyama?

Back it up!

Hold it!

What is it?

Again.

My head goes drip.

Captain.

We've more pressing matters.

Decreasing civilians.

No civvies means no revenue, and no gang.

You could say we've been living off their blood.

Now what?

They're turning into yakuza

and sucking blood.

We must secure the civvies

Right?

Captain.

What's that?

No way.

Is her brain melting?

It's Kageyama!

Protect the captain!

Inside!

Protect the captain!

Captain.

Avenge the boss.

Captain.

In the car.

You guys, go!

Kageyama!

Calm down.

Calm down!

Calm down, bastard.

I'm yakuza

F*** that noise!

F***er!

Dynamite?

Your bath is hot and ready.

Your bath is hot and ready.

Hey, let's get out of here.

Hey!

Why did you interfere?

I was taking my revenge.

You were in a serious bind!

You're lucky I came.

You should be thanking me.

Know what?

A great power welled up within me.

That's not all.

Your wounds have healed.

You've taken the boss's power.

Soon, you'll be in full control.

How did he...

Take my blood...

And walk the path of...

A yakuza vampire!

Boss...

Smells like oranges.

Oranges?

Maybe...

That's the point, baby.

Burn it.

"Stay foolish"

Stay foolish?

I get it now!

You do?

You can do it!

You can!

Stay foolish and you can beat them.

You want blood.

Basically...

You want my blood?

Basically...

It's no lie to say I'm scared.

Can I really do this?

Don't give up.

Because...

You want to be the greatest, right?

A man like the boss.

He's coming.

At last

Here for a store opening?

I wanna double-check.

I can join your organization, right?

We're past that Stage already.

When someone is about to be beheaded...

Do you worry if the plate is dry?

What's that f***ing mean?

Is someone feeling a bit feisty?

My plate's gone a tad dry.

Sh*t!

What the hell?

Oh...

Long time no see.

Hold on.

This is the frightening guy?

He's the modern monster...

the world's toughest terrorist.

Take a look at this.

It's Kamiura's blood.

Here it comes!

The bulging eye stare down!

Like a frog in headlights? Hardly.

He'll stare a car off a cliff.

The ol' Kaeru-kun death stare.

Why don't you cool down?

Here.

Here.

Kaeru-kun

truly despises yakuza

This one does what we tell him to do.

Please release him.

The blood of the immortal yakuza

has been passed onto another.

This is where you come in, Kaeru-kun

Crapola.

What the f*** was that?

Chilled to the bone.

This is f***ing bullshit!

I'll make 'em pay.

Don't f*** with the Japanese yakuza!

This way.

"Honesty Farm"?

Captain?

What are you doing?

Don't step on it!

On what?

My crop.

Crop?

Move your f***ing feet!

I'm growing them.

First...

You nourish them with milk.

Freshly kneaded.

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