Yamla Pagla Deewana 2 Page #3

Paramveer.

Paramveer. Oh, my God!

Paramveer!

Paramveer!

- Paramveer!

Paramveer!

- Paramveer!

My elder brother's

name was also Paramveer!

Yes, Paramveer!

He was the Robin Hood of this place.

The Robin Hood.

Now Robin is no more, what

remains is just the hood.

When he was alive no one

would dare to come here.

Thank you very much

for saving all of us.

Thank you.

It feels as if my

elder brother has returned.

He's come back.

Oh, Paramveer!

Okay! Okay!

Now Dude is pissed!

Really, really pissed!

Bunty, Babli, how

many guys where there?

Just one Singh.

Jaswant Singh?

So his name is Jaswant Singh?

No!

Just one Singh.

One Sikh gentleman.

One Sikh gentleman?

Okay.

So whom does he work for?

For Lord.

What?

Even Lord Real Estate

guys want the same place?

Dude's place?

- No! - What's this nonsense?

Not Lord the Real Estate.

Real Lord. The Lord up there.

He takes direct orders from God.

Really?

- Right? - Yes.

After seeing him I

was like Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Hey, you! Look at me! Look at me!

Talk to me. Talk to me. Talk to me.

What's your name? Bunty or Babli?

Bunty. - Bunty? Talk to me.

Tell me. Tell me your problem.

Dude-G, I used to say that

superheroes exist, right?

Yes.

But he's a Super Sikh.

Super. Super.

Hey, stop this,

Super, super bullshit.

No Super Sikh can stop the

Dude's Universal mall's rotation.

Like you need iron

to cut through iron...

...you need a Sikh to

get rid of a Sikh. - Oh.

Call up Kartar in Canada.

Oh yes.

Yeah.

- K... K...

Complete it. Complete it.

What are you trying to say?

Kartar!

- Kartar!

Yeah. Now it's better.

- Phone. Yes.

How's it going, Paramveer?

Great, sir.

Mr. Khanna has offered me

ajob to be his manager.

You surely must've worked

your wonders there as well.

So, when's the check coming in?

This time it will take some

time for the check to come.

That's fine by me.

As long as it comes in.

Better late than never.

All the best.

- Okay.

Bye-bye.

Param, in life, I've seen many

millionaires and billionaires.

But I've seen no one like the Oberois.

They have wealth, but

they have intellect as well.

Even their servants have studied

in London school of economics.

Really?

- Yeah.

But now they will realize how smart

and intelligent my club's manager is.

...and intelligent my

club's manager is.

Thank you, sir.

I'll try my best to impress them.

Nutty, Looney, Crazy!

Param!

Hi.

Thank you.

Quiet! Quiet!

Param, come over here! Come over here!

Come, my boy. Come.

Oberois.

Oberoi. Oberoi greetings.

Oberoi greetings.

Oberoi greetings.

- Oberoi greetings.

Mr. Dharam Oberoi.

Owner of Oberoi, Oberoi and

Oberoi group of Industries.

Oberoi greetings, Prem Oberoi.

Only two Oberois?

Where's the third one?

Oh, the lucky Oberoi?

He's far away, yet very close to us.

He loves us a lot.

He can face a lot of trouble...

...but can never see us in trouble.

But you shouldn't trust anyone

so much, especially nowadays.

Trust? We trust him.

You don't know him...

Mr. Paramveer Singh Dhillon.

My club's manager.

And he's a topper from the

university of Leicester.

He's very smart and intelligent.

You can ask him any

intelligent question.

Please go ahead.

Sir Yograj Khanna...

We are tired.

We would like to relax.

Thank you.

Okay. Okay. Okay.

- Please follow me.

Play it!

Are you sure you'll stay

at your friend's place?

I'm very much sure.

He'll feel bad if

we'll stay in a hotel.

And like you, he too

is Sage Nutty's devotee.

His house is small but

his heart is very big.

Such a great thought.

The car is here. I'll drop you there.

Mr. Khanna, I'd like to

talk to you for a minute.

Okay. Come on. - Mr. Khanna,

please let go of the bags.

I'll drop them.

I'll create a good

impression about you.

Very good.

Now my honor is in your hand.

I'm here to save your honor.

Please.

Shall we?

Dharam, what's the time in Banaras?

Four... No, five hours' difference.

Five hours!

Oberoi, Oberoi and Oberoi.

New life. New name.

We have lots of cases

pending under our old names.

Weren't you on a pilgrimage?

We are here for a pilgrimage.

Englishmen washed their sins

in our country for 200 years.

And we've come to take a

dip in the river Thames.

Yes.

- A dip?

In Thames?

- Yes.

And Suman?

Suman... And he, they love each other.

Love.

- Love?

Yeah, love.

- With Prem Oberoi or Gajodhar?

True love doesn't ask for names, son.

What's in a name?

It's still me. What

difference does it make?

It makes a difference.

What do you think Sir Yograj Khanna...

...will let his

daughter marry this florist?

Why not? If their love is true.

There's something

called honesty as well.

Honesty.

What has honesty given you?

It's a pity that

between love and money...

...you guys have always chosen money.

One can buy everything with money.

Love, honor, everything.

Right, Dharam?

Only if he could understand!

The relationship you

guys are forming...

...for the greed of money,

will ruin many lives.

I won't let that happen.

Paramveer, we didn't come this

far to listen to your lecture.

We are here for the

biggest catch of our life.

Don't try to come in our way.

Fine, we'll see.

Yes, of course. You can see.

We, too, will see you!

Let's go, Dharam.

Oh damn!

Hello.

Let's go.

But this was the address he gave me.

Hello.

- Dharam, what are you doing?

Have you lost it?

Come on, Gajodhar. Come in.

Thank you. Thank you very much.

God bless you.

I'm feeling scared, Dharam.

Look at his size.

What if he raises his hand?

Don't worry. We'll handle it.

Look over there.

'Nutty, Looney, Crazy! '

Don't worry.

Sage Nutty is with us.

But where is his devotee Gyanprakash?

He must be close by. Where can he go?

Nutty, Looney, Crazy!

So you guys are home.

Sorry, I couldn't

come out to receive you.

Last night Sage Nutty

appeared in my dream.

Hey, you've started

coming in dreams as well?

He told me...

I do. I do.

And yes, I guess you guys

have already met Einstein.

There's just a monkey over here.

Sorry, Einstein.

Remember, never call him a monkey.

Okay, we will never call him that.

His IQ is higher than that of humans.

Humans as a species have failed.

He has a big body and

he thinks big as well.

Einstein will take full care of you.

You'll just have to pay a

charge of 50 pounds per day.

Huh? Money?

He's charging us?

You guys must be wondering...

...how can Sage Nutty's

devotee charge any money.

I believe in the philosophy,

there's no such thing as free lunch.

Sholay's dialogue.

Hurry up, girls. There's

a lot of work pending.

Offerings. Show me your hand.

Oh, sorry. Sorry.

Offerings.

Any special reason?

I'd prayed in a Sikh temple

that I should find my true love.

And I found Prem.

And Param, where did she find Prem?

At Oberoi, Oberoi and Oberoi's.

I wish her the best.

Now I don't want anything else.

Even if Prem wasn't at Oberoi,

Oberoi and Oberoi's...

...then too I

would've married him only.

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