Yangin var Page #6

- Alright.

- Fine then.

Asya, shall we meet in an hour?

- OK, we'll be walking around the city center.

- OK, fine.

Dear brothers in faith...

Sit down, please.

Brother, please sit down,

close the ranks, will you.

What was I saying?

- Can you print these photos?

- Of course.

Check this out, what's a fire engine

from Diyarbakr doing in Rize?

Could there be a bomb in it?

No idea, but why not?

Could be anything, a bomb or...

A bomb? There's a bomb!

There's a bomb in the truck!

Is this guy a lunatic or what!

Move away!

OK, brother, OK...

4136 to central, 4136 to central.

There's a suspicious truck

in the city center.

4136, the person's ID number, please.

- I said it's a truck, a fire engine.

- Does it have license plates?

Are the wires sticking out?

- Go away, be quick!

- Run, there's a bomb, run!

Move back! Come on!

A bomb, a bomb! There's a bomb

in the city center, quick, come on!

4136... There could be a jammer,

the radio is dead!

Now, what is the strongest basis of

prayer? Ablution!

But, don't trust its strength

too much...

...for it will be ruined by

a simple fart, God forbid.

We've arrived at the scene, sir.

It's disguised as a fire engine.

Son, who would disguise a bomb

as a fire engine?

But there's some leakage from the trunk.

Something like oil, sir.

Son, isn't there supposed to be

oil in truck engines?

Well, OK, OK, don't get too close

in case it's TNT.

Check the surrounding area

and follow anyone suspicious.

And, son, stay calm, we don't want

to look stupid if it's nothing.

Alright, sir.

Well, once upon a time...

...a hodja from Trabzon...

...was praying and reading the Qur'an

in the mosque garden.

Well, now... Suddenly the weather turns bad,

it rains and storms, it hails...

...everything that can pour pours

down, and the water rises.

The mosque, being on low ground

and all, is flooded.

The hodja climbs on the garden wall,

sits there waiting.

A fire engine arrives,

the firefighter says...

..."Come on, hodja, sir,

we'll take you."

"No, I'm not coming."

"Why?"

"I won't come,

God will save me"

So I swear.

So we swear!

He says, "I won't come,

you go ahead."

"Come on." "No, I won't." "Why?" He says,

"you go ahead, God will save me, so I swear."

So we swear!

Well, now, in the meantime

our hodja drowns and dies.

He goes to heaven.

Everyone's happy there,

except for him making a long face.

"What's wrong with you?"

"I want to see God."

The angels inform God

and God invites him to come.

He goes to see God and

apologizes and says...

..."I prayed day and night,

and did everything right."

And this is what I get?

And God says, well, I sent a firefighter...

...but you didn't come.

Then I sent another but

you didn't come.

Then another and you still didn't come.

What was I supposed to do?

Uncle? How many more stories will he

tell, I'm in dire straits here.

He'll go on and on,

don't mind him

Go the the garden in the back, open

the small door, you'll see the restroom there.

And the ablution?

There's a sink by the toilet,

you can do a quick one there.

Alright.

What I mean is this: Long story short,

don't depend on God for everything.

My God loves me, protects me, will do

me a favor... there's no such thing!

In short, consider it as 20 percent,

take it or leave it.

Out of order, out of order...

Well, I'm out of order myself!

Dear viewers, we have breaking news.

A major incident has occurred in Rize.

There is a bomb warning involving

a vehicle in the city center of Rize...

Selim! Call security,

call Rize.

I already did, it's ringing.

...details from our Rize correspondent,

Selami. Selami, what's the situation there?

Mirgn, the bomb squad will deactivate

the bomb on the truck.

What's he saying?

Where the hell is Koman? Call him!

They are planning to use

a remote detonator.

Sir, his phone is switched off.

Say, good old Dursun is tested

in afterlife.

Of course he flunks

and is thrown out of heaven.

Right then and there Cemal meets him

and says, "Dursun, what's up?"

Because he's next to be tested.

Dursun says, "Well, I failed."

Cemal says, "What was the question?"

"The pillars of Islam."

'You should have said 5."

"Well, if he doesn't accept 20,

how would he accept 5?"

Guys, what are you doing here?!

Well, what do you think we are doing

in the mosque?

Cemal, where have you been,

you were absent today.

Never mind that now, hodja,

everyone out of here.

There's a truck with a bomb outside. Everyone

is being evacuated. Run for your life!

- Don't panic!

- Run, hodja!

Don't panic. I said,

don't panic, people.

What's up?

Where is everybody?

They were here 5 minutes ago.

Good God, what's going on?

God, what are you doing here?

- He's hiding, taking position!

- What do I do now?

- Try to destroy the phone!

- Come on, give me some reception!

Mirgn, Rize is facing

a big catastrophe.

Isn't this the truck we sent?

Correct, sir!

Let's call them. His family has already

one son dead in the military.

- Hello?

- Let's shoot the suspect.

Hello, sir, sir!

Sir, I'm in Rize and in a difficult

situation. What should I do?

I won't be liable.

I don't want to get sued!

I was going to attend Friday prayer...

...now they have surrounded me,

they think I'm a terrorist!

Do you want to be blown up?

Wait a minute, sir, just wait.

White, white...

- He also has a bomb on him.

- White...

- White!

- White? Must be a codeword! Fire!

- Sir?

- Yes?

Sir, we got a call from Trabzon, sir.

The fire truck is a fire truck, sir.

How so?

I mean, it's real,

it's a gift from Diyarbakr.

- Sir?

- Let's hear what you have to say!

The suspect has been neutralized,

and there is also a wounded goat.

What?

The suspect is OK.

He is in the hospital.

I'm going to be transferred to

the hinterlands of Hakkari.

- What's Koman Smbl's room number?

- 406.

- Where's that?

- Come on.

Where? Here?

This is it?

- Ow! Where are you coming from?

- From here, what about you?

For God's sake!

What's up?

Koman?

- Ouch!

- My brother, how are you?

- What are you doing?

- God!

Be gentle!

Hey, careful!

Musa, take it easy!

So you come empty-handed, huh?

You should have brought flowers or

a bottle of cologne or something.

Flowers? Cologne? Come on, Koman!

We brought you something you'll be

much more glad to have.

What could that possibly be?

Let's see!

You like it?

Of course I like it!

Put it up!

Where shall I put it up? There!

- How does it look?

- It looks nice.

Wonderful!

- Koman!

- Yes?

Is this where the bullet went in?

And exited where?

Well, I'll tell you where it

exited...

These are my friends from ayrba.

Lemi, Samet, Musa.

- Welcome, I'm Asya.

- Asya?

Peace be with you.

Hello, welcome.

Sorry.

Yes, sir.

Koman's fine.

What is this? Who's this?

What's up, for God's sake.

Leave me alone, don't get started

with me, I'm still injured.

Good on you, brother.

Hello! Attention, Attention!

Soundcheck, one, two, three.

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