Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewaani

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Sometimes the smallest of things...

trigger memories so

strange and so beautiful...

that they leave us speechless...

Memories are a funny thing...

The small pieces of our past.

They are always safe in our memories.

Memories are like chocolate boxes...

Once open...

you can't stop at just one.

What are you looking at?

Watch TV if you want

something to stare at!

Pardon me?

Pardon me it seems!

I caught you staring!

Never seen sexy legs before?

I have. These aren't sexy.

I'll slap you!

Say you're sorry!

Say you're sorry!

SoflV-

Go stand at that other counter.

Idiot.

Naina... Naina Talwar?

Hi Aditi.

What's up dude?

Good.

Is this a friend of yours?

Hi Aunty! I'm Aditi.

Naina and I were in school together.

Long time, huh?

Let's go.

What are you doing these days?

Nothing much...

What do you mean nothing?

She's studying MEDICINE...

Wow!

At KEM College, Mumbai!

Top ranked in her class!

Rocking ya!

You're the same, Naina.

She was number one

in school also, Aunty!

That's true.

What are you studying?

Arts, Aunty...

Studying's not my thing...

Thank God we're on vacation now.

What are your vacation plans?

I'm going to Mama... Tomorrow'.!

Family vacation?

MQm!

No, Aunty. With friends...

Aye Naina, you know them!

Bunny and Avi?

From school?

Avinash yo! My best friend?

And Bunny. Kabir Thapar?

That lecture-bunking slacker!

Anyway, Naina...

Great seeing you, dude!

Aunty... take it easy!

Yes, yes... very easy.

Excuse me, ma'am...

your friend left this behind.

Sorry, can you repeat that?

How many children do you have?

I'm not going to keep

repeating myself...

This foreigner has been

chattering for too long.

Why are you frightening

these poor guys?

Answer the question?

You're new around here...

What are they to you?

Internship.

What?

I'm working for them.

They look like hippies!

They're very important people...

They make travel shows

all over the world...

Really?!

They're from Argentina!

What's Argentina?

You know... just some tiny village.

Will you take me there?

Of course, my darling...

Now answer their question!

I have two children...

Now don't ask me

who their fathers are!

Welcome ladies and gentlemen...

Hold on to your seats...

We are about to present...

Agra's most celebrated possession...

The queen of beauty,

grace and sensuality...

Mohini!

Eyes like jewels...

Ruby red lips...

Bid your senses goodbye, tonight!

Get out while you can, my friends...

Or weep tomorrow morning!

How many truly know the value

of grace, desire, and passion?

Okay, tell me this...

Can I get a discount

for all three at once?!

Young man...

Don't take beauty so lightly...

Lest beauty get the better of you...

You're mischievous, good-looking,

But you are only a boy...

When will you learn the

difference between boys and men?

We ran into Naina's friend today.

What a sight she was.

Dirty, torn clothes...

...and these giant

headphones around her neck.

Totally weird... wild!

Nothing like that, dad...

What do you know?

Take it from me,

this friend of yours has no future.

MQm!

For one, she's not my friend.

And everyone doesn't

have the same priorities.

Not everyone dreams of being a doctor!

Like anyone would

even make her a nurse!

At least she's enjoying her life.

Young girls who have too much fun,

end up pregnant...

And then spend their

lives feeling miserable.

Well I'm miserable right now.

At least finish your food!

I'm not hungry.

What's gotten into you today!

I'm fed up, mom!

Of this STUPID life!

That Aditi is going on

a holiday with her friends...

I study so much I can't even

give myself a break on Sundays!

And then you guys with

your constant nagging!

So... you... want to go on a holiday?

MOM!!!

There's food in the oven...

And I've brought you mangoes.

They're in the fridge.

Why haven't you gone to bed yet?

I was reading...

In the dark?

Don't lie.

Oh, I'm the liar?

Yes, Dad.

You were waiting for me to come home.

You should sleep early.

If I sleep on time,

when will I see you?

Tomorrow morning

you're off to Manali!

Yeah, so?

Manali?

And I'm the liar. Very good.

Trekking expedition to Khipshi Pass.

16,000 feet above sea level...

a highly daunting

and high octane adventure.

Why did you enter my room?

This is the limit, Dad!

What were you checking for? Drugs?

Bunny, don't shout.

Hello, stepmom.

You told us you're

going to Lonavala...

This sherbet is terrible.

But you're going to Manali...

for a trek.

You're making a habit

of these weird hobbies.

It's weird to you, not to me.

We don't have as much money

as your friends' parents...

Save money. It'll help you.

I'm doing this with my own money.

I respect your melodrama

but you're not my mother.

So please...

I'm going to Manali tomorrow.

That's it.

Nice.

Is the colour alright?

Why are you always lecturing me?

I want to live life on my own terms.

Because I worry about you...

When you become a father...

- I don't want to be anyone's father!

Why did you lie?

Dad! You stay up all

night if I sleep over at Avi's!

I didn't want you to worry...

If you don't want me to worry then

don't go off to climb this mountain!

Is it really that necessary?

Extremely.

Thanks for the bag. I love it.

Take care of my son, okay?

And have lots of fun!

I will.

"Good chance for Kaif

here to get some runs... "

"In the air... taken!"

Aye, man!

This idiot should be dropped!

Get off me, Aditi!

How, handsome?

You're so hot when you're angry!

Aditi, not now!

This match is very stressful.

So stressful that

you forgot to pick me up?

Why should I pick you up?

Are you a child?

Are you going to be kidnapped?

Don't be over smart.

Come on, the train is here.

I don't want to go

for this stupid trek.

What?!

Why not, man?

What happened to all those

plans of picking up mountain chicks?

I can't miss the India-Pakistan

series over all this.

We're screwed, man.

You're right.

India needs you, bro.

Let's go, Adi.

Seriously? But...

You'll are really leaving me behind?

Yeah. You don't want to come...

Don't come.

Of course I want to come, man.

But how? You blew up all your money!

How did you know?

You bloody bookie...

I know a lot more than you think!

You bet all your pocket

money on this match, right?

Go... You guys have fun.

Oho, tragedy queen! Stop this drama.

What are my savings for? Let's go.

No.

You've worked for that money, Bunny.

Just save it.

Money is nothing!

Money's for spending, not saving!

The three of us are

going on this trip!

Come on!

Come on!

We're going to kill it in Manali!

Our names will be in

their history books forever!

Not a single mountain

girl shall be sparedi!

Hi guys. I'm Sumer,

your trip leader from 'Make My Trip'.

Train leaves in 20 minutes.

Meena... Tea!

Ma?

First of all, don't freak out...

I'm very very sorry

to do this to you...

Hey... Here.

Nah, not hungry.

It's ham and cheese! Your favorite!

I had to wake up at 6 to make them!

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