Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewaani Page #2

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Are you mad, Aditi?

Give...

Hi Uncle.

Hi.

Where's Bunny?

Excuse me...

sorry I'm late but...

Hey... you?

Aisha, right?

We met at Tanya's party?

Naina... Naina Talwar?

Geetanjali's cousin!

Modern School. Same batch.

Ohhhh yaaaa...

Scholar Naina!

How could I forget these glasses?

Long time, man! How are you?

Very late! Where's Sumer?

Sumer...

Wait...

you're coming with us?

Yes. Why?

You know this is a trek, right?

So?

You'll have to climb mountains...

sleep in tents...

There'll be bears at night!

I know what a trek is!

Okay bro.

Naina?

Hi! Sumer. - Hi.

I'm sorry but it's too

late for you to join us.

The train is full.

Can't anything be done? Please...

I'll sleep on the floor!

Sleep with me.

Not WITH me... we'll take turns.

We'll bribe the TC.

Okay. Done. Quickly... let's go!

MY bags!

I'm not a porter.

Ask me nicely.

Please help me, Kabir.

Bunny.

Do I need to carry you also?

Yo, Scholar!

What are you calculating? Let's go!

Naina! What will Ganpatiji

do without you in Manali?

I've...

never been anywhere alone before.

Then come now!

Trust me, nothing will happen...

It'll be fun!

Come on.

Okay.

Are you stalking me?

On shut up, Adm.

Aditi fantasizes about all

the girls in the world stalking her.

I'm going to kill you.

Remember, Aditi? We used

to toss to sit behind Topper Naina!

Whoever won was guaranteed

to pass his exams!

Superb! - Aye Naina?

Please eat! Come on eat!

Hi guys...

Got a knife?

Knife! Yes! Definitely! One second.

Right here somewhere!

Don't have. Sorry.

I should've brought bananas...

I've got a...

knife.

Give me...

What'll you give me in return?

What would you like?

Your...

name.

Lara...

Bunny.

You know, like, Bugs Bunny?

Oh my God! That's so cute!!!

Hi! I'm Avi!

Hi...

Are you guys also going

for this trek to Manali?

If that's where you'll be,

where else could we go?

And what will this

fruit do for you, darling?

Come, let's have lunch?

Yeah... We have ham

and cheese sandwiches...

Are you sure?

Oh I'm very sure...

Sharing is caring...

Okay I'll go get my friends!

Priti! Esha!

Yes!!! She's got friends!

How dare you

offer her my sandwiches?!

What now?

"Sharing is caring..."

You should be happy, Aditi!

There's three of them!

One for Bunny, one for me and...

one for you!

Aditi, please change the song!

It's so boring!

Ladies... and bro.

Let's get this party started!

Drinks!

Okay now we're going

to play my favourite game...

It's called I Never!

Hey that's my favorite game!

Same pinch, cuckoo.

Come on, everyone take a drink

and let's start... Scholar Naina!

No, you guys PlaY---

Now that you're here,

you have to play. Here!

Actually, I don't drink alcohol.

WHAT?

Would the bottles not topple

if the high were in the liquor?

Meaning?

Nothing. Here...

Take this APPY-

Today we'll make you Happy on Appy!

Okay, everyone knows the rules, right?

I'm going to say something

that I've never done...

Like... I've never sat in a rickshaw.

Everyone who's done it has to

take a sip of his or her drink. Cool?

Very good!

Let's start!

Okay, I'll start.

I've never been in love.

Every day-

Every single day.

Bunny?

You've never been in love?

No... - What? - But I

think that's about to change...

Please! Bunny only loves himself.

Naina? - No.

Okay.

I've never... watched porn.

Every day!

But Naina you're a biology student!

Even then you haven't seen?

I've never...

been arrested!

Drunk driving!

Beating up a watchman!

Rave Party!

I was there too!

Peeing on the sidewalk.

No.

Okay, my turn...

I've never...

been kissed.

Oh we can change that right now.

I'm going to sleep, guys... Goodnight.

Aye not yet. Your turn!

No... Please.

Can I use the seat for a bit, Bunny?

Of course.

Thanks.

Okay...

I've never hit on a friend's mom!

That's because he hits on their dads!

Adm ...

Aditi, wake up!

Adi, we are going to see Manali.

Wake up.

I'm too sleepy, Bunny!

Bunny, I'll break your face!

Screw you!

Come on.

Adm ...

What a pretty bride!!!

Wish I could marry her myself.

What?!

Just think...

She'll say something

and I won't understand.

Then I'll say something and

she'll blush without understanding...

Dude, she's not French.

She must know basic hindi.

Besides, she's a kid'.!

She should be playing games,

not managing a house!

Really? How do YOU know?

This is normal in small towns.

The second you finish school,

they want to get you married.

Arranged marriages suck, dude!

You're going to have

a love marriage then?

Obvio!

It's still illegal for two

girls to get married in India...

you'll have to go to New York, Aditi!

What?

That poor girl has been sentenced for

life and you'll are cracking jokes.

Come on, dude.

Today is the last

you'll see her smile.

In two years...

you'll find her chasing her husband

with a gun outside this temple!

Bridezilla attacks!

Ignore him, Naina.

Bunny's allergic to marriage.

True.

Naina, tell me something.

If I make you eat the

same boring food everyday...

would you be able to?

Huh?

Marriage is like boiled

food for 50 years till you die.

Life's gotta have some spicy curry...

hamburgers...

and hakka noodles!!!

The basic concept of

marriage is flawed.

Better to never get married

than do it 5-6 times.

Five - six times!

Too few, no?

What if you want kids?

What do kids have to do with it?!

We can make kids right now.

Come behind this temple.

I'll show you.

Idiot!

How many do you want?

I can make twins also!

She's feeling bad, man!

What all are you praying for?

Okay ask for me also!

A private jet...

A penthouse apartment in New York...

...two Spanish girlfriends...

Even better if they're twins!

Ask!

Hey! What are you doing?

Why did you touch me?

Excuse me?

You're drunk, you pervert!

What?! Have you seen your face?

I'm not blind!

Shut up, Av.!

You cheapo!

Aye, who are you calling names?

What? - I can think of a few for you!

Back off. You don't know who I am.

You don't know who I am.

Back off. Move!

Hey hero...

Drunk loser.

You...

Say sorry.

Say sorry.

SoflV-

Good. Learn to keep your cool.

Get lost.

Are you okay?

You okay, bro?

Guys!

Come on!

You think we're scared of you?

You guys don't know my friends!

We'll beat each one of you to pulp!

Ready, bro?

Ready. - Ready.

One...

two...

Jai Mata Di! - Jai Mata Di!

Catch them!

Adm, come on!

- Why are we running away'?!

Catch her! She's with them!

Don't let them escape!

Scholar, run!

Avi, what are you doing?

Move!!!

You go that way.

Help!

Let's run!

Leave me. - Adm, what are you doing'?

Come, you idiots!

I'm going to hit you so hard...

no doctor will

be able to fix you!

Adm come on man...

Oh God, I'm so sorry! I'm sorry!

Come on, RUN!

What's going on? - Careful.

What is this mess

you've gotten me into?

Relax, scholar.

I have a plan.

This is a very stupid idea!

Wait and watch!

Oh no!

You fool! Look at what you've done!

- Sorry, Uncle! Sorry!

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