Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewaani Page #3

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We'll attack them from behind!

Aditi, you'll get us all killed!

Let me have one shot at them...

Please shhh!

I'll beat them so badly...

they won't be able

to recognize each other!

Booze!

Hey! They're hiding over here!

Hey! Come on, you!

Aditi... - Hurry LIP!

Bunny! Naina! - Where have you been?!

Oh no! - Naina, sit!

No you don't!

They're behind us!

Get out of the way!

Hurry up. Come on!

Superb, Naina!

Good morning, everyone!

Our trek is finally about to begin!

Just for fun, I thought

that we should make two teams...

and have a race to the campsite.

The team to reach

the camp first, wins.

The losing team has to put

up the tents and make dinner...

the winning team

gets to chill! Cool?

Who wants to be Captain?

You guys! Come on!

Come on. - Idiots!

Bunny! You're just sitting here!

We have to win!

Beating Bunny at trekking

isn't just impossible...

It's Mission Impossible.

Don't worry, baby doll... Relax!

0h good!

My body wasn't made for this stress...

Look what happened!

Oh no, baby!

Such a deep wound!

We should go to the hospital!

Really?!

But... how...

One second.

Come cuckoo.

What is this you're doing?

This is the...

Ajinomotato plant.

It's very good for your skin.

Oh really!

Then can you put some on my face?

Here...

Go ahead.

Bunny...

Yes, baby...

Who is that up there?

Bunny! Who IS that?

My mother!

Oh.

I didn't know his

mother was on this trek.

Naina, listen...

Just wait one second...

Let me win this race? Please?

Look at the state you're in!

I'll easily beat you.

Come on, Naina.

You used to be first

in everything in school...

Let me win here... PLEASE.

It's your own fault.

You can't win if you spend

all your time massaging girls' legs.

It's called 'flirting'...

It's good for health...

like YOGA!

Seriously?

Have you come here to

climb mountains or girls?

That poor innocent girl

has hurt herself so badly!

Oh ya I've never seen a more

innocent girl than her in my life!

Don't you like Lara?

Look at her!

How perfectly she sways her hips...

Toing toing toing!

That's not all she's swaying!

That's true.

Naina!

Okay, listen!

Listen?

You're right.

Now sit down for a minute.

Sit. Please.

You're right.

I know she's a bit silly.

But I can't flirt

with girls like you...

so I have to make do with her.

Girls like me?

Girls like you aren't

made for flirting...

...you're made for love!

And love...

...is very bad for my health.

Bunny!

Bunny!!!

You cheat!!!

Try losing sometimes, Naina...

It has a magic of its own!

I'm going to complain

to the camp instructor!

This isn't school, Naina!

Ladies and gents!

Let's

Where to?

To a party, where else!

Group of Germans has set

up camp and we're invited!

What are we waiting for?

But why man?!

Shut up and come.

How are the girls?

Dynamite!

How sad!

No one ate your parathas!

Pack them up!

You shouldn't poke

around in the dark...

You never know what you'll find!

Seriously?

You're studying?

If you've managed to zip up,

please leave.

Why aren't you coming?

I have no interest

in your stupid party.

Liar.

You're dying to come.

Not at all!

Bunny!

Give it back, Bunny!

Bunny, give me my book!

Then be honest...

Do you want to come, or not?

Yes.

Then what's the problem?

You won't understand.

These things are easy for you.

What's easy?

This...

Going to parties, making friends...

You've always been like this.

Even in school...

...'the cool guy'...

everyone's favourite...

But do you remember

what I was like in school?

I had no friends, Bunny.

I just sat in a corner, and studied.

Bunking classes...

...making fun of teachers...

...chilling with friends...

I couldn't do it then

and I can't do it now...

Because... I'm boring!

You're very cool, Naina.

The way you showed up

on this trip last minute...

with 25 strangers...

all alone...

That needs guts.

You fight off thugs,

leave me behind in races,

sing mad songs...

You're a...

full hindi film hero, dude!

Just stop feeling

so bad for yourself...

and start loving who you are.

You're fine...

just the way you are.

There is one problem, though.

You don't smile enough.

Do you know how

dangerous your smile is?

If I had a heart,

I'd have lost it

to your smile ages ago.

Naina...

are you planning

to let go of my hand?

So guys, this is Khipshi Pass.

Our trek's highest point!

Finally!

We'll be setting

up camp here tonight...

So you guys can relax!

Hey, Sumer!

What's up there?

That? That's Bhuta Mountain.

Let's go there!

What a view it'll be!

Bhuta...

Does anyone know what

'Bhuta'means? - No.

Bhuta means haunted.

According to the village elders,

there used to be an old

temple of the God 'Bhairav'.

They said any wish made there

on a full moon night, would come true.

Hundreds of people would

go there in search of this magic...

but no one ever returned.

The temple no longer stands...

But they say on every full moon night,

thousands of spirits gather there...

Hoping for some kind

of miracle to occur.

Interesting thing is that tonight...

is a full moon night.

Still interested in that view?

What if the camp is haunted?

They say ghosts love the colour red...

And you...

Hey, Priti!

What's wrong, babe?

I'm right here!

I know all the chants

to get rid of ghosts.

Yeah, his father's an exorcist.

I want to go home!!!

I'm dying to get off

this stupid mountain!

I'm going to order 10

pizzas the second I'm home.

I'm sick of eating Maggi noodles!

You know I haven't washed

my hair in three days!

As soon as I get home...

I'm going to take a long bubble bath!

I'm only waiting to

get away from Avi's snoring.

Get used to it, bro!

What are you going to

do when we're roommates?!

Roommates?

Yeah dude.

We'll rent an apartment

and set it up...

like that TV show F.R.I.E.N.D.S.

Lara come take bubble baths anytime!

What happened?

You can stay in my room.

I'll get us a King-sized bed.

What if you snore?

Test drive tonight?

You'll get the best

sleep of your life.

BQO!

You shouldn't poke around in the dark,

you never know what you'll find!

What are you doing here, Naina?

Come on!

If there really was a temple here,

I have something to ask for.

Want to sit?

No no...

I don't get tired...

Not you,

I'm tired. Okay?

Got any booze?

WHAT?!

It's freezing... Just a little?

You're full of surprises tonight.

Don't tell anyone, okay?

Okay, enough... Control...

It's really nice! What is it?

Lllgdi!

Made from fermented rice...

Manali's famous for it...

and for Lugdi,

apples, trout and...

marijuana.

How do you know all this?

I'm not as stupid as I look.

Wait.

Read this.

Venice...

London...

Bunny, what is this?

This is my dream.

I want to see every

corner of the world, Naina.

All this will take a lifetime to do!

When will you do everything else?!

What else is there?

Student at 22,

employed at 25, husband at 26...

father at 30,

retired at 60 and then...

wait for your death.

Who wants to lead

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