Yennamo Yedho Page #2

Wasted wastrel!

Villain of a vagabond

It... it... itch with a bee in front!

We are too far away She can't hear us

Let's go in and continue

You sit over here And I'll take this seat

Where do such scumbags come from?

Come up with some local swear words

Local?

My left hand smacks your misshapen face

I meant a swear word Not a film's title!

Given a chance,

they will even name a film this way

Happy married life

Just watch, I'll dub

their dialogs from here

Our lineage is...

...a shameless one!

Thank God

My family is blessed as I am now

married to this numb numskull!

Her face says it all That she is a bad omen

Where are you taking her

for your honeymoon?

Boat riding in the Coovum river

But won't it stink to high Heaven?

More than our crappiness?!

Shall we bless them?

May all melody and harmony

not even peep into your lives!

I want to go for a drive

Which car?

That car

Thank God it didn't rain today

Yes, sir

'Tsunami' is here!

Did you see Nithya anywhere?

I asked you to keep an eye on her

She is already depressed

Go and find her now

Am I to blame for her depressed state?

You kept calling that doctor-nephew

of yours as my 'son-in-law'

He right royally thrashed

your hopes to the ground

We should be looking for a son-in-law,

not our daughter

That's absolutely brainless!

I don't even think of

you as a human being?!

Bang on...

otherwise would I have married you?!

- I'll kill you

- You are a monster

"Do you think you're a celebrity?"

"Top cat, cat's whiskers, VIP?"

"Get lost, you imbecile!

To fall in love, you need 1 female"

"Another girl to walk down the

aisle Take a hike, you moronic male"

"Of all the girls in the world, you

declared I was Miss Universe, no compare"

"Why did you end up as spouse

to some lunatic louse?"

"You think you're the best of the best?

Are you every girl's coolest quest?"

"Take a leap,

nutcase woman One madcap just to have fun"

"One to marry traditionally Fly the coop,

you fraud 420!"

"Cakes you gobbled unrestrained plus

daily coffee in gallons, I paid"

"For some dash of a creep,

coolly you washed your hands off me"

"Are you God's gift to (wo)mankind?

Are you 'pick of the litter' find?"

"Tell me, Miss Wussy!"

"Are you favorite of all, Mr Daffy?"

"When I added kilos to my weight

you went for a flat-belly mate"

"I became pencil-thin and you

chose a roly-poly chubby spouse"

"My email password I selected as your name,

you lunkhead"

"Passwords are not hard to pick

I'll change it, you yo-yo chick!"

"Are you a 'wise guy'

apple of everyone's eye?"

"Hey... hey 'High society miss'

Are you on the 'who's who' list?"

"Hey...

all-knowing almanac I'm also a Smart Alec"

- Just 1 look, flat you fell?

- 'Hi' and a date as well!

- Solid check mate

- Zip zap zoom heart rate

- Was I cute yesterday?

- Am I a fruit today?

- Girl, take a different route

- Total country brute!

"Tuck in a royal feast!"

"Quit the race, you drama queen!

One to graze the pastures green"

"Vamoose, you virus nonentity

A wife to make babies plenty"

"After the honeymoon, Miss Know-all

you'll know your stupidity and bawl"

"You'll name your daughter after

me in your ex-girl friend's memory"

"You think you're cream of the cream"

"Are you every single girl's dream?"

"Are you the leopard's spot?

You think you're a big shot?"

Have you got up at last?

Open the door please

I won't Get lost

I've been waiting out for 3 hours

Keep waiting I won't open the door

You heard the flash news?

Anand and Simran had a

major world war last night

It seems the wedding may be cancelled

Are they getting divorced so soon?

Even the elders fought

Did they come to blows?

That's what I dreamt

Idiot

Your parents were the

ones who fought last night

Got it?

I won't bless them!

You know very well it

isn't my favorite, mom

You can eat plateful of 'pongal'

to your stomach's content

Where the hell are these morons?

Hi... I'm Nithya

Hi... Gautam

Hyderabad...?

- Yeah

- I thought as much

I'm from Chennai

Way we met was sheer serendipity

Little embarrassing... but-

It's okay, I feel a little relieved now

- Good

- Yeah

Next time instead of dating

a doctor or engineer...

...get yourself a good hearted guy

You too

Instead of finding girls who will

hug you tight, find your Miss Right

I got to go

All the best

Alright

Take care, bye

"Two hearts bound to one life

That's how true love should be"

"Take my hand in yours And

you'll notice how I feel"

I know why you attended that wedding

You thought she'd immediately

ditch her groom and elope with you?

- No...!

- Then why?

Somehow something was nagging my heart

You are a 100% verbal diarrhea party!

When 1 just left your life

another fell into your arms

Sneaky thief!

Very 1st meeting you

drank and even sang a duet

Have a ball!

It wasn't a duet It was a tragic song

Don't think you can mislead me

by pulling the wool over my eyes!

Continue with your story

'By the time I escaped

from 1 shock in my life...'

'...I got another shock!'

Sir, you can meet the doctor now

Doctor... my reports?

Just got the reports

Exactly what we wanted to avoid

No... no... no

I am sorry

Come on, Gautam

This is when you should be strong

You shouldn't lose faith

Doctor, how much longer?

Maximum 2 to 3 years

Can we just check just once more?

Don't worry

Scientists in USA have

started research in this

They'll definitely find some solution

Why should this happen to me?

Hair loss is so common

Doctor, I haven't got married even once

Don't worry

Being bald is a mishap

But that doesn't mean all men

who are bald will make a mistake

At times skinheads can

shine to great heights

What's the main reason for hair loss?

Tension naturally

Why are you tensed?

Because of hair loss!

Madcap!

Why are you boys so obsessed about hair?

Don't say 'you boys'

Only we know you are a girl

Hair loss is no big deal, dude

Imitate Super star Rajini in the movie

'Sivaji'

There is no record of

girls who laugh too much

And men who show off their crowning glory!

How many God-men sport long

hair and make a deep impact?

You'll share my same fate

Today, tomorrow or day after

your head is bound to be...

...as smooth as a cricket ground

Thank God, ladies don't have

to go through this problem!

Do you know you lose a strand of

hair every time you speak the truth?

That's why boys get bald faster

Girls grow their hair real loooong!

I'll go and take a leak

Please go for God's sake

Dude, repeat!

Excuse me... move... move

Why is she rushing into the gents'

toilet...?

Puking... all over again, huh?

- Gautam...?

- Exactly

How come you are here?

I should be the one

asking you this question!

This is for gents

Urgent

Welcome

When did you come to Chennai?

I came with my friends from Hyderabad

You?

That's my gang

Nice

For past 3 months your friend has tried

to hook that girl in the red dress

Didn't work out... right?

How do you know that?

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