Yennamo Yedho Page #3

I know to read faces!

You need special talent for it

You expect me to fall for all that crap?

Yeah? Watch

The girl in the corner

Her name starts with the letter 'P'

Pinky?

Less hair more brains

Anyone can guess that

She is a big time rowdy

She'll first swear and then speak!

Right?

I don't believe this!

Hey Nithu!

Sorry

She's my classmate

Long time no see When did you come?

Yesterday

I am staying at my uncle's place

I'm here for a week

Tomorrow let's go on a shopping spree

Shucks! I have an important meeting

I'm not in town tomorrow

There must be so many other jobless fellows

- Rope some sucker in

- Well and truly caught

Who?

You!

Me...?

Not me, I have loads of work to do

Don't you worry, Nithya

He'll come for sure

You know his job is a mind-blowing one

His job urges and ensures

entire Tamil Nadu is sleepless

Good evening viewers

In our mechanical existence...

...we are unable to perform

to the optimum in any job

For best action and satisfaction

for those who face this problem...

...Guruji here will explain how

Kujli + enhances your sex drive

Good evening

Whatever job you undertake

should be a grand slam!

No half measures

What happens if you take the middle course?

You'll be on a limp trip!

Thank you

They say barking dogs don't bite

Why? A dog should either bark or bite

It cannot do both at the same time

But our people want to

multi-task in 1 minute!

Is that possible?

Did you understand?

Here is a list of making out tips...

...arranged by Guruji Peniseri Linganatha-

Cut... cut... cut

You're changing my job!

What have I 'arranged'?

You could use the word

'technique' or 'idea'

Don't pronounce his name

to suit his profession!

He is Ponisseril Linganathan

Repeat after me

Peniseri Linganatha-

God help me!

Why can't you get your vowels in order?

Stop piling on to me

Your language skill is pathetic

Who the hell employed you?

So you are the cause?

A small blunder was the cause

Really?

- When?

- Not 'that' blunder

This is a different kind of wrong doing

Whenever she anchors for me...

...I've stuffed her with

cotton where God has forgotten!

Otherwise my Kujli+ and I

will be the laughing stock

Who is she? Did she find out?

Why is she laughing like this?

- Who is that girl?

- She is... she is-

You know her?

Next time I could take her

I meant as anchor in my show

Will you leave now?

What about her?

Take her by all means

Crap! Follow me

Coming

Your wife is really lucky

Why?

You have a doctorate in all techniques

Way off the mark!

In our TV channel we are assigned

different shows on different days

This time I was stuck with Mr Linganathan!

Why say it as if you hated it?

You were happy shooting it, right?

Are you done? Now tell me where to go

Shopping

Only window shopping?

I don't like anything here

You should enter a shop,

be clear, pick, bill, walk out

Instead we settled down here as

if we booked a room in a hotel

Ladies' shopping is a big secret

It's called psychology

A reason for wasting time

You need a separate degree for this

Girls don't have a choice in deciding

their names or which school to join

What course to study? Which guy to marry?

How many kids to have? What to name them?

They have no choice in

such important decisions

Only while shopping we are

left free to use our free will

If we like it we buy If not look elsewhere

Any doubts?

Good

Hey! Nice dress

Are you shooting in this shopping complex?

No, I came to shop for heroine's costumes

Your heroine looks familiar

My cousin's relative's-

Oh! I remember Hyderabad wedding

Drink party

Car ride

- Last year we saw this same girl

- Both are 1 and the same chick

- That's what he's also saying

- You said she's your cousin!

Just a sudden idea

Idea?

Rush affair?

Shut up

Pinky asked me to take her

shopping when I met her in the pub

Lay off!

He has planned a well laid out time ahead

Compromise, dude

Compromise!

What are you guys up to?

Pah! Get lost

Jingley Nellie

You called me 'Nellie'?

Don't embarrass me in front of her,

I beg of you

Next time I'll pay your pub bill for sure

Hey Gautam! How's this?

Soooper!

So is that on you!!

Come

Why are we here?

Surprise

Are you related to the commissioner?

Huh huh... no

Do you also have a criminal background?

Gautam

Who knows?!

Sir...!

This little fellow looks smart

Is he the commissioner's son?

No, he is the commissioner!

Commissioner...?

- Sir

- Yes

- Thank you

- We can go in, sir

He won't even come up to my knees

and he is the commissioner?!

Please

Come

You may please ask your questions now

Congratulations, commissioner sir

Thanks to all of you

How do you feel, sir?

Great!

Do you want to say anything, sir?

1 minute

Is our city in the hands of this kid?

Yes

I will maintain strict

law and order in the city

He won't even reach up to the

theater counter to buy a ticket!

How will he be able to

encounter a criminal?

Sir, will you control the rowdies?

I'll eradicate them completely

Who is directing this episode?

God

Everyone must co-operate

to keep the city clean

He is suffering from blood cancer

He might live maximum for another month

People don't think God has defects

But God creates people with defects

I am a volunteer for 'Make a wish'

I came to know about his dream last month

I spoke to the DGP who agreed

to this on humanitarian grounds

His dream for a day

Today his ambition has been fulfilled

Maybe this might even be his last birthday

Your health problem?

No... no... please

Enough of questions

Please step out This way please

Please don't write about this child

Just write he was commissioner

for a day for a good cause

He doesn't know he has cancer

This was not organized for publicity

Please try to understand

This is my humble request

Will he live longer if we write about him?

Whaaat?!

What did you just say?

Did you think before asking that question?

If this news is telecast and

he happens to watch it...

...how will he feel if he knows

he has cancer and will die soon?

Imagine his trauma He's just 10 years old

Don't do this to hike

up your channel rating

I don't want your sympathy Humanity...

empathy

You are different today

Different means?

Means...?

Not your usual self

How?

Somehow... something

"My sweet honey bunny you filled my heart,

every artery"

"Benjamin bunny, like salt and sea my dear,

you merged into me"

"The whole world is in a dizzy tizzy,

Flopsy, with your cotton paws fuzzy"

"Heights unimaginable my petite-paws scale"

"My kisses night and day

as carrot-bait I'll sway"

"My dearest bunny, Flopsy"

"You fulfilled me, filling me"

"My every action you'll pry and peer

But the love-beats when will you hear?"

"Your scent will do, I'm under your spell

You don't have to spell it out as well"

"It's a blazing bush fire in the jungle!"

"My sweet honey bunny"

"You are in every pore of my body"

Shut up!

"Softly... gently...

my princess before I can try to caress"

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