Yennamo Yedho Page #4

"Like a tempest and how you

feasted on me... wow!"

"9 months and 9 days will fly pronto

I want 100 babies like you ditto"

"Goodness gracious... amigo!"

"My sweet honey bunny you

filled my heart totally"

"Benjamin bunny, like salt and sea

you submerged into me, specially"

"The whole world is in a dizzy tizzy,

Flopsy, with your cotton paws fuzzy"

"Heights unbelievable my pretty-paws scale"

"My kisses night and day will

be carrot-baits I'll display"

- Want?

- No, thanks

Already the nuts you eat

make you a nutcase sweet

Satisfy your taste buds 100%

What you just spooned in is 100 calories

What you are about to eat is 750 calories

If you eat all this and if

someone calls you by your name...

...you can only turn your head

like a fat slob of a table fan

By the way excessive

sweet creates hair loss!

What happened?

Hair will fall even if you

eat under the table it seems

Shut up, you idiot I saw someone I know

Who?

The couple over there

Lady in the brown dress?

Exactly

What's her name?

Chandramukhi! Now get lost

Will she say 'Lakalakalaka'

like the spirit in the movie?

Pooh! Keep quiet

You sit properly!

Is this how playful you are always?

This is not a game, madcap

If they see me,

they'll make mincemeat out of me

What?

They specialize in mincemeat

Mincemeat?

Isn't your name Chandramukhi?

- Do you know this girl?

- I don't know

Aren't you Gautam's friends?

Gautam...?

Gautam is here

Where?

- Hello mom

- Over there

Did my sister call you?

Ages since I saw her

Sis...?!

Terrific Wonderful

It's a wonderful life in

'The pursuit of happyness'

Are you real or am I dreaming?

Sis, I was just talking about you to mom!

And you are right in front of my eyes

Gods must be crazy!

Nithya, this is my dear sister

Kamal Hassan hasn't retired as yet

I swear, sis

Look right there

My bro-in-law

Do you know who he's talking to?

- Who?

- Our mom!

Who is this new chef you have

appointed without asking me?

My b-i-l? Have you stepped

into chef Damodaran's shoes?

In this house who else

will take such liberties?

Why did you brag that you know to cook?

I showed off all my

skills when I got married!

Cooking also turned out to be one of many

My bad time! I got trapped with your sister

Oh! So you are already committed as a chef?

B-i-l! Your 'Chandramukhi'

Shall I dice the tomatoes for you?

- Okay

- 2 minutes

Whatever you may say my sis

respects you exclusively

Naturally...

hey, don't cut the tomatoes too small

Small will be perfect I know what to do

You stick to your work

Don't you have a conscience?

Like mother like daughter!

Shall we share a beer?

Don't get me into further trouble!

Okay, fine

What's special for lunch?

Huh... mincemeat!

I saw him with a girl in a restaurant

Nithya...?

- Maa...?

- Nail him down

- Steaming hot fritters ready

- What's cooking here?

How can a mother-in-law relax while

her son-in-law sweats in the kitchen?

Total waste buttering up

your dear brother-in-law

Your sister told me only about the

'mincemeat'

Your b-i-l spilled the beans, from

'under the table' to your 'pretence call'

How could you betray me like this?

Did you tell every itsy-bitsy detail?

Why not fill up all the blanks?

Me going to Hyderabad, meeting Nithya...

...my drunken stupor dance

- I won't blabber

- Why not?

Because you blurted it all now!

Oh God!

Ma, you look sooper in this sari

Who is Sathya?

Not Sathya, Nithya

Okay, who is Nithya?

I don't know who Nithya is

What a sly fox!

Tell me, Nithya

Bad signal

Nithya Menen, how are you?

I saw your film You were awesome

Hi Nithya Tell me now

What are you doing?

I don't understand Bengali

You better talk to me in Tamil

What are you doing?

That's more like Tamil!

Booze for breakfast, huh?

Idiot! I've fixed myself a face pack

Six pack abs?!

Shut up and come to Cafe Coffee day

I like the way you respect me

Why don't you give me your mobile number?

- We can catch up later

- I use only a land line number

No mobile phone?!

Girls nowadays will even forget to breathe!

But will they forget their mobile phone?

Very true

I lost 3 expensive mobiles

That's why I decided to stick to land line

What if you need to make a call urgently?

How many gullible idiots own a phone?

I'll borrow from one

Gautam, give me your phone

- You are that idiot?

- In flesh and blood

Good night

- Thank you so much

- For what?

For introducing me to your friends

It was your plan

Nithya

Uncle, 2 minutes

Hi uncle

They won't mind offering a lift

just to take a girl for a ride!

Is your uncle cursing me under his breath?

Nothing of that sort

I've told him in such a way he won't

Oh! Very nice

You glorified me as a good boy?

Who will believe all these tales?

Then?

Whether I certify you as

a good boy or a bad one...

...both spell disaster

The male gender itself

is a cause for trouble

So...?

That's why I've told him...

...you are gay!

Imagining yourself as gay?

See... very simple logic

If I go out with girls uncle will say

'security problem'

If I go out with boys he'll say

'something fishy'

So I chose the in between

That's why I said you are gay

However late I get back, no problem

Sorry... sorry... sorry

Gautam... my bag

Are you trying to signal something?

Zip your lips and lie down

Control yourself

Every dog has its day

You will get your turn Mister Chocolate

One little Julie will come into your

life And your tail will wag automatically

So till then don't get tempted

Good boy

Ma, did you fall in love and get married?

Go away now

Then it's definitely 'yes'

Tell me, mom

Please tell me

Please

- What do you want me to tell?

- Your love story

Ours was an arranged marriage

Then any love affair before that?

Sorry... continue

Like normal practice there was a

'meeting the bride' formality

So did you play the veena

and sing a popular film song?

Not me, that is Sridevi in 'Meendum Kokila'

Nothing like that happened

I was in a half saree and I served coffee

Then I stood quietly in a corner

Then did my dad fall flat for you?

Waaait!

Suresh uncle had accompanied your dad

Oh! Suresh uncle was dad's sounding board

Just the opposite,

your dad was Suresh uncle's sounding board!

- What are you saying?

- Suresh uncle was the groom!

Very interesting break Tell me some more

Suresh was almost fixed as my husband

Pre climax Real tension

Suresh always consults your dad, no?

I know

When Suresh asked your dad

do you know what he said?

What did he say?

'That girl looks half mad It is your call'

he said

He was bang on!

That is the twist in the climax

Trusting his best friend,

Suresh uncle dropped me like a hot potato

After some days...

...your dad was such a 'drama king'

He pretended to be the martyr

And he married me

That's how much your dad loved me

Dad, you are a rock star

How did you feel 1st time you met dad?

He is the right guy for you?

I felt like lightning flashing in the sky

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