Yogi Bear Page #4

You still have to follow orders.

Even if those orders make you look

like a giant Cheez-It.

Mr. Mayor!

Hi, Mr. Mayor.

Why is it only going halfway down again?

Doesn't make any... No!

Oh, okay. Is it a double tap

or do I have to press it...?

- Oh, dang it!

- I got it, sir.

Yeah. That's exactly what I did.

Let me see one of those fliers.

"Come celebrate Jellystone's 100th

anniversary with fireworks and fun."

"And receive $10 off a season pass"?

He's gonna try to make the budget

selling season passes.

Yeah, ugh. It's not a very good idea,

in my opinion.

But nobody consulted me, because my job

is just to maintain the park...

...which is basically poking trash

with a stick.

Yeah. Yeah, why is a guy with your talent

doing this insulting grunt work?

You should be running a park.

Yeah, but Ranger Smith says

I have to pay my dues.

- Excuse me?

- What?

- He has to pay his dues? Ha.

- Ha, ha.

Nobody pays dues anymore.

You gotta be in charge now

while you still know everything.

- That's what I've been saying.

- Yeah.

Buddy, if it was up to me, you would be

the head ranger of Jellystone already.

- You'd put me in charge?

- In a second. Yes.

You know, if this centennial festival didn't

work out, I probably could relocate Smith.

You know, uh,

maybe you could help me with that.

Make sure it doesn't succeed?

Wait, you mean, like, sabotage it?

No. Oh, no, no, no.

No, I want you to be head ranger.

It just so happens that the only way to

do that is to bring down this festival.

But spend the rest of your life

as second-in-command if you like.

That's fine.

It's a perfectly valid life choice.

Well, you just think about it and give

me a call, okay? Here's my card.

So long.

Hey. Now why is it doing that?

No. Boy Scouts are loyal, thrifty, kind...

Hey, you're back.

Hey, thanks for getting those fliers out.

Let me tell you,

this festival is gonna be huge.

Hey, Ranger Smith, how long do you think

until I reach head ranger status?

Oh, no time at all.

I did it in 12 short years.

Ha, okay.

Are you serious?

Just be patient, Jones.

It'll be here before you know it.

This festival's gonna be great!

I can't wait 12 years.

Seasons pass order forms.

Seasons pass order forms. Thank you.

Seasons pass order forms,

$10 off today. Ah, enjoy.

I can't take it, Boo Boo.

Two days without a tasty treat to eat?

And I have to sit up here while they're

having a "happy birthday, Jellystone" party?

And they have doughnuts.

Doughnuts!

Yogi, what are you doing?

- Yogi!

- I'm going.

Hey.

Wait. Don't do it, Yogi.

You promised Mr. Ranger.

You're right. I'm losing control, Boo Boo.

I don't know who's steering the ship.

Here.

I want you to handcuff me to this tree

and not unlock it no matter what I say.

Okay, Yogi.

- Okay, unlock me.

- Huh?

It was a bad idea. Unlock me.

Unlock me!

Okay. Here you go.

Folks, I hate to say this,

but there are no spots left.

Forecast called for thunderstorms.

Severe lightning. I fear for your young ones.

We're out of fireworks, I'm afraid.

It's just sparklers left.

Oh, no.

You look nice.

Your napkin matches your tie.

I don't need you to kiss up to me.

Got this guy for that.

That's a good point, sir.

You were gonna handle this situation,

yet there are quite a few people here.

Sir, I tried. All last night

I spent taking down fliers.

I blocked the entrance with a vehicle

to back up traffic.

I hung up "rabid squirrel" signs everywhere.

Those were hand-drawn.

- Nothing is working.

- You need to think of something, don't you?

Or maybe you're just not

head ranger material.

Mr. Mayor. Mayor's yes man.

So glad you could join us.

I saved you a nice spot next

to the porta-potties.

Oh, well, thank you.

Well, that's very thoughtful.

You know, I'm just so glad that these

festivities are going so well, Smith.

I just hope nothing goes wrong.

We are gonna pull this off, Jonesy.

I've seen hundreds of people filling out

seasons pass order forms.

The weather's great.

The fireworks, ready to go.

Even Yogi's staying out of the way.

Yogi.

Hey, guys. Sorry, just wandering around,

bored out of my mind.

Bored? But the 100th anniversary

extravaganza's going on.

Yeah, more like 100th anniversary

lame-aganza.

You know, because it's so lame.

People see fireworks every day

in the city.

They thought they'd

see something different here.

I knew it.

I should be out there doing my

water-ski routine.

I'm a shining star and Ranger Smith

is holding me back.

I don't know, Yogi.

Mr. Ranger is usually right about

these things.

No, Boo Boo, Ranger Smith is in denial.

I mean, he's lost it, you know?

I saw him a couple days ago.

He was filling his pockets with dirt.

He said he's gonna start moving the park

to his apartment piece by piece.

- How big is his apartment?

- There's still time.

I won't be able to do the half-hour

artistic program...

...but that was more for me anyway.

These people need the razzle-dazzle.

I don't think we've practiced

the razzle-dazzle.

You're not supposed to, Boo Boo.

That's where it gets the razzle.

Yogi, I really don't think we should...

Boo Boo, you've tried to stop my brilliant

ideas with common sense a thousand times.

Has it ever worked?

No.

Then let's go, go, go.

What does that taste like?

Unemployment?

- I'm sorry.

- Yeah.

Thanks again for helping with the fireworks.

I don't know where Jones disappeared to.

My pleasure.

You know, um, Rachel,

I've been wanting to tell you...

...well, how much l...

- Ranger...

No, please, let me get through this.

I'm not very good with words.

But I have never felt so...

...gushy. Ha-ha-ha.

- You know?

- Ranger...

You know what I did?

I went and I wrote a song about you.

It's like this:

Oh, no.

I...

...saw you at the station

Had a heart palpitation

My sickness was love

And you're the medication

Rachel

- Rachel

- The microphone is on.

And it comes around again

Rachel, Rachel, Rachel

The microphone is on.

Yes, the mic...

Hi. Hello...

...and welcome to

the 100th anniversary of Jellystone!

Thank you. It is so wonderful to see

so many people here today.

I've noticed many of you filling out

your seasons pass order forms.

We're more than happy to collect those

after the fireworks.

But first, please, sit back,

get comfortable...

...and enjoy the show!

- Terrific.

- Mr. Mayor?

That's not the right music.

I'll take it from here, Mr. Ranger!

Oh, no.

Full speed ahead, Boo Boo.

Okay.

Not bad, eh, Boo Boo?

Looking good, Yogi.

- This cannot be happening.

- Oh, it's happening.

Hello, Jellystone!

No, don't encourage him!

They love me. I can do no wrong.

Watch this.

All right, Boo Boo! Turn up the heat!

Phase two, go.

I'm an unstoppable water-skiing

machine.

Ta-da!

Oh, wait. There's more.

How about if I heat things up?

Don't need nothin' but a good time

And it don't get better than this

Yogi!

Yogi, your cape.

I know. It is magnificent.

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