Yogi Bear Page #5

And on fire.

Huh? Fire!

- Turn the boat!

- Huh?

- Turn, Boo Boo!

- Hang on, Yogi!

Too much razzle!

- Nice one.

- Thanks.

Jump!

Let's go.

Out of my way!

This could not have gone more perfectly.

Hey, you got a little, uh...

Never mind. Let's go.

Mr. Ranger, I thought...

Yogi, that's the problem.

All the thinking.

Hey, you know what would be great?

If you didn't think.

If you could just be a regular bear.

You know, sitting in the woods,

minding his own business.

But no, you're different. You're smart.

And you'd rather spend your days

being selfish and destructive...

...while everyone else pays the price.

But I guess it wasn't enough,

screwing up my life.

No, this time you had to go

and bring down this entire park.

So tell me, Yogi...

...how smart are you now?

Hey, there! That was quite a show

you put on yesterday. Ha-ha-ha.

I can't wait to see what you do with this.

That's your new assignment.

Evergreen Park. Oh, I think

you're just going to find it delightful.

Oh, and, uh, Ranger Jones

is gonna be taking over here.

Ranger Jones?

Well, I have got a press conference

to plan.

You see, it turns out I've saved the city.

Don't forget to vote, my friend.

Brown for governor! Ha-ha-ha.

He's not gonna vote for me, is he?

Uh, no.

You did everything you could.

Doesn't matter.

This park needed a ranger

who could make it popular again.

I'm just some guy who knows

how old every tree is.

Fat lot of good that did Jellystone.

Face it. You and I are just two people who

care about things that nobody else does...

...and that's why we're alone.

Or maybe that's why we found each other.

Did you ever think of that?

Rachel, you and this park have

one thing in common.

You both deserve a better man than me.

I can't believe he's really gone.

Yogi, are you okay?

I'm done being special, Boo Boo.

Ranger Smith was right.

My whole life, I've been different.

But it's done nothing but hurt people.

The world would be better off if

I was only as smart as the average bear.

Yogi, what are you doing?

I'm leaving, Boo Boo.

- I am going to forage for food in the wild.

- Huh?

Might even catch some fish.

With my paws.

I'm just gonna grab a little something

for the road.

Some chips and soda.

And this. Peach pie.

Any more of that casserole?

Top shelf.

I'll be out there. Fending for myself.

Foraging for food in the wild.

Goodbye, horsepower limiter.

There's a new head ranger in town.

Let's see what you got.

Perfect.

I'm sorry, Ranger Smith.

No more food. No more pic-a-nickers.

How could this get any worse?

Oh.

Ah, Evergreen Park.

Yes, it is simply delightful.

- Come on.

- I've got it, sir.

This is unbelievable.

Ah, Evergreen Park. Lovely, isn't it?

This isn't a park.

I can barely breathe in here.

Look at these trees. They're all plastic.

Oh, no, they're real.

It's just years of smog and pollution...

...have left a plastic-like coating on them.

Think people will be happy you're closing

the most beautiful park in the state?

Well, they will be when they find out

it's making the city rich...

...and giving each citizen a check

for $1000.

How is that even possible?

Oh, well, it turns out that there has been

some agricultural interest in the park.

And it's a lot more profitable than people

in station wagons making s'mores.

Have a good day, Ranger Smith.

I hate this car. I hate it.

Yeah!

Oh, hey, there he is. Ha-ha-ha.

Whoa, hey, Mr. Mayor!

I, uh...

Just finishing some stamping.

You are doing great, Jones.

I knew you were the guy for this job.

Quick thing. You'll probably notice

some giant trucks rumbling by.

We're just clearing a little patch of trees

for my press conference. No big deal.

Um, wait, you're cutting down trees?

Oh, yeah. Well, just a few.

It's nothing to worry about.

Actually gonna improve the park

quite a bit.

I'll bet one of the first things you noticed

as head ranger...

...is that you need more clear spaces here,

and you are absolutely right.

Now you can host concerts and

Boy Scout jamborees.

That's a pretty smart move there,

Head Ranger Jones.

I have some other park improvements

I want to run by you.

Oh, splendid, yes.

I think I have a few moments to hear those.

Look into the security arrangements

for tomorrow.

I don't want any surprises.

I'll hear what Ding-Dong has to say.

What do you got?

I'm hungrier than the average bear.

I wish I could find a bush that tasted

like birthday cake.

Gotcha.

Pretend it's a gummy worm.

Pretend it's a gummy worm.

Yogi, I've been looking everywhere

for you.

Not now, Boo Boo. I'm busy foraging.

Come on, Yogi.

Jellystone is in trouble.

We need your help.

Nothing I can do, Boo Boo.

I'm average now.

My brain is out of business.

I wouldn't even be standing

if my paws didn't hurt.

Quit feeling sorry for yourself.

You know you're not an average bear.

Hey, hey, Boo Boo. You're right, I'm not.

I failed at that too.

Hey, come back here.

You've gotta save Jellystone.

What are you doing? I'm not...

Yogi, you have to use your smarts

for good.

And if you can't see that,

maybe you are just an average bear.

Come on.

Now do you understand?

What's going on, Boo Boo?

I don't know.

But whatever it is...

...I think they're just getting started.

Boo Boo...

...get my collar.

Nobody is gonna hurt Jellystone.

Where are we going, Yogi?

We can't get Jellystone back alone,

Boo Boo.

My thinker is good,

but Ranger Smith's is better.

He was going to a place called

Evergreen Park.

That's right. In the city.

The city? That's a long walk.

Don't be silly, Boo Boo.

I've already got a smarty-smart cheat

to keep our feet off the street.

Get ready for it. Here it comes.

Run, Boo Boo, run!

Hurry, Boo Boo.

I think we gotta jump for it. Ready?

All aboard.

Good.

Yogi, grab my paw.

Sorry.

Boo Boo, Boo Boo, Boo Boo!

I gotta get...!

I guess it makes a stop here.

Yup.

Looks like Evergreen Park is about

two miles away from here.

Two miles? I'll have to tap into

my emergency rations.

Snack break.

Come on, Yogi. We need to keep moving.

It's not that far and it's all downhill.

Downhill?

Excuse me, Mr. Dirty Shopper.

Any chance my friend and I might

borrow your wheely-basket?

Is that chocolate?

Okay, Boo Boo, keep it steady.

I'm okay, Ma. Just...

Yeah, no, it's not Jellystone, but at least

there's nothing here to drive me crazy.

- Hey, Mr. Ranger.

- Hey, Yogi.

All right, Ma, I gotta call you back.

What are you guys doing here?

We need your help, Mr. Ranger, sir.

But don't worry, my days of goofing

things up for you are over.

Hey, move that shopping cart!

I'm okay!

I'm just gonna put this over here.

What do you want? I don't have a life

left for you to ruin anymore.

Sir, I know I messed things up

and I'm sorry.

I never meant to.

You and Boo Boo are the best friends

I ever had.

And I've never done anything

but think of myself.

And now Jellystone is just gonna be

a big field of stumps.

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