Yossi And Jagger
- Year:
- 2002
- 62 Views
- Psycho, pull off the stone.
- I'll pull them all off just choose.
Let's do this.
Is it deep enough?
how deep are we goin to sepel it?
ten meters?
It's deep enough.
still half meter.
we didn't sleep for days.
Samucha, you are having fun,
keep it up.
A**hole.
- Yossi is not going to like it.
- He can keep digging, i'm dead tired.
Bro, everything ok?
You're mean with him.
- Take it easy, we were just joking.
- Really?
What's up? it was only a joke.
He wouldn't hurt anybody,
it's against his tibetan religion.
- What a bad smell!
- it's all rotten.
come on, discusting!
It's an ecological disaster.
it's full of worms.
Are we gonne ask for food supply
or we should wait for the next one?
It's going to be all right,
if we won't die for the bad smell first.
Which smell?
Pull everything off.
- what's that ?
- A transistor that i got.
You upgraded yourself,
with high tech.
Naah, it doesn't connect.
Adams, you idiot, help me out.
The commander is coming..
what's up bro, are you stoned?
You never know!
They are tired,
let them rest a bit.
Come on guys, let's finish and leave.
- It's not deep enough.
- I told you.
- It's ok.
- No it's not.
Yaniv, do you wanna say some
last words?
- It's to hard for me.
- Do u want me to start?
yes, Sir.
- You have been good cows...
- And chickens.
Amen. drop inside
that smelly stuff.
Come here a second please.
- I will leave with Lior for an hour.
- where?
we need to check the zone
for the training tomorrow.
- Didn't you do it last week?
- Something doesnt feet me there.
maybe i should come with you,
i wouldn't mind to change view alittle.
It doesn't bother you, ain't it Jagger?
For me it's ok.
Lior already know the zone,
we'll make it quick.
Let' them rest, i want them to work
properly.
We'll be back in an hour.
Next time, don't be so sad.
Let's go, Lior.
- Come on!
- I'm not a swiss, wait.
- There is no time.
- What a bugger!
- What did you say?
- What a bugger!
Yossi!
Is it rape Sir?
For similar sentences
i send other soldiers to jail.
Focus, please.
- I cannot believe it.
- What can i do, i'm an animal.
It's a rabbit!
He is looking at us.
Hurry up!
Ofir, shut your mouth.
Gotta pee, Damn...
Call Yossi for me!
Ask him out,
Or you'll have to deal with me.
- I'm afraid.
- About what?
Yaeli, in the worst scenario
send him to hell.
Ciao, Goldi.
Gotta go, they are calling me.
Hi guys!
what a crazy bud!
- Ofir, how are you doing?
- Great. You look good!
i wear the lens.
you look good as well,
did you have an hair cut?
- How are you doing?
- Freezing out.
- Did you come back this morning?
- Yes.
Refrigerators got broken
and the meat got spoiled.
do you know where is Jagger?
Where is Yossi?
Went with Jagger to the field to
check the model.
- Didn't they go already?
- Is there some problem.
I'm going in.
Do you have the key to your room?
- It's on the door.
- Fine.
I'm going to be a bit busy,
do not disturb me.
Do you need anything?
warn the chef that i'm here,
i'll be hungry later.
Already?
Don't get your head bigger.
- What is it?
- A transistor, a gift from my mom.
Who knows if it connects here.
Rita!
I cannot believe
you are going to leave.
Why don't you leave as well?
We'll leave for the east.
Why you insist to stick in the army,
you already got yourself an officer.
- You can't be without me.
- Calm down.
Let's go under the light
not under the shadow.
Till when we are goin to continue...
Do you really like
this gay music.
Here Radio Normality.
We have online Yossi,
a tough, commander of company,
a real fag
who ask to listen Meir Ariel.
Tell me something
of your moments of fear,
it's easier
let them put it in your ass.
come,
let's loose the fog.
Let's go under the light
and not under the shadow.
Till when we are going to continue...
Generally
i bang only the fighters.
This time i say:
''Oneg, if you do the pilot,
i'll be a parachooper.''
- Is Oneg his real name?
- I swear! It's too cute.
In the tibetan buddism
it's a good name to have.
I almost forgot,
i brought some movies,
hope you like them.
Adams, check
if there is some tibetan movie for you.
Give it to me.
''Stand by me'' ?
Where is ''F*** me 2''
and ''horny Mission 3''?
I need you.
Stand ease.
It's all garbage !
Tell him the kitchen is closed.
- What's missing?
- What doesn't it missing!
there is nothing fresh,
a part from some chiken.
just boxes and they all stinks.
Prepare for him a sushi of meat,
He likes it very mutch.
Everything is going to be all right.
Hadad, open ten boxes
of meat, Sasi, warm the water.
Its going to be all right, go.
wait, do you want to help?
Get some aromatic grass.
Hadad, move your ass.
Did you know that 2 years ago
i travested myself as a rabbit?
you should see the pictures!
With the ears like this.
Sh*t, what are you doing here?
please verify that at the check point
they aren't masturbating themselves.
i'm serious.
- What are you doing here?
- Hi.
- You know where is Yoel?
- No.
Yossi, wait a sec!
wait!
i see also Goldi is here.
Say, Isn't Jagger back with you?
Yes, he is in the control point,
why?
You and Jagger are close, right?
In which sense? what did you hear about that?
that you are a sort of couple. no?
What?
Well, that you are his friend.
I like him very much
and i thought to ask him out,
maybe one of these days,
during the weekend.
I don't know...
Are you sure you really want it?
Sometime female soldiers think
to be in love with their commanders
but it's an illusion, the uniform
and ranks can be confusing.
i'm not confused, i'm sure
i feel something for him.
Jagger is fantastic.
No offense,
but he is not likr other men.
Not only cause he is cute,
with those lips...
also that, but not only that.
he's simple,
and different.
You know if he has someone already?
Have you been here the whole time?
No, i just arrived.
- Everything ok here?
- Yes, fine.
If it's true, why not saying perfect?
Are you ok?
Perfectly.
Let's go eat.
Where have you been?
This place is dirty like hell.
Did you tell him?
Disgusting, have to wash my hair.
- Maybe you should come with me?
- Don't know, haven't seen Jagger yet.
What are you doing?
I told you for 5 minutes.
Do you think this is
the way to cut?
-Have you been told you are a nazi?
-I'm an artist.
A nazi artist.
Make sure the bread is on the table,
i can take care of myself.
I'm starving... Yaniv!
On my way!
Did you come to eat
or something happened?
There are good news.
First of all the spring rolls ''California''
home made.
Get some.
Heavenly. You're a genious!
- What are you doing here?
- i have no clue.
Sure?
what do you mean?
You have been the whole morning
with Yossi. He didn't say anything?
I doubt he knew something about it.
They are more than
simple warnings,
they are already in the stripe,
they'll get in today
and it's going to get ugly.
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