Yossi And Jagger Page #2

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And this should be the good news?

Yaniv, give me more please!

Why bad?

War is always a good thing.

The smell of burned meat

early in the morning !

Relax, where is your sense

of humor go?

Tonight we are going to kick their asses,

or we are screwed.

Grilled chicken with triumph

local grass and zenzero.

Weather you like it or not,

you won't leave here,

you won't go to Cordon Bleu school,

promise !

I promise to invite you in some years

to my restaurant,

french,lebanese, not to miss.

- There is bad karma on this table.

- What ?

The light of their aura is terrible.

There is a limit to everything.

They were 3 days

in the mog under the snow,

it's not wise

to let them out again.

Did you become gay?

are you their mom ?

I have a mission to accomplish,

did you forget?

No, but we came back just an hour ago

they are tired,

they can't get into action again.

And with the full moon

they will see us till turkey.

- Why don't you bomb them from the top?

- bullshit!

Who cares of the full moon!

In a while you'll tell me

that Mercury is retreating.

I hate the idea for

another ambush tonight!

Let's hope it will be a traumatic ambush,

I forgot why i became comando.

in an ambush you can't do nothing,

you just eat salami and chocolate.

we only miss the waitress

that serve cappuccino

to be

as the fags of Shenkin.

''Any interest in

the menu of the day?''

Animal,

i hope you die in lebannon.

You would like to f***

as the fags of Shenkin,

they screw like

you'll never f*** in your whole life.

Did you take it in the ass?

You walk in a odd way...

What are all these bullshits?

We are just joking.

why are you laughing?

Psycho,

what would you do if i'd tell you

i'm a fag?

- Can i speak to you honestly. sir?

- Go ahead.

You are cute as a female,

i'd screw you.

I thought you didn't know what's

going on there.

I'm out.

Let's focus on the details.

Let's finish eating first.

do you mind

if i say it to the soldiers now?

Be my guest.

Guys, we're going to

another ambush overnight.

I know you planned to rest,

but listen,

it won't be any easy.

everyone will be responsible

of their own stuff.

I don't want surprises tonight.

It's 10 past 13:
00,

there is not mutch time,

i see you in an hour

in the instructions room.

Its going to be allright, don't worry.

warm?

Tell me something,

It doesn't bug you he is married ?

On the contrary, i'm here

to have fun, not to get married.

- Are you in love with him?

- What are these questions?

You might be laughing, but in high school

i used to like the guys like Yoel.

At the beginning he tried to

do the sensitive man,

but who looks for preliminares?

Thus i told him:
''Leave to me

the clitoris, you take care about the f***ing.''

- And what did he say?

- It's what he wanted to hear.

really?

I don't know what to say.

I'm looking for somehting different,

someone who is male,

but also with good manners,

that hugs me,

caress me and kiss me everywhere.

But in the end, he fucks you , ain't it?

well!

- Stop teasing me.

- I'm not teasing you.

I understand what you say,

but i decided,

i'm going to bed only

with someone i'm inlove with,

this way it will be perfect,

with the bathroom

full of foam, and the candels

romantic music and chapmpagne

slowly, slowly...

- Where have you been?

- Nowhere.

- I know why the commander arrived.

- Wh?

- The ambush.

- Are you sure?

Bugger!

Talk with Yossi, i have to go

to give rest to the sentinel.

You really have no limits!

We should meet

when we're home once.

- Do you have a crash for me?

- Yes, but not like for Jagger.

B*tch, give me a kiss.

- Who is the cutest here?

- Me?

Bravo!

- He is not here.

- wait for him.

Mission to accomplish,

did you forget?

Ciao.

How much violence, what nerve,

with so much compassion i cuddle.

people suffer to much from love.

Beg me tonight,

cry for me.

No matter how difficult is,

i'm always under the impression

that is not enough,

that there is still a lot to do

and i get scared and run away.

i can't be happy.

and i can't be sad.

the world is tough,

i can make it only with the force,

just with crazy acts.

I hope everything burn,

whispering, beg me,

beg me...

i came to your window to play

with guitar and flowers...

- What are you doing here?

- You didn't stay for the dessert.

Yossi, The commander is looking for you.

On my way.

Hi.

- is my bed comfortable?

- Sorry, didn't know it's yours.

Doesn't matter, I'm only joking.

- Do you like it?

- I don't know it.

You look great today.

Goldi made me up.

- Isn't it too much?

- No, but you don't need it.

- I'm waiting for Jagger, do you know where he is?

- No.

- Ok, i'm leaving.

- Wait, i have to talk to you.

What's up?

- You are hopeless with him.

- With whom?

with Jagger?

i don't think he is the guy for you.

How do you know?

did he talk about me?

did he tell you anything?

take it easy.

and even if you are not his type,

it's his problem.

Yaeli, everyone

would like to have you.

you smell so good.

Ofir!

what are you doing, are you crazy?

how could i forget?

You sleep with someone only for love..

are you nutts?

you have an ambush tonight,

go back to work!

hi.

Hi and bye, you can't stay here.

- i have to tell you something.

- it will have to wait.

- but I...

- Yaeli, you're in the way.

- what's wrong?

- something got into my eye.

let me check.

check it out.

sh*t!

- and now?

- the lens came out.

- Enough!

- It calms me down.

you are getting on my nerves.

what is it?

it used to belong to my mother,

it comes from hungary.

it's an hungarian play-station.

- ''Bamba'', the food of the gods.

- without the bag.

do you know how noisy it is?

- Leave her alone, how is she supposted to know?

- Boys, don't fight!

this is for you, open a big mouth.

and this is for you.

let's go.

give me few minutes

to fill the bag of good food.

there is no time, find your friend,

move your ass

and come to the car.

i'm waiting for you.

- we have to go.

- wait a sec, my lens dropped.

found it.

come on, Yoel is gettin nervous.

- Moment, let me say bye to Jagger.

- Ciao, honey.

lets go already Yael

i'll check on you all the time,

don't worry.

everything is going to be all right.

- it will be perfect.

- let's go.

how far is the village?

do you care to focus?

we checked it out

already a hundred times.

- you can never be sure enough.

- you're right.

tell me Yossi,

would you stay with me

if they would cut my leg?

could make it easier in some positions...

and if i'd burn my face

or i'd have one eye only?

- with or without the eye?

- with and without.

sort of ''The english patient''.

- i don't like hearing you talking this way.

- what's better?

- that it ill be injured like that, or die?

- enough!

and what if i die?

and what if i die without

you telling me today you love me?

and what if i die instead?

Sorry.

tell me something

about your moments of fear.

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