Yossi And Jagger Page #3

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it's easier

to take it in the ass...

Enough, someone could come in.

i was forgetting,

it is too gay for you.

let's see something more male-style.

i suck again an aubergine...

Grow up! What do you want from me?

i'm sorry that it's not easy for me, sorry

that i can't surprise you with a f***ing ring,

this is not f***ing american movie!

Yes sir.

No problem sir.

- Idiot!

- Sir, you wanna f*** with me sir?

- Listen.

No, you listen.

Next holiday we take 1 room

in the hotel,

with double bedroom,

king size or queen size,

i'm tired

of separated beds.

and when i leave, you'll meet

my mother, my father and my dog.

cause i'm tired, do you understand?

i'm really tired.

this is the deal,

i've never promised you anything,

or you accept this situation

or you get out of my life.

things will change very soon.

what is it this junk?

do you want to enlight

the road till damasco ?

sorry sir.

what's the problem?

jump.

I guess you didn't understand

that this is going to be a hot ambush.

you thought i was going to distribute

blankets and chocolate?

with hot ambush

i meant it's going to be cold

and this cause you are going to loose blood,

cause Samucha

enlightned us with the watch

and Sasi went out with the broken stretcher.

i know you are tired

and that not everyone

understand why we go out again,

but you don't have to know always everything.

i'm asking you to make an effort,

be professional

and be caeful.

because i have no intention

to meet your mothers soon.

not today, not tomorrow

maybe at your wedding

if you remember to invite me.

start couting yourself.

- One.

- Two...

Twelve and the last one.

we'll meet

in 15 minutes in that location

check again

your equipment.

Ofir, paint your face dark

- screw me and let's end it.

- what is your problem?

what's my problem?

It's since i've met you that everyone

say you are so cute

and you deserve everything.

you stick with Yossi

and you screw Yaeli

even if you don't care about her.

Instead i love her.

why are you laughing?

do you think you're better than me?

what is wrong with you?

Yaeli is cute, but i don't screw her

nor i plan to do it.

The soldiers are waiting for your orders,

Sir.

- Lior?

- What?

Nothing, forget about it.

what have i told you?

no news, good news.

this woman doesn't get laid because

his boyfriend is a soldier.

difficult for them to find intimacy.

she will find it when she will have

someone to screw with!

surely he gat laid somewhere else,

she shoudld do the same.

everybody do it.

let's say whose more manly?

Popay or plutu?

plutu.

- Plutu or Van Damme ?

- Plutu.

Salami with choccolate?

you don't know what you are missing,

it's a perfect combination!

Sure.

have you always been

so picky on tastes?

just since when i'm in the army.

it's a way

to put some order in my head.

to find a corner for me

in this sh*t.

Come on!

neither a little taste?

Check out the moon, it's so close!

- did you fall asleep?

- No.

so what did i say?

that you are in love because

he is beatiful as an angel and with good manners,

not an animal

as the other men

and that it seems that

he has something huge..

you dreamed about this!

Sharon Stone or Michelle Pfeiffer?

Pfeiffer.

Pfeiffer or Yaeli?

i saw the way you look at her.

she can go f*** herself,

i don't care anymore about her.

in 30 minutes its dawn.

Lior, did you hear me?

- did you hear me?

- i've heard.

- i'm sorry, i was concerned a little.

- a little?

it doesn't matter now, the important is

everyone is fine.

let the men retreat.

Helmet on the head, ispection.

In line.

Explosive!

Hold the fire!

anyone seen something?

he is shooting in the direction of the trees.

Stop the fire!

- See anything?

- No.

here Zambia 64, i've heard one

explotion in the point 65, what happened?

do you know anyting?

reply please.

shoot a rocket.

restart the count.

restart the count.

- One.

- Two.

- Three.

- Five, the four is missing.

- Restart.

- One.

- Two.

- Three.

- Who is the four?

- Jagger, Sir.

- Five, four is missing.

- Six, four is missing.

Eight,

four is missing, seven is wounded.

ten.

Samucha !

Eleven is here, keep on counting

Commannder, Yaniv lost the hand.

Adams, sanitary soldier!

Where is the sanitary soldier?

We are here, we set on a bomb

all night, there are wounded.

what happened?

How many wounded are there?

we have to evacuate, there are wounded,

we need to evacuate!

who are the wounded?

is Jagger ok?

i repeat, we have to evacuate

there are wounded,

we need an elichopper

Adams, don't worry,

it's going to be all right.

Hadad, Psycho!

- what do i have to do?

- Push here to stop the emorragy.

Lior, can you hear me?

are you ok? talk to me!

tell me where is the wound,

can't see nothing.

Elicchopper, here 65.

Do you recognize the point 6632?

The elichopper is arriving

i can hear it.

where is it ?

we are 100 meters far

from the landing point.

where does it hurts ?

tell me, so i can help you.

hold me tight.

Calm down, don't talk.

- do you love me?

- don't be an idiot, sure i do!

it's like an american movie,

a f***in american movie.

The elichopper is arriving

don't make her fall asleep.

Talk?

don't fall asleep,

think about the good things,

i'll come with you.

Queen size, i promise.

Lior, wake up!

can't feel the pulse anymore.

The elichopper is arriving

keep it up another while

they will take you to the hospital

i love you.

i think he is dead

Commander 65

here commander zambia

When do you evacuate ?

commander zambia, here commander 65

i have four wounded

my second is seriously wounded

we are waiting for the elichopper

and we are starting to evacuate

i went to meet Adams yesterday

he said they will give him

a medal.

- And Yaniv?

- E' vivo.

But he won't be able to prepare anymore

the sushi with the meat

Did you recover?

LiOR AMiCHAi

you coming?

Vardale, that's Yossi,

he was the Lior's commander.

thanks for coming.

he says that Lior was the best

second in command he ever had.

and everybody loved him,

all the soldiers.

Sit down.

Its true,

everybody loved Jagger

Sorry, loved Lior.

we called him Jagger

because he was like a rockstar

i loved him too

very much.

i tried to tell him

the day that everything happened.

i believe he also loved me

but he didn't have the time to tell me that.

it's funny,

all in a sudden i realize,

about how little i knew him.

we all were busy

with our things

who thought

that we were going to be short in time?

i don't know,he never talked

even when i asked him,

he has always been discreet.

i think about my son and i realize

that i know nothing about him.

i didn't know if he has a girlfriend,

i didn't know about you.

i realize not to know him

at all,

i neither know

which was his favourite movie

or his favourite song.

''Come''.

what did you say?

''Come'', by Rita,

it's the song he liked the most

he liked it

even changing the words.

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