You, Me and Dupree Page #3
No reason. Just want
to stay on top of stuff.
What do you mean "no reason"?
What happened?
No reason. I just want
in case there's an emergency,
which there probably
never will be.
I don't have time for this.
I'm...
I don't have time for this.
I'm at work. I got to go.
(WATER GURGLING)
You better
make some time for it
'cause we got
a little bit of a situation.
I didn't want to have to
say anything, but...
Carl?
Just stopped.
Where were we?
We were talking
about names, Carl.
How important they are.
Would you ever
consider letting
Molly keep her last name?
I mean, I know
it's a strange request
coming from a father-in-law,
but a man's name
is his legacy,
then the Thompson name
dies with me.
Well, there's lots
of Thompsons around,
aren't there?
Not in a direct line, Carl.
No, no, not in a direct line.
Well, what about our kids?
Children should have
the last name of the father,
don't you think?
You're having kids?
Well, not right now,
but eventually.
You know, in certain
Asian cultures, Carl,
the husband
takes the wife's name.
Wait a minute. You just said
a man's legacy is his name.
All right.
What about a hyphen?
A hyphen?
Yeah.
I could ask Molly,
but I don't think she...
Wait a minute. You mean me.
You mean
I'm supposed to hyphenate.
Well, then you can still use
your own name, only you'll be
hyphenating it. It's win-win.
With all due respect,
not for me it isn't, sir.
All right, forget it.
You're obviously upset
about it.
You know what,
I'm sorry I even
brought it up.
Let's keep focused
on your project.
Come on! Come on! Toshi,
what are you doing?
You gave him a meatball!
BOY:
Watch the car!We got him.
(HORN HONKING)
Throw it, throw it!
Did he touch the plate? He...
Oh, here we go.
The game just turned. Yes!
Carl Peterson,
third team honorable mention.
All-district, 1984.
We get Carl.
BOY:
No, we get him.Hey, what's going on?
There he is.
Hey, sweet heat.
Time to dust off
the old jockstrap.
This kid Dougie's been
killing us all afternoon.
We need your arm out there.
Let's go.
Dupree, I'd love to,
but I can't. I kind of
had a rough day.
And I better go in
and see Molly.
I like it.
Family first. Priorities.
Okay, he can't play.
We're gonna have to
do it ourselves.
Now listen, I want you to
brush him back here, okay?
What's a brushback?
really close to him.
Scare him a little bit,
but don't hit him
'cause he's bigger
than you.
But, Mr. Dupree,
I don't even play baseball.
I'm in the orchestra,
remember?
First of all, call me Dupree
'cause I'm your team-mate.
Second of all, so what
if you're in the orchestra.
So was Catfish Hunter.
Let's go. Let's go.
Here we go! Here we go!
Hey, batter, batter...
Hi! How was work?
It was fine.
Good fine? Bad fine?
Fine, fine.
You wouldn't believe
the response I'm getting
for my Career Day program.
And I saved a spot
for you on the 15th
if you're interested.
Yeah, of course.
I'll bring in some blueprints
and maybe even some models.
It'll be fun.
TOSHl:
No. Get away.DOUGIE:
You hit me!You hit me on purpose!
The kids'll really love it.
MAN:
No more fighting.Thank you, that's it!
Hey! Hey! Come on now!
Break it up. That's it!
(MUSIC PLAYING)
you've reached Dupree:
If this is in regards
to employment,
please be aware that my
Class Four driver's license
has expired,
and I am no longer willing
to work with asbestos:
I won't do it:
Can you believe that?
A little chin music
and the whole neighborhood
goes crazy.
It was like...
Oh, and for Carl and Molly,
press two:
Oh, I meant
to tell you about that.
I changed the
answering machine in case
I'm staying on top
of this job thing.
You guys are okay with that,
right?
We got to put the job first.
Well, Carl,
are we okay with that?
Molly. Molly, come on.
Nice.
HBO:
Simply the best:When did we get HBO?
Yeah, you saw that.
I upgraded us, and I'm
going to go halfsies on it
'cause I love it also.
You get it upstairs,
too.
I think you get
the Oxygen channel, too.
What? What are you doing?
What?
What do you want? Cinemax?
What do you hear?
What do you say?
MOLLY:
So, let me get thisstraight. I mean, he hijacks
our answering machine.
"Carl and Molly, press two."
Okay?
And then he decides,
"Hey, I'm sleeping
on the couch,
I mean, I don't know, Carl.
Am I wrong here?
Carl!
Molly, what do you want
me to do, whack the guy?
Look, I told Dupree
not to change anything
without asking,
and I gave him
a pair of pajamas.
Dupree's gonna
get the hang of this.
domesticated. He's like
the ape-man of Borneo.
Oh, so we're the lucky ones
who get to housebreak him?
No, you know what I mean,
honey.
I'm over it.
I finished
my thank-you notes today.
Do you need help
with your half?
No, no, no, I...
Candlesticks, bread maker,
Crock-Pot. I got them covered.
It's my final offer.
No, I got them covered.
(MOLLY EXCLAIMING)
Sorry to interrupt. Oh!
Damn it, Dupree!
What is this?
This is an emergency.
I'm sorry.
The downstairs crapper,
it's on the fritz again.
What do you mean,
"It's on the fritz"?
I don't know.
It's on the fritz.
Please tell me he's joking.
We might need some matches.
Does that
answer your question?
MOLLY:
Oh, God!Dupree! Oh, my God. I don't...
Carl! Carl!
Dupree! Dupree?
Yo!
Dupree, what you did
in our bathroom last night
was disgusting.
I know, I know.
Believe me.
I'm never eating
Buffalo wings again.
I don't care how much
I love them. I'm off them.
It's weird. I used to have
but not anymore.
Now, I made a little breakfast
for... Molly, great.
Come here.
Morning.
DUPREE:
Good morning.Right here. Let me get
this chair for you here.
Have a seat.
Breakfast is served.
Yes.
I believe Carl told me
you're a fan of
the banana pancake
and the soy macchiato.
One second.
DUPREE:
I wantthis to be perfect.
Did you tell him all this?
Here you go.
Soy macchiato.
Dupree, you really
didn't have to do all this.
Yes, I did have to do this.
Look, I know I got off
on the wrong foot,
and I just want you both
to know that I really
appreciate this.
And I'm grateful.
I don't know
what to say, but...
Don't say anything.
Just accept my apology
and enjoy this feast.
I'm off to a very promising
job interview
which explains
my natty attire.
Wish me luck. Goodbye.
CARL:
Good luck.Go get them, tiger!
I will. Thank you.
Off like a prom dress.
MANAGER:
So, why don't youdescribe yourself, Mr. Dupree.
I'm a people person.
Very personable.
I absolutely insist
on enjoying life.
Not so task-oriented.
I'm not a workhorse.
If you're looking
for a Clydesdale,
I'm probably not your man.
Like, I don't live to work.
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