You, Me and Dupree Page #4
It's more the other way
around. I work to live.
Incidentally, what's
Yeah, we work.
Really?
The guy discovered
the New World.
I'm afraid to even ask
You have a call waiting
on line:
::Hey, we tried. Right?
Thanks a lot. Yeah.
I'm gonna keep my rsum.
Excuse me.
You've got to lean into it
and commit to it.
That's the way.
You get hurt if you're afraid.
And if you time it
just right, then you both...
There he goes. Come down.
You guys got to
get a rhythm going.
Come on.
Here, watch me. See, I'm just
running down the ramp.
It's actually harder
than on a skateboard.
There we go.
Speed's your friend. Hold on.
Yeah, come down. Go.
You see how he's timing it?
And then he pops it up? Go!
Yes! Go! One more time.
So,
what's going on over here?
Carl, check out this badass
skate ramp I had Aaron's dad
build for us.
Hey, man, I was just
telling these guys how we used
to tear it up back in the day.
Yep! Pretty good.
Hey, I got an idea.
What do you say we put on
Throw down some one-wheelers.
Make it rain out here.
Come on. For a second.
BOY 1:
Yeah,let's see what you got.
BOY 2:
Yeah,show us something.
Okay, give me a board.
Yes! Carl!
Step aside, guys.
Honey, I need some help.
CARL:
Yep,just like back in the day.
DUPREE:
Nice!CARL:
Let's show themhow we used to do it.
DUPREE:
Step aside.Step aside.
(BOTH EXHALING)
Well, no one ever said
we were gonna live forever.
Let's go.
Carl! Carl,
what are you doing?
What's it look like
he's doing? He's getting
ready to rip it up.
Relax, Molly.
This is only gonna
take a second.
BOY:
Come on, Dupree!Say when.
When!
Yeah!
(CARL GROANING)
(SHOUTING)
DUPREE:
Oh, I'm racked!Carl!
Oh, I racked
my little Duprees.
When was the last time
you were even on a skateboard?
Oh.
For a second there
we almost had it back.
CARL:
Yeah.CARL:
What is this?Are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me?
Is this some kind of a joke?
Carl,
Thompson wanted more units.
Thought it would work better
as a wraparound.
Wraparound.
Mesa Vista
is not a wraparound.
Hasta maana, Paco.
Good night, boss.
Look, Mr. Thompson.
Hey. You see
the preliminaries?
Yeah, I did, and
it's completely different
than my original proposal.
God damn it, Carl.
Will you stop fighting this?
People buy homes.
Let the government
pay for the parks.
That's why we have taxes.
The Oaks at Mesa Vista
is a money train.
You wanna be on it?
Yeah, I'm on it.
Money train.
I'll give you a money train.
(TV PLAYING)
DUPREE:
Right there! Right there!
NEIL:
Please, please, please!No, he didn't go over!
No! No! Why?
He didn't make it, man.
Carl! Welcome home!
Come here, buddy!
We got one for you.
DUPREE:
Get a beer for him.What are you guys doing?
We're watching the game.
Yeah, I can see that.
Hey, guys!
Please, shut the hell up
for two seconds
'cause it's
fourth and inches.
Please, just shut up.
You shut up!
NEIL:
It's fourth and inches!Why don't you watch it
in your house?
I can't have friends
over on weeknights
and you know that.
Grow a sac.
It's not my problem, Neil.
Take it up with Annie.
Time for the lion tamer.
Yeah, well, I can't
talk to him like this.
What's going on?
You all right?
Yeah. I'm fine.
God, I've been
watching you lately, man,
the hours, but you got
to find some balance.
Find a little Carl time.
You know what I'm saying?
Carl time.
First down, Cougars:
Now Washington State:::
You're right.
Carl time.
Come here.
Molly's got the
Back to School
thing tonight.
We got the house
to ourselves for a while.
Let's watch the game.
Let your hair down.
Let your hair down.
I mean...
You think I've been
overdoing it
with the work thing?
I know you've been
overdoing it.
Yeah. Shake it loose, huh?
Just live a little, man.
Just live a little.
Yeah. You know,
maybe I ought to
make my nachos.
Nice!
Yes!
Carl time!
NEIL:
Nachos, Carl nachosare in my belly.
CARL:
Hey, Neil,turn up the volume.
Okay. Yeah, yeah.
You know who else loves
Carl's nachos is Eddie.
Give him a call.
I already did.
Carl, soup them up, man!
Make them spicy!
Okay, guys.
This is it. This is it.
Come on. Just come on.
Please. Please, God!
Send everybody!
Send everybody!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Damn!
DUPREE:
No, no.NEIL:
No, no.No!
No, no!
No! No!
No!
Yes!
What did I tell you?
That's what I'm saying!
Congratulations, idiots.
Congratulations, guys.
Very good.
Fifty pushups, f*ggot.
Fifty pushups.
I'm not giving you
any pushups.
That was the deal.
Fine. Okay? Enjoy it.
ALL:
One, two...He has a condition.
ALL:
...three, four.That's right!
I have a condition.
Come on!
NEIL:
I have a gamey colon,and it gets spastic
and spasms.
CARL:
You don't have a condition.
Carl. Carl! Neil,
shut up! Carl.
I didn't read that.
Mark, what? What is it, Mark?
Molly.
Hi.
Oh, hey, Molly.
(BLENDER WHIRRING)
CARL:
You're home early.Really?
I just invited
some of the guys over
Figured it was just a
little time to loosen up.
A little Carl time.
(WHOOPING)
Me gusta margarita!
Hola, Dupree.
Hola, Molly.
ALL:
Charlie.Brilliant.
CHARLIE:
Sorry.We should go.
You guys want to go?
Yeah, let's get out of here.
That's a good idea.
Let's go to Larry's.
Let's get out of here.
Let it go. Let it go.
CHARLIE:
What'd I dowith my tie?
Let's go.
Bye.
Sorry, I ashed on your floor.
Great.
Take that tie off your head.
I'll bring this back tomorrow.
I'll give it to Carl
at the office.
So, don't tell Annie
I was here. And if you do,
don't...
Just don't tell her that
I asked you not to...
Get out, Neil.
Out!
Okay. I'll just go.
I know what you're thinking,
Molly.
But we were gonna have
this rug shampooed.
I promise you.
Oh, and look. Look at that.
It's my grandmother's
silver cheese platter.
You used it to serve nachos.
Well,
nachos have cheese in them.
Let me just start
cleaning up some of...
Dupree, please stop.
(DOORBELL RINGING)
Somebody arriving
late for the party.
The party... Game's over!
Go away! The party's over!
(DOORBELL RINGING)
Party... Molly,
for the love of God! Please!
some bad boys in here.
There were, but they left.
PLAYING)
You know, Carl, I...
pretty cool about this
whole situation,
and I hate having
this conversation with you.
But this is not exactly
how I pictured us
getting started.
I know.
Look, Dupree's got to go.
No. It's not about
kicking Dupree out.
It's just that you said
it was gonna be
a couple of days.
Look, Molly.
He's my best friend.
Somehow I feel
responsible for him.
Then maybe it's time
to start prioritizing
your responsibilities.
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