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You haven't aged at all.

- Oh, well...

- She looks computer-generated.

- Ben.

- Thank you. You must be Ben.

You know, I have something

that I think you will like.

Fallout Four? This doesn't

even come out until the summer!

- What do you say, young man?

- Thank you!

Oh!

I cannot wait to go play this!

I got... I gotta go!

Have fun.

Oh, and Marni.

You know, I think I have the right size.

- Is this Brian Reyes?

- Brian who?

And this is from his new collection?

'Cause I thought

that it was pre-sold out.

Brian is a doll.

He always stays at my hotels.

He always stays at the Sullenger.

You own the Sullenger Hotel?

The Sullenger Group.

Actually, we now own 14 properties.

I can't believe it myself.

I can't believe

that my mom didn't tell me

that she was friends with one of

Forbes' 100 most powerful women.

Please, that silly list

changes all the time.

Yeah, but you've been on it

for, like, ten years.

Eleven. But, you know,

what's most important to me

is that when someone stays at my hotel,

they feel right at home.

"Like home but better," I always say.

Which reminds me...

You two have worked

so hard on this wedding.

It would mean so much to me if you would

spend a week at any one of my resorts.

Bali, Maui, Paris.

- Are you? Yes!

- No. No.

- Yes.

- I insist.

Now, Ramona, you know

you did not have to do all this.

You've already done

so much for the wedding.

Do you think I'm trying

to buy people's affection?

- Did it work?

- Yeah!

This is so exciting. I mean, doesn't

it feel like we're already family?

Let's notjust stand here.

Come on in, family!

Put your feet up.

Have a drink, Ramona.

I think we've got

some French champagne.

There are cowbells on every door,

and we have no beds.

I have 400 beds stranded

somewhere in the Indian Ocean.

I mean, it's still beautiful.

It's Switzerland.

- I love Switzerland.

- You've never been to Switzerland.

Yeah, but I love chocolate.

I love cheese. I love clocks!

Well, then we all have to

spend some time at my new place.

- How about Christmas in Gstaad?

- Yes!

- We can take the jet.

- Count me in.

No way! You own your own plane?

Oh, darling,

sometimes I think it owns me.

I am on it non-stop just flitting

from one continent to the next.

Not to mention all the

back-and-forth with my divorce.

Michael and I have been

in litigation 14 months.

We were only married for seven, so...

Ramona, I'm sorry.

That must be so difficult.

Yeah, it is, but, you know,

it's nothing that a delicious piece

ofwhatever this is can't fix.

Oh, Mark has been doing

this kind of program that...

"As the eyes are the

window to the stomach...

so shall we pull the curtain".

How did you know that?

I had no idea the Yamaguchi Diet

had come to the States!

- I simply swear by it!

- Me, too!

Oh!

Hello. Hello, darling.

Georgia King, the wedding planner.

Geor... Georgia King

is the wedding planner?

She is like Southern royalty.

Every single one of our clients

wants her to do their wedding.

Thank you, darling.

Look at these two.

You guys are so adorable.

Gail, doesn't thatjust take you

right back to when you were young?

You know, your mother may not have

told you this, but back in high school,

- she was quite the superstar.

- Oh, no, she told us. I mean, we know.

- I... was hardly a superstar.

- Oh, you were a supernova.

Every girl wanted

to be just like your mother.

She was prom queen. She was

homecoming queen. Cheerleading captain.

Well, not all at the same time.

Wait. You were cheerleading

captain at Ridgefield?

Mm-hmm. My senior year, I was varsity.

- Me, too!

- Joanna!

I was cheerleading captain

at Ridgefield!

How come I didn't know that?

Joanna, have you ever heard of the...

Byer Flyer?

Well, yeah, I mean, it's the

signature move of the varsity squad.

Yeah?

You were the "Byer" in the Byer Flyer?

I mean, I originated the move.

Oh, my gosh! Your mother is a legend!

Oh, I'm not a legend. I'm not a legend.

- Gator Power. Let's do it!

- Oh, no, no. They still do it?

- Go, Gators! Go, go, go, Gators!

- I haven't done it in 30 years!

Dad, can I please

borrow your blindfold?

- Come on! Go, go, Gators!

- Get in line.

Go, go, go, Gators! Go, go, go, Gators!

No, I haven't done it

in such a long time!

- Go, go, go, Gators!

- Go, go, Gators! Go, go, go, Gators!

Ready? OK!

Ridgefield Gators are out tonight.

We're gonna dribble

and fight, fight, fight!

- Yeah!

- Snap those jaws, let's begin.

Ridgefield Gators gonna win, win, win!

Go... Gators!

- Unbelievable!

- I haven't done that in 30 years!

- Oh!

- Boy, the two of you together again.

Must feel like you're

right back at Ridgefield High.

Oh, yes, it feels...

just like old times.

- Whoo! Gator Power!

- Mom!

- Yeah!

- Whoo!

- All I want is an apology.

- You can't prove it was me.

I suppose I should

commend Joanna for changing her life

and just do what Mom says

and forget about it and move on.

Yeah. You know, that's probably a good

idea. I mean, you two are roommates now.

Ben!

- Thank you.

- Let me help you.

How gallant.

You know, Joanna is my

only family now, and...

...it's been hard to imagine this

wedding without her parents here.

- Of course.

- So it means the world to me to be able

to share it with you

and your beautiful family.

It means a lot to us, too.

- Good night.

- Good night, Ramona.

- Well, that was normal. Right?

- Yeah. You seem surprised.

- You two were friends, weren't you?

- Yeah, we were best friends.

Yeah, all the way

through grade school,

and then we were close in high school.

Right up until our senior prom, and...

...then she... she kind of

had a little breakdown,

and something happened, and I...

She said she never

wanted to see me again.

I don't know what happened, really.

Honey, it was...

That's a long time ago.

And you always say

everyone deserves a second chance.

So stop worrying about it.

You honestly don't

remember me from high school?

Uh...

No, I... I'm so sorry.

High school was such a blur.

Please don't take it personally.

Slumber party!

Oh, look at you two.

Now, I'm not interrupting

any pillow fights, am I?

- Not yet.

- I just came to say goodnight

to my lady.

- My favorite!

- Yeah?

- Does that smell good?

- Don't you just love this?

I'll give you two a minute.

Wow. Love what

you've done with the place.

Oh, my curtains!

Did you know I made those from scratch?

Uh, yeah. I thought you said

you were going to bed.

My room is a little crowded right now.

I thought I would just hang up here

with you, if that's cool.

Yeah. It's cool.

Thanks.

I thought you said his sister was hot.

Oh, I accept.

- Mark, do you remember Denmark?

- Of course I do.

- Yeah.

- I was there.

I know. Do you remember

the room service?

No, I really don't.

- Hey! Good morning, sunshine.

- Hey.

Oh, Coco Puff, there's my boy!

Coco Puff, no!

We do not growl at guests.

I am so sorry. He'll warm up to you.

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