You Again Page #4

He probably just doesn't recognize you.

Yeah. I get that a lot.

Check it out, Marni. The Hawaii trip.

Remember when you got nailed

in the face by that baby octopus.

You were like...

It wouldn't come off!

She was so sad. She was so brave,

though. She was so brave.

- Let's turn the page.

- Um, hello, we need to go right now

because we have a lot to do

before our dance lesson.

- Dance lesson?

- If the bride and groom want dancing,

we're gonna give them dancing. Hey!

That means you need

to pick up Grandma.

Oh, honey, she can't wait to see you.

- Come on, Coco. Let's go.

- She really can't.

That was all she would talk about

the other day at the mall, Marni.

You go shopping with our grandma?

Oh, yeah. Bunny and I,

we're like sorority sisters.

All right, ladies, come on. We're

wastin' time. Let's go. Let's do it.

Yes!

I'm so excited about our dance.

Come on, Marni. Chop-chop.

Marni, seriously, don't worry about it.

You'll have plenty of time to wash up

before my bridal shower this afternoon.

So, Will, how'd you pop the question?

I... I proposed in

the tree house, actually.

- Our tree house?

- Uh-huh.

It's my wedding gift to Joanna.

I'm having it moved from

Mom and Dad's to our new place,

- once it's finally built.

- You're moving the tree?

You can't move the tree house, Will.

You and I built that with Dad

with our bare hands.

- That's like Olsen family history.

- OK, Marni, how about

when you come in town,

you can come visit it at our place.

OK? How's that?

Honey, our song! It's fate.

Oh!

Stop!

Sorry. I thought that

plastic bag was a kitten.

- What?

- Check it out. Ridgefield High.

So many... fond memories.

But, you know,

if I knew then what I know now,

I would've done a lot

of things differently.

How about you, Joanna? Any regrets?

Well, actually, yeah.

I mean, if I could start

all over, I would probably

get a head start on my community service

and charitable outreach programs.

Huh.

I would've had a boyfriend. You probably

had lots of boyfriends, right, Joanna?

- No, I wouldn't say "lots".

- I heard that one of the cheerleaders

had a different boyfriend

in each school in the district,

and that when she'd bleed one dry,

she'd just move on to the next one.

Hey, Joanna, you were

on the cheerleading squad.

Do you remember who that was?

- What's your point, Marni?

- No point.

Just wondered if she remembered who

this low self-esteem gold-digger was.

I heard she even dated the Wilson

High School principal for a while.

She did not!

I mean, that's just a rumor I heard

that Judy Karbash made up

because she was jealous

of said cheerleader.

Do you guys mind

if I change the music?

Love this song!

Don't you guys just love this song?

Joanna!

I said, "'Cougar? ' I'm old enough

to be your grandmother!"

Well, we better get going ifwe wanna

make it on time for our dance lesson.

Bunny, can I help you get ready?

- That would be delightful.

- OK.

You know what? You've done enough.

I'll help her get ready.

Don't be silly. I'm happy

to help Grandma Bunny.

Well, she's my Grandma Bunny, by blood.

I've got this.

They're fighting over me.

So, Grandma, is there

anything I can help you with?

Here, dear. They were a little loose.

We can't have them

falling out on the dance floor.

- I don't think... I don't know how.

- They're just dentures! Get over it.

Now, and be sure and press hard, dear.

We need a tight seal.

I might be kissing later.

Oh!

- OK.

- There we go. OK.

- Oh, seriously?

- Oh, dear!

I can fix that.

- Now, hold still.

- Grandma, no!

I really gotta give you credit.

You've got this whole good girl act

- down to a T, don't you?

- Excuse me?

You even had me believing

that you didn't remember who I was.

But We Are The Champions?

You really showed your true colors,

didn't you, JJ?

Joanna.

Tim!

Oh... Tim!

- Wow! You look well!

- Thank you.

Thank you for saying that. You... Wow.

I wasn't expecting to see you.

What... how...

Well, you look...

You changed your hair.

No, I didn't, but Tim, this is Will,

Marni and Grandma Bunny.

- We go way back.

- Way back. Seattle Space Needle.

It was really great seeing you.

- Oh, my gosh.

- It's awesome.

I mean, but, unfortunately,

we've gotta get going. So...

We don't need to rush. They're

not gonna start without you guys.

Let's talk to Tim

and hear about way back.

What is your phone number? Someone

keeps blocking your number on my phone.

- I think it's a glitch.

- It's 555-0172.

That's my cell. I'm also on Facebook.

And the Twitter.

What about you, Joanna? Do you Twitter?

Can we Twitter together?

You wanna, maybe... I have a pool.

- You wanna catch a movie sometime?

- Oh, uh...

Tim, Will and I are getting married.

- I hadn't heard about this.

- Yup, this Saturday.

- This Saturday?

- Hm-hm.

That is great!

That is so soon for a marriage.

That is so soon. Lovebirds.

That is great.

Gotta give you one of these, then.

Married to... And you're

sure that's this Saturday?

Hey, man. Keep it real.

And you got a terrific girl here. Move.

Bye, Tim. Call me!

That was awkward.

We dated in college.

Long story. Right.

We're not gonna go into that.

- Let's go dance!

- You guys dated?

Oh! Here they are. Hi!

It's happening! Marni!

Did you get a haircut?

You did. Let me see!

It's, um... It's cute.

It's cute, bangs. You haven't

had bangs since high school.

- I know.

- It's cute. How was Grandma's?

It was fun... when Grandma wasn't

fawning all over her new BFF, Joanna.

Honey. Your grandma loves you.

Don't turn everything

into a competition.

Hola, everyone! I am so sorry I'm late.

Oh, look at this!

Oh, Gail, when was the

last time we danced together?

Could it have been... prom?

Um...

Is that what you're wearing?

- Yes. Why?

- You know what I love

about your look is it's so... sporty.

- Thank you.

- So American.

Ooh!

Ladies and gentlemen,

your wedding extraordinator,

Miss Georgia King!

Hi!

Whack!

Oh!

Heart!

- Brava.

- Yes!

Oh... Bonjour. Guten tag. Hola.

Aloha. Konichiwa.

Hi, y'all. I'm Georgia King.

And I am your wedding extraordinator.

And this lovely man

to my right is the owner

of this Off-Broadway dance studio,

and my personal helper, Timothy.

- Oh, look, it's Tim!

- I want you to think of me

as the engine room to your Love Boat.

And our first "port of call"

is the crucial wedding dance.

Now, since Will and Joanna first

said "I love you" at the Mardi Gras,

I have choreographed a Brazilian

Carnival Lambada dance number.

Now, this dance number is

the forbidden dance that bestows

good luck and fertility

on the happy couple.

And now, I'm gonna teach it to all

y'all. Do you get what I'm sayin'?

All right! Let's get this party started!

Oh, Marni! I'm so sorry.

We were expecting more people.

It's fine. Don't worry about it.

- Olsen!

- Charlie! You made it!

Hey, I'm sorry I'm late.

The flight was delayed...

Don't even worry about it.

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