You Again Page #5

Marni, you remember Charlie, right?

Uh... sorta.

Come here, you!

Come here, man.

- Hey!

- Hey.

- Oh...

- Good to see you.

- You, too.

- Hi!

Marni! Ah!

Wow. You look... grown-up!

That's what I did. Couldn't stop it.

At last!

For every lovely lady,

there is a gentleman.

Marcie, I want you

to dance with Charlie.

And, you two, I want you to work

on that bride and groom dance.

Right over there.

I'm gonna come help you.

Just right that way, that's it.

Remember, you're a swan. Long neck.

You might wanna bend

your knees a little bit there.

It's... it's the Lambada,

not the foxtrot.

- Oh, OK.

- He's acting like it's a foxtrot.

So, what am I doing?

Uh, I'll just teach you what we learned.

It's... your left hand,

foot, goes... forward,

together, back and together.

Forward and together,

back and together.

Don't be intimidated.

I've had two hours more practice.

Oh, OK. Thank you.

Mind if I drive for a while?

I mean, what is she trying to prove?

- Well, if I had her body...

- You'd what?

I'd shut my mouth before

the next stupid thing comes out.

Don't try this at home.

It's strictly for professionals.

Roar!

Right and left, and right and left.

- Wee!

- Wait!

Wee!

Bang, bang!

Oh, forget this. Mark, "Byer Flyer,"

on my count. Spot me.

- What?

- Tim!

- You ready?

- No!

Two scoops of crazy

with a side of coo-coo-cachoo.

I guess this means

you didn't get your apology, huh?

I don't think there's

gonna be an apology.

But she remembers me.

Oh, yeah, and this is all

just part of her little act.

Everybody loves a good story, and

that's exactly what she's giving 'em.

She has got Will totally brainwashed.

Come on, Marni.

Don't you think you're overreacting?

He's giving her the tree house.

What?

Ben! I need to leave a little early

for baseball practice.

I'm gonna run by Ramona's hotel!

We'll leave in about five minutes, OK?

We gotta save him, Benny.

Will has protected us his entire life.

- Now, it's our turn to protect him.

- What are we supposed to do, Marni?

He's getting married in,

like, 48 hours.

Ben. Ben. In PR, 48 hours is a lifetime.

All we have to do

is isolate the problem,

calculate a plan

and institute a solution.

We gotta get him alone.

Hey, Will. What are you doing right now?

Can I talk to you?

Actually, can it wait?

Because Joanna's gonna be back soon,

- and I wanna sneak in a quick run here.

- No way!

I was just thinking that... that I need

to sneak in a run. I'll come with you.

Yeah, OK, great, Marn,

but I'm warning you,

I'm training for a marathon.

Five miles OK?

Uh... This is so weird.

It's like we're twins!

I'm actually training for a triathlon,

which is a little bit harder,

but five miles is perfect.

- Charlie! Are you ready?

- Charlie?

- You all right?

- Oh, yeah.

No, I'm just stretching my hamstrings,

you know. Safety first.

There's someone at the door.

Hold on.

- Hi.

- Hi.

Ramona, I'm sorry

to just sort of barge in.

I just, I was kind of hoping...

Do you have a minute?

- Oh, yes, absolutely. Come in.

- Wonderful. Thanks.

- I'm on the phone.

- Oh, you know what?

I need to use the restroom.

It was a long drive.

It's, um...

up the stairs and to the left.

Wow. OK.

Hi. Sorry, Will's mother...

No! No! No.

No!

No!

Oh, come on.

Well, your lawyer has the paperwork,

so, um... that's that.

Ramona?

Is everything OK?

Oh, yes.

You know, Ridgefield gives me

such terrible allergies.

Did you take a shower?

Yes. Yes, I did.

I did. I did.

I hope you don't mind. I...

Really I just came by because...

...I believe in closure.

And I just wanted to come by here

and tell you that

whatever happened between us

is in the past,

and as far as I'm concerned...

...it's over.

Well, I appreciate that.

Good for you, Gail. Brava.

So we're good, right? We're...

- Is that good?

- Yes.

Good.

Oh! Um...

I should take that, so...

Thanks for stopping by and...

- See you later.

- Alligator.

Yes.

Sven? Guten tag. How are you?

- How you holding up, champ?

- Oh, great!

I love it. I love running!

Hey, Will. Earlier, at the house,

I wanted to talk to you about Joanna.

Actually, I'm glad

you're bringing this up.

- You are? Good.

- Yeah, sure. I mean, Marn,

- how can we not talk about this, right?

- Right! Because

she's notjust marrying you,

Will, she's marrying all of us.

- We all have to put up with her.

- But I couldn't do it

unless I knew I had

your support on this thing.

In that case, Will, William...

- Cramp!

- I know what you're about to say,

and it means the world to me

that you'd actually open up your heart

and bring her into

our family like that. Seriously.

What's going on, kids? I thought

we were training for a marathon.

- Charlie!

- Hey, you cool with this pace, Marni?

- Yeah!

- You sure?

- Oh, yeah. It's good.

- In that case,

- what do you say we sprint to the end!

- Let's do it.

- Yeah? Let's go!

- Yeah? Yeah...

Whoo! Come on!

Whoo!

Maybe I'll give you guys a head start.

Come on, honey, come on.

Here, sit here.

- Watch my carpet.

- Ow! Make the burning stop!

I'll get Marni one of my back pills.

One of those babies,

- she'll be able to taste sunlight.

- Ew, gross!

- Go get me my rag bag.

- Marni, what happened to you?

- Uh, I took a shortcut.

- Through a woodchipper?

No, through an ant bed.

- I knew we shouldn't have left her.

- Oh, Charlie. You're here.

I'm here, actually.

Blurred vision. That can't be good.

No. Ants carried away her contacts.

- What kind of ants were they?

- I forgot to ask them,

but I will next time. And, really, this

is not a big deal, you guys. I'm fine.

She's not. The bad news

is she hurt her leg.

The good news is she can't

feel it 'cause of the ant bites.

Mom, stop being so dramatic. It's not...

Ah!

- That did not sound good.

- Uh, you know what?

That was completely my fault.

I shouldn't have been standing here.

- I'm sorry. I can take care of these...

- No, no, no, no...

OK,

I'm actually gonna

get you to a safety zone.

That looked like it hurts.

You guys will not believe

whatjust happened. I think my...

- So itchy everywhere!

- What is going on?

- Marni fell into an ant bed.

- Oh, no.

Well, with this many bites,

she could go into anaphylactic shock.

- You're the nurse. What should we do?

- We need lard. Stat!

- I need lard, stat!

- Who are you talking to?

There you go. Get her, Coco!

Get her, Coco!

Honey, stop with the picking.

You look fine.

How lucky for me, that you kept

my glasses from tenth grade.

Well, I can't get your contacts

until tomorrow morning.

I thought you'd like to see.

Look at them, Mom!

They look like pimples!

And my bangs? It's literally like

nothing has changed since high school.

Marni, I know.

But they're just ant bites,

and they will go away.

And, before you know it,

everything's gonna be fine,

and you're gonna live

happily ever after.

"Happily ever after"

is in fairy tales, Mom.

High school was a horror movie.

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