You Again Page #6

This weekend is the sequel.

It's times like this

that I like to then go back...

Mom, do you always have to offer up

some sweet little perfect

nugget of self-help advice?

Because I'm just

really not in the mood.

Well, someday you're gonna

appreciate my wisdom.

Marni, being a mom is hard.

There is no rule book.

Every day, you wake up and hope...

You have to trust your instincts and

hope you're not messing up your kids.

It's a lot of pressure. And I feel a

profound sense of responsibility that...

...that everything I do greatly affects

you and your brothers' lives.

And that's why I want you to know

that what I'm about to do is deeply,

deeply... wrong!

- Mom, what are you doing?

- Oh, you know I hate being late!

Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!

Yes! Whoo-hoo!

Bonjour, guten tag, hola,

aloha, konichiwa! Hi, y'all.

Welcome to Joanna's bridal shower.

Now, listen, ladies.

Will and Joanna first met on the beach.

So it seems only fitting that we begin

their wedding story in a sea of love.

Viva la romance. Enjoy it, enjoy it.

A little over the top. I'm gonna

just check on your grandma, OK?

- OK.

- You OK?

- Yep.

- All right. Hi, Mom.

Oh! Marni, there you are!

I was getting worried.

Girls, girls,

this is Will's sister, Marni.

She actually graduated

from Ridgefield High with us.

Oh, right. I remember you.

We were in... homeroom together.

History, fifth period, Mrs. Barker.

But who's keeping track?

So when are you guys due?

August 23rd.

Wow. Is that such a weird coincidence?

Oh, no, no. We planned it in college.

Oh, you're serious.

And Joanna won't be far behind.

- Oh...

- You know you will!

Stop talking about my stomach!

So, how about you, Marni?

Any little ones?

Uh...

Not that I know of.

And now I'd like to give

a special thanks to my bridesmaids.

Thank you, for staying by my side

this weekeend.

Here's just a small token

of my appreciation.

- That is so sweet.

- Oh, so sweet.

I will cherish this forever.

I hope you like it.

I told your mother Olivia

was a terrible middle name.

Grandma, does it ever get any easier?

- What, dear?

- This!

- Life, everything.

- Marni, don't let the way

those girls treated you bring you down.

We are our experiences.

That terrible time made you

the woman you are today.

You're right.

You're absolutely right, Grandma.

I'll be right back.

- Amuse-bouche?

- Not since college.

Hey, sis. Isn't this a blast?

Look, sis,

I've had enough of this game.

You can make this

real easy on yourself.

All you have to do is apologize.

If you apologize, I'll keep

my mouth shut about everything.

Fine. Sorry.

That's it? That...

That's your big apology?

All right.

Well, you've made your trundle.

Maybe Will should lie in it

and hear a few of the details.

I'd think very carefully

before I did anything crazy, sis.

Who do you honestly think

your brother will believe?

No. Hm-hm.

You're not doing this to me again.

I am not the same four-eyed,

acne-covered girl

you pushed around in high school.

Really? Have you taken

a look in the mirror lately?

I gotta admit, the first

few rounds went to Joanna.

She played some very good hands.

Very good. But I'm glad.

It made me realize that we have to step

it up, take it to a whole new level.

Whoa. "We?"

No, she's your arch nemesis.

I'm not gonna be a part

of your evil plan.

- I'll give you 20 bucks.

- Done.

Will may not believe his own sister,

but I think he'll have a hard time

not believing his own eyes.

Start digging.

Hey, where is Mom?

It's getting kind of late.

She said she got tied up in town.

I'm sure she's on her way.

Well, with the way she drives,

she'll be here in a second.

- She drives like a maniac.

- I know.

We're co-hosting this party.

She's got to be here any minute.

She will.

Honey, you look amazing!

Stay right there.

Wow! Mom, you look great.

Thank you.

Hey!

Thank you.

Sadly, my dress was ruined, and I had to

find a replacement on very short notice.

Quick, somebody call Us Weekly.

Let's find out "Who Wore It Best?"

Joanna!

- You look divine!

- Aw, thank you.

Hi, guys.

I'm sorry. What is he doing here?

Who?

- Sausages.

- Oh!

Look, I hope you guys

don't mind that I invited Tim.

Yeah, well, I sorta do.

It's just, it's so awkward

to come to these things alone,

and you said that you and Tim

were never serious,

so I figured that

it wouldn't be a big deal.

I thought...

You know what? You're right.

I should have asked. I'm sorry.

Um... I'll go ask Tim to leave.

And that... That will be fine.

You know what? I don't really care.

It's... I'm used to...

...being the solo girl, so it's...

Marni, you don't have to ask him

to leave. I mean, Tim can stay.

- It's not that big of a deal.

- Really?

You know, I... I will be right back.

- Thank you.

- No biggie.

- Hi.

- Hey.

- Let's move that.

- I think that's mine.

- Shh-shh... Danger...

- It goes to the right.

- Danger... Ooh, sharp.

- Danger...

- Yes. What are you doing?

- Yes.

I'm just... I'm creating

a safe zone for you.

Oh, for me? I won't! I'm not gonna...

- I'm... I'm totally safe, I promise.

- You won't what?

Safe? Ah. My lip,

my head and my big toe

would beg to differ with that statement.

There is nothing safe about you, Olsen.

- I got you three times?

- Three times.

- I'm so embarrassed.

- One time was my big toe,

- my favorite feature on my body.

- Oh, no.

- You have so much flesh on it.

- It still hurts, to be honest. I know.

It is the big one.

Uh-oh.

I believe this seat is reserved for Tim.

Are you a Tim?

- No.

- Yeah, it's a wedding.

You have to sit in the seats

that they reserve for you.

It's not like a

normal restaurant or anything.

- That's my seat, so...

- Yeah. Sorry.

Um...

- Yeah.

- I have a drink, so you should...

- I'm gonna head over to this table.

- OK, I'll...

- I'm a "Charlie," by the way.

- I don't know where the Charlies are.

It's not my responsibility.

I'll be with the Charlies,

if you need me.

I'll come to over to... after.

Wow. Uh, thanks, Tim.

What is it?

- It's an umbrella drink.

- I see that.

Joanna and I went to Cancun once.

What are you doing

over here all by yourself?

Oh, nothing.

Just missing Mom and Dad.

I still can't believe

they aren't here for this.

I mean, I always thought Daddy

would walk me down the aisle.

I know, sweetheart. I miss them, too.

Anything else bothering you?

- Aunt Mona...

- Yeah?

Have you ever done something

you wish you could take back?

My last two marriages.

And I'm starting

to rethink these heels.

Why?

I made a mistake.

Big, big mistake, and I...

I don't... I don't

know what to do about it.

You're human, Joanna.

Making mistakes is part ofwhat we do.

It's how we go about

fixing them that matters.

I know that whatever you do,

it will be the right thing. OK?

I'm so proud of you.

And I know your parents are, too.

Yeah, I'm not so sure about that.

Bonsoir, guten abend,

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