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buenas noches, shalom, konbanwa...

...good evening. I'm Georgia King!

Will, I have a big

surprise for the groom.

Tomorrow, you and Joanna

are going to give yourselves

to one another through wedding vows.

But tonight, Joanna is going

to pledge herself to you...

Honey, what are they doing?

I'm frightened.

Hi.

This is for you, Will.

I love you so much, baby.

Aw...

You have got to be kidding me.

Finally, something she can't do.

Forget this!

- Wow!

- What's this?

Whoo!

. My girls are wicked, wicked

We're slammin' and we're jammin'

. So kick it, kick it

This bride is feelin' butterflies inside

. Can't be denied

I'll make 'em bow, make 'em wow

. It's my wedding day

Kiss my man

. Throw some rice

And a big buffet

. From now on

we're gonna live so happily

. My way'll make you J-U-M-P

Check it out

. Homies want a man

but there's no man like mine

I cannot believe my brother

is falling for this.

. He's a miggida-miggida-miggida

miggida mac daddy

Oh, honey, this is not my first

barbecue, rodeo or canoe trip.

I know true love when I see it,

and this, my dear sweet bridesmaid,

is true love. Now, come on!

This is a party! Have fun!

. Jump, uh-huh, uh-huh

Jump, jump.

Bravo!

I love you! I love you so much!

Joanna.

OK, OK, OK. I knew we were

getting a new daughter,

I had no idea we were

getting a rap star!

- Bravo!

- Will, I love you.

Your mother and I

could not be more proud of you.

Not only are you one heck of a lawyer,

you are compassionate, you are caring,

and, most importantly, you're honest.

To see that you have found someone

with all those same qualities

makes me the happiest man

in this room.

Joanna, while technically

I'm the best man,

you should know that tomorrow

the real best man

will be standing right next to you.

- Oh!

- Oh...

- To Will and Joanna.

- To Will and Joanna.

- Will?

- Yeah?

I have something I need

to tell you. I haven't...

- Sure.

- I haven't been totally honest...

Is there anyone else

who would like to make a toast?

- Tim does!

- Oh, no.

OK.

Joanna, congratulations

on a very special evening.

I just wanted to say tonight

is an amazing occasion,

and it's special for many reasons.

One of them being that

Joanna and I finally

get to share a rehearsal dinner

together.

Of course, I would rather it

had been our rehearsal dinner,

but beggars can't be choosers.

Um...

But in all seriousness, uh...

Joanna,

after many, many, many,

many hours of therapy...

...I know now why you

didn't show up that night.

- The two of you were engaged?

- And I even know that it's my fault.

It was right after college.

I was young and immature.

That's OK.

I missed you, Joanna.

I miss your voice, I miss the...

Oh, God, she used to make

this sound when we would...

...when we would snuggle.

Remind me to change my phone number.

I got cold feet. He wigged out!

- How could you not tell me this?

- I'm sorry.

I'd like to dedicate a song to you.

This was our song.

. Overnight scenes

Dinner and wine

. Saturday girls

. I was never in love

Never had the time

. In my hustle and hurry world

. Laughing myself to sleep

. Waking up lonely

. I needed someone to hold me, Joanna

. Girl, you're every woman

in the world to me

. You're my fantasy

You're my reality

. Girl, you're every woman

in the world to me

. You're everything I see

. You're everything to me

Oh, yeah.

Thanks, Tim...

...for that.

And now we have a special video

for Joanna from the bridal party.

A video? Did you know about this?

Engaged, Joanna? To that guy?

OK, I'm ready.

Hi, I'm JJ Clark and

I'm a senior at Ridgefield High.

We're supposed to tell all you losers

what life is like in 2002

so you can see how much

things have changed.

How did they find this?

Wanna know what life's like

for an 18-year-old in high school?

Life is easy.

This was for the time capsule.

They said no one would

see it for 50 years.

I mean, sure you gotta

work at it to be number one.

But high school's not brain surgery.

It's more like prison.

And, in this prison, I'm the warden.

So it's myjob to keep

all the inmates in line.

Oh, look, here's one now.

In high school, only the strong survive.

The meek shall not inherit the eaWh.

Moo!

High school's a four-year sentence.

They don't let you out early

for good behavior.

So, take it from me,

it's better to be bad.

Out of my way!

Will. I'm so sorry.

I was a stupid kid, and you know

that's not who I am anymore.

No...

See, I don't think I know

who anyone is anymore, Joanna.

So I'm just gonna get some air here.

Wait! Wait, don't...

Where are you going?

Will?

Still no answer?

What a mess. Maybe we should

head home, see if Will's there.

- OK.

- Come on, Bunny.

Ben, let's get the car.

Let's go.

Oh, wait...

Miss, don't forget your video.

- Your video? What...

- I'm sorry.

I just wanted Will to know the truth.

I was trying to protect him.

Mom, I know you said to put it

behind me, but I guess I just couldn't.

- I'll get the car.

- I'll go see if I can find Will.

Oh, Marni, what have you done?

We'll talk about this at home.

OK.

Just go away! OK?

Look, I didn't intend for that to be...

You have got a lot of nerve.

You know that?

I'm sorry, I've got a lot of nerve?

Because you're the one

who came in here

pretending like

nothing had ever happened.

Pretending like we didn't

even know each other.

And Tim? How did

you know about that?

I didn't know Tim was a freak.

None of us did.

Please. That's why you invited him.

But that video?

Now, that was genius.

You know... I really

underestimated you.

I thought we could start over, but no.

You were so completely

stuck in the past

that you just couldn't let it go,

could you?

Hey, I wanted a real apology,

and I deserved one.

- It was high school.

- You don't get to belittle this.

Do you have any idea what all

those years of torment did to me?

Every day after school,

I came home feeling horrible

about myself thanks to you.

You can'tjust ruin someone's life

and pretend like it didn't happen.

You just ruined my life!

Do you get that?

The fact that you're

standing here right now,

asking me to feel sorry for you,

is priceless.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Are you walking away from me?

Uh-huh.

Nice work. Like mother, like daughter?

- Excuse me?

- Your daughterjust ruined

what should have been

the happiest night of Joanna's life.

Just broke her heart, just like that.

Sound familiar?

Did you see the video?

I did. Nice timing, too,

at the rehearsal dinner.

Did you?

- I'm not doing this in here.

- Fine with me. Let's go.

Marni!

- Are you insane?

- What do you think?

I think my brother was smart

to get out when he did.

Oh, kitty likes to scratch.

Well, two can play at this game.

Warm-up.

- Just gettin' loose.

- Yeah?

Ooh! Presents!

Oh, don't you just love this?

Aw...

Marni, let's just... not do that.

No, no, no! Marni, please don't!

That was a wedding gift.

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