You I Love

Lubov Tolkalina

You are on. What do you do?

Evgeny Koriakovsky

I am thinking where to go after work.

Damir Badmaev

But I wanna earn a lot more.

Hey, how much do you earn?

Director of Photography Alexandr

Simonov - Do you hear me? - Yes!

- Where did you get such a suit?

- I bought it, you jerk!

Show me your face...

Art Director K. Vitavsky Costume Disigner A.

Nefedova - Do you have a girlfriend? - Not yet.

Gimme a pie.

M usic by Richardas Norvila - Any

love affairs at work? - Nope...

A film by Olga Stolpovskaya, Dmitry Troitsky

As if our muscles were made of steel.

YO U I LO VE How old are

you? Hello we can't hear you.

Any work coming?

Any work?

- Guys, any work coming?

- None, Buddy.

Authorities are taking measures

against the growing number

of illegal workers.

They are detrimental

to Moscow's budget

They are responsible for

Stay tuned for our next edition.

I am Vera Kirillova. Good Bye.

Thanks everybody. We have it shot.

My purse has vanished.

Sorry, I saw it being stolen.

I thought it was your friend

May I get this for you?

Add it up together.

Thanks. I owe you.

Allow me?

That was almost all my salary.

- What's your name.

- Timofei.

N ice to meet you.

- Will you come here tomorrow?

- Yes.

I'll give you your money back.

Bye.

...a third day of battle

against pests in the U ral region.

Masses of locusts

threaten the grain harvest.

Medics say locusts are

carriers of an unknown virus.

Which has been registered

in the south of the region.

Next in our program...

Freedom! What is freedom?

Freedom is Cola!

- Aren't you agile.

I'll be a circus artist.

Life's a bastard.

I didn't get into college.

How am I going to return

to my parents now?

- I've come to return the money.

- Allow me to treat you.

Well, what's the news?

Do you like your job?

Yeah, but it's exhausting.

My friend worked at

the stock exchange

and his virility depended

upon the value of dollar.

Sometimes, he was basically impotent,

not like me, of course.

- Stressful job, it sucks.

- Everyone has a stressful job.

- What do you do?

- I do that.

Want something special?

Order a pizza!

- You make pizzas?

- I n some sense.

I created this commercial.

Will you have dinner with me tonight?

- This is all we have

- Never mind the tip...

What's that machine from

which people take money out?

There's this box with a TV on it

and people approach it

and take out money.

- What machine?

Right there on the corner.

See how much money there is!

You gotta have a card to stick in there.

I tried to stick my card in there,

but nothing happened.

And you gotta know the code too.

Don't you know the code?

- Oh, you're a young one still!

Is it so important for the box?

I've an uncle who lives in Moscow.

He's a driver.

So why doesn't he help you?

I'm ashamed to go to him.

He'll think I'm latching onto him.

I'll earn some money and

then invite him over.

- Where are your parents?

- Well...

They have gone to live

to another country.

And what about you?

I have come back. I love Russia.

I do too.

If life ever delivers happy news,

that was it.

I felt Timofei could understand

and share my secret passion

which gave me no peace...

I have to tell you...

I lose control over myself...

I want to eat all the time.

I'll be back

Yes...

I will be in...

I'm coming!

I have to go.

- Is something wrong?

- You didn't like it?

- I did!

- No?!

- No, everything is ok!

I just have to go to work.

If he's found, this one. If not, that one.

- Hello.

- It's me. How are you?

- I'm not coming today.

- Tell me the truth.

- We've a problem on our hands.

- What happened?

- One big bug disappeared

- I can't even tell you

He went fishing and never come back.

If he doesn't turn up,

we'll have special reports.

U ntil they find him.

Yes, I'm ready. Sorry,

I'm not speaking to you.

Hey, I'm losing you...

- H i.

H i.

Sorry, someone disconnected us.

I hate those special reports.

Usually they make me gluttonous.

But now I'm thinking about us.

- What? Wait a sec...

I'm losing you again.

Sorry, where were we?

- What is his name?

- I don't know.

- Any documents on him? I'm not sure.

- What happened?

- An accident.

- Be more specific?

He fell down... onto his head.

It's a job for the cops.

- How are you?

- Take me home.

- Where do you live?

- I n the zoo.

- What is your address?

- I'll have a doctor come to your place.

- Please, don't do that.

- Are you sure that you are okay?

- I have no address.

Hey.

Damn. I can't reach them.

Please, don't call the doctor.

Can I sleep here tonight?

Okay, if you have no place

to spend the night.

I'll get you a blanket.

Do you have something to smoke?

- What is this?

- Cuban cigars.

I don't smoke cigars.

- You're trembling.

- Yes... I'm cold.

- Me, too.

We're both cold.

I have to go to sleep.

- I have to get up early.

- I do, too.

We must get enough sleep.

But you don't really want to.

But I should.

You want me to sing a song?

Your door was open.

What's going on here?

Nothing.

- I'll explain everything.

- You don't need to.

- Oh, Jesus.

H i.

Hey! It's not what you think!

It's something else.

I hit him today with my car...

...and he got sick and

I was just trying to help him.

I am cold, I am freezing.

Let's go back inside.

But what was that?

Don't know.

Good morning!

Sleep well?

Love... What is love?

Love is Cola!

- I don't want to be a robot!

- That's a strong statement.

I like stylish clothes and footwear.

- Yes, I love beautiful things!

- Who doesn't?

- I like the smell of my perfume.

- Okay. Do you go in for fitness?

Gee, what is this?

I found that in the rubbish heap.

- Let me have a look.

- It's rubbish.

Okay! I'll redo your sh*t!

A huge storm has swept

through the Orlov region.

Victims are reported...

I can't stand it any more!

He's a fag, okay?

Stay tuned for further developments.

And we're taking

another phone call. Hello?

I'm the strongest and the handsomest.

I like fitness.

I'm happy, I've a nice job.

I'm a totally confident guy.

I earn a lot.

Work more, earn more...

I'm the handsomest.

- Why are you here?

- Came to visit you.

My favorite song!

Towards the sun

in a deer sledge we run.

I nto snowstorm and the dawn

that is where we have gone.

- Give it to me!

- No!

- Is everything O K?

- Yes, fine.

- I heard screaming.

- That was my friend screaming.

He had a bad dream.

He was screaming

something about love.

Yes... he had a bad dream about love.

- H i.

- H i.

Where is Timofei?

You asked to see me.

Why is he here?

Yes, I wanted to see you.

I've even taken work home,

so as not to stay

in the office till late.

You've opened a refuge

for the homeless?

What? How can you ever

say such a thing?

I love you very much...

But I can leave if you don't

need me any more...

No, I won't say that.

I have a terrible headache.

I must sleep.

Good night.

Good night.

- You're what... a laborer?

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