You May Not Kiss the Bride Page #2

Synopsis: An unassuming pet photographer is thrown into serious action, adventure and romance when he's forced to marry a Croatian bride and spend his honeymoon at a remote tropical resort where she is kidnapped.
Genre: Action, Comedy, Crime
Director(s): Rob Hedden
Production: Freestyle Releasing
 
IMDB:
5.4
Rotten Tomatoes:
0%
PG-13
Year:
2011
99 min
Website
324 Views


Masha loves to dance!

Exactly the same. We went to the ballet,

we started to pick out...

Where Kosit him?

Ukraine a comparable bistro.

Ukraine a comparable tavern.

Favorite drink?

I know this . Stav... Do not say that.

Stavlenniy myod.

- Favorite color?

- Blue.

Red! It is the final answer.

What he hates the most?

Big British villains.

Game Men! He hates them. Play with

the calculator, it was a bad joke.

Listen to me.

You will meet Masha's nightclub.

Present knew well.

Lost but if too far, the crusher you!

Right. Thank you for

your encouragement, sir.

Would help the issue, if I

knew what he looks like.

In my eyes he is

the world's most beautiful woman.

Hi, I'm Bryan.

Brick told me about you a lot.

Zoya.

Zoya? Do not you not Masha?

- Zoya.

- Awesome!

Masha...

Bryan?

Masha?

Ohjaatko us to the table, Anya?

Okay.

Come on.

Thank you.

That's the embarrassment.

Exactly.

I did not know what you look like.

You seem disappointed.

I'm not. English is perfect.

Nanny was an American.

You look just like I thought.

I went to see your Facebook profile.

It was hen. Cowboy Boots

had a friend, and we are not together.

You're only here because of the cat.

I am sorry.

It's all right. No offense, but

I do not want to get married.

I know that you are a photographer

and your eyes are hazel...

But it's not a good enough reason.

I think it would become a citizen

legally in less than years from now...

but that was before the father tried to

bribe the immigration authorities to.

I told him to stay away

from the matter, but...

There are two men, who

are watching us.

Behave normally.

What do we do now?

Allow them to watch.

I do not, then nothing Barysnikov.

- Just relax.

- Okay.

Oh, all right.

No, no.

Is not it good business?

- Follow me.

- Okay.

Follow a slow rhythm.

They noticed us? Just be sure.

They are skilled to leave. Who?

The immigration officers.

So, all right.

Better, however, to be sure.

The route is clear, is seen at a wedding.

Mr. Lighthouse, we have

Ross Meyers and immigration.

Do you plan to get married

Masha Nikitin with?

Yes I will.

We are seeing anybody couple of months.

She hates men in the game.

Where did you meet?

Joffrey Ballet.

"The Nutcracker" was in the software.

There when "Gazelle" ie "Giselle".

Three ballet one.

You too So do ballet.

I do not. I got a free ticket and I

thought that maybe I would meet Croatian.

And this was the case.

What is this about?

You know, yes. Masha's visa will expire on

and the wedding of the authorization.

Was his father

money to a girl married to?

Give us a break... Nikitin is a

crime against the world's bosses.

Alleged extortion and murder.

Do you want her vvykseen?

How much did he have to shell out?

No, I swear.

But he will pay an expensive

honeymoon in the South Sea.

Do not you know his honeymoon?

My Nikon? Of course, I know.

I just do not know

that he will pay for everything.

Pila Then to his surprise.

End up in prison, while if you are lying.

Or you will die.

He does not let you find out alive.

If you have been forced into, you will get a

immunity from prosecution. So help against.

What you long for assistance?

Explain the Nikitin transactions.

Bank accounts, money laundering, all.

I'm sorry, but I am not under pressure to

. I love Mashaa.

Right. But think about it.

Okay,

but I do not have to hide.

What are you doing here?

I'm looking for catnip. Is there?

I do not have catnip.

You look great... In a way.

But you have to leave.

Put me positions and shoot me if you want.

You have got to go, Tony.

If you care about me, forget me.

I do not give it up easily.

Welcome! I want to raise the cup's

satisfaction substances. Za mladenci!

Za mladenci!

Za mladenci!

I love you, appiukko!

This is a private occasion.

- Okay...

- Mrs. Lighthouse!

Kehuinko already, how beautiful you are?

Before you dragged the drunk?

That's me. Luba Chernobyl.

Examine me, if you want.

You have with you is

definitely fun to be married.

Good luck!

Gorko, gorko, gorko!

Can not...

Who is gorko?

It means that the wine is sour.

Bride be kiss

until it is fresh. Slavic tradition.

After all, I follow the tradition.

Take it easy. Make him what you want, when

citizenship is acquired.

I love this woman!

I want to toast the groom.

We have divided

many intimate moments.

Has been involved in many animals.

That evening, when the framework

me kitten...

was unforgettable.

It seems that

he has a girl in hand is worth two.

Cover it.

I'm getting Mr. Pig's whining.

Okay...

Not! I do not give up you!

Sorry about that.

He is a former assistant.

He's crazy. He believes that there

is a ratio of, but it's not true.

I've loved only one woman in

my mother's in addition to...

and today I was lucky enough to

to go with him to get married.

Stop it. It is celebrated! These are

wedding!

Credibly represent and warrant

that you love my daughter.

I have no choice.

My wife is a good human expert.

He sees what he sees,

even when you're blind to it.

I do not love Mashaa.

Honeymoon not occur no.

Why then do we leave?

The state should not doubt.

The subject is far away.

Ehkeivt as they are.

I like your eye on. Make sure that

the little-Bryan win big-Bryania.

If you and your bags

understand the situation.

Do not worry,

I'm not interested in him.

"What did he say?

'Take care of Mashastamme"

" or else you suffer more

than you can imagine."

It is believed in him as saying.

You were silent during the entire flight.

You were gone out of the flight.

Can we talk about this?

What? We present our continent.

We spend a lot of time together.

Can we try to be friends?

Let's see.

ISLAND TOUR:

Can I help you?

We have a flight at eleven

Lover's Bay Resort, Sleep Hivaan.

Marquesas Flights have been

canceled due to weather.

But you can try to book a room here

.

Reach there some other way?

Ernesto can fly you there.

Who is Ernesto?

Ernesto Esteban Cruz.

As with Penlope Cruz.

He was awarded an Oscar.

I looked Doppler, it monitors the storm

. It is on its way to the south.

, It should override the Nuku Hiva

hair to hair.

You will receive a guided tour, a

private flight and free sandwiches.

Ham and cheese.

Should we try?

Is it safe for sure?

I have never lost a passenger.

" On the left you will see

the island of Hiva oan."

"This is the second largest

Marquesassaarten ."

"How much farther is it?

'Beautiful island of Bora Bora"

" will be displayed shortly on the right,

it belongs to Society Islands."

Bora Bora Hivasta Sleep is far.

Do you know where we are?

Not really,

devices do not work.

Would you like a sandwich?

Do the devices work?

Do not.

There is a ham and cheese...

and cheese only.

Do we fall, we?

It sounds like a negative.

Prefers the term "catastrophic mistake".

It is a professional.

Get ready!

Welcome to the Sleep Hivaan.

Greetings from Tahiti.

BEAUTIFUL Polynesia

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Rob Hedden

Rob Hedden wrote and directed the 2012 romantic action comedy "You May Not Kiss The Bride" starring Dave Annable, Katharine McPhee, Kathy Bates, Rob Schneider and Mena Suvari. His original feature script "The Condemned" was released theatrically by Lionsgate in 2007. The action film starring Stone Cold Steve Austin and Vinnie Jones was a national ... more…

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