You May Not Kiss the Bride Page #3

Synopsis: An unassuming pet photographer is thrown into serious action, adventure and romance when he's forced to marry a Croatian bride and spend his honeymoon at a remote tropical resort where she is kidnapped.
Genre: Action, Comedy, Crime
Director(s): Rob Hedden
Production: Freestyle Releasing
 
IMDB:
5.4
Rotten Tomatoes:
0%
PG-13
Year:
2011
99 min
Website
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Tahiti SHINE.

FLEE FROM SLEEP HIVAAN

We're here.

Senor.

Paysan!

Thank you.

Service charge.

It is not included in the price.

Tahiti, according to the

book does not give tip.

Do you believe in the book, or Ernesto?

We were to die many times!

You're honeymooners.

Better Aphrodisiac not to look.

See, it works already.

Enter now.

Right.

Gracias. A nice honeymoon.

Pedal once for me.

Con su Permiso.

Do not even think about it.

- Hi.

- Hello.

Brick that it is a favorite.

Because it arouses passion?

I like the taste of it. Are you up to?

I'd love to.

I have never had such a beautiful place

.

Honeymoon of your dreams would be a village,

and dance barefoot in the moonlight.

I do not see Brick agreeing to.

I will not marry with the Brick.

I'm going to marry the man she loves with.

I like your idea, in fact

honeymooners in the jungle.

Do you like?

I like, I wanted a photographer.

National Geographic, and I was going to see the world.

Contrary to what happened.

I take pictures of pets

tyhmiss clothes.

After getting citizenship, I open

a dance school. I was lucky.

My parents paid tuntini.

I want to give other children the same.

It's great, really cutting edge.

A toast for finding happiness.

Happiness.

Good, my passion wakes up.

Not robe because I did not feel.

I can not believe was married.

I'm not.

Okay, you get a bed.

I sleep in an armchair.

- Are you sure?

- All yours.

Where you going?

A breath of fresh air.

Day has been a long,

I almost died.

Right.

Do not monitor, waiting for the gold.

- Do you take more?

- Absolutely.

Thank you, Al.

Laitetaanko room spike?

Place, 12 bungalow.

Bridal Suite.

Where is your wife?

My wife... He sleeps.

It was a long

and he is at the very end.

In fact, I pstisi man out,

if it is my honeymoon.

Time naughty.

You long to more romance.

You have no idea.

Where can he be?

Dancing. She is a dancer.

And it sucks, I can not dance.

It is easily reversible.

Where are we headed?

For dance lesson.

It does not seem to be a good idea.

You need to relax.

Show me your best.

The best me your motion?

Exactly.

Stop. You gotta be kidding.

I do not, of course.

It's what I thought.

Focus on the music.

And move those hips.

These hips are moving.

And the move.

Close your eyes . And imagine that you are

with your wife.

You can smell her perfume.

You will feel the heat of his skin.

I can feel it.

I can feel it. I dance.

It took barley bread.

Masha, come dance with me.

You've got a couple already had.

He just taught me,

so I could surprise you.

I'm not a naistennaurattaja.

I know that men hate the game.

Bryan...

You do not know anything.

Do what you want, as

long as you do not

compromise the citizenship.

Hinkkaus honeymoon

waiter at the beginning is a stupid.

You're right.

You're right. Sorry.

You look great in that dress.

This is a case of

that I can get citizenship.

And my father, that you pay your debts.

Not about anything else.

Brick Land!

Stews is not enough and goats.

Mary not to talk to the cook.

Have you heard of the liaison officer?

Because of the storm, all is mute.

I do not trust the photographer.

I'm going to keep an eye on him to himself.

Hi.

- Hi.

- Hello.

I organized you to the broth.

It was my fault.

I know how you can make it up.

Close is a sheltered cove.

It is incredibly romantic.

You can swim in the nude, if you wish.

I think we stay in the pool.

He does not seem to want to see...

Here, I drew the map.

I swear that it will solve

all your problems.

Hi, Mom.

I am lonely. Being here

is just as much fun as hemorrhoids.

Was it worth to hit the police.

I did not drive too fast,

he deserved it. Please be patient.

Dingle plumber. I'm not Walt.

The kitchen sink, the smell of death.

It would not be the first time.

Why else would you answer the phone?

You should trample on your wife.

It's just a transaction.

He did not even like me.

I'm not prevented it, I do not have

dad. But the slow lane.

All I say.

And you had nothing more to say.

- Hi.

- Hello.

Can you grease my back?

Of course.

Excuse me yesterday.

I ylireagoin.

The day was stressful for both.

Let's forget the whole thing.

Right.

I heard a very nice lagoon.

It's beautiful.

We can go for a swim down the...

We can go for a swim.

Or whatever you want.

How did you hear about this?

To be honest it is the waiter drew the map.

He felt guilty about yesterday and told

that should appear here.

Here is a splendid thing.

I have. Wait, hold that position.

Beautiful. Okay...

Yes, Mrs. Lighthouse. Well done...

It looks good.

Smile as I was considering, why are you

sailor outfit. Since you are a cat.

Laughing only, it is a job.

And the owners are the only crazy.

Apart from your mother. He is not stupid.

He is the top.

And your father. Do you remember?

"Gorko..." They're not great people.

They are criminals.

But they are my parents.

You are not the only one

which is a family problem.

All they think my dad gone.

But my mother killed her.

Oh, my God.

The mother buried him in the back yard.

The client's two dogs...

digging up his father. They smell the

water from his beard or something.

They ran to the father's bones in his mouth.

It consisted of dog fighting.

You are a terrible liar.

I had to go in therapy.

Ran to the father's bones in his mouth...

Here is a really beautiful.

This is the case.

Stay still.

I'll take two, three... it rains.

Do you know what.

Now, let's do it. Come in water, Rouvas

. Come on!

That only.

It became clear to the whole thing.

What are you doing?

For more of your earnings.

What are? Now I get it.

Here you go!

Yes! A perfect fit!

Flicker. What about now?

Come!

Wait. Did you hear that?

I guess it's Brick. What kind of water?

Throw shorts here! I'm serious.

If anyone sees me so, I'm...

Take care too much.

It's just an animal.

Throw shorts here. Masha!

Masha.

A really fun, Masha.

Where are you?

Masha?

It's fine.

Lahjapuodista. It is Guccia.

You seem to enjoy the honeymoon.

Exactly.

Have you seen my wife?

Pikkolo just let him inside.

A really fun,

that you left me there.

You Tarzan, me Tonya.

How did you get here?

Bonus Points. Do not say now, that

tossing them in vain.

You have to go.

As soon as the clean puskasi.

- Yes?

- Your mother is here.

Stop. Hi, Mom.

Thank God.

At last you have got started.

I can not talk right now.

Take it easy foreplay.

Hungry everything looks good.

Whether it stuck.

All I say.

Can you pass patukkani?

Stop it! I am married.

Tao, it is already on your head.

It is Masha! Masha?

Where are you, Masha?

We want 10 million

six dollars tomorrow.

Kill him, if you contact

police. Tilinumerotekstarilla.

I plot, I do not have the money.

Find someone, else he will die.

Now you should be aware of the waters.

Who are you?

Where do you take me? Shut up.

Masha have been kidnapped.

Do not look at me.

After all, it seemed to have gone well.

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Rob Hedden

Rob Hedden wrote and directed the 2012 romantic action comedy "You May Not Kiss The Bride" starring Dave Annable, Katharine McPhee, Kathy Bates, Rob Schneider and Mena Suvari. His original feature script "The Condemned" was released theatrically by Lionsgate in 2007. The action film starring Stone Cold Steve Austin and Vinnie Jones was a national ... more…

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