Young Doctors In Love Page #5

- Where are you taking me?

- Don't ask.

There's no other place to go, Simon.

Look, I just...

I just don't think I'm...

I think I have a problem in this room.

I just don't think that I'm gonna be able to...

That I'm going to be able to function.

There's only one cure for that.

Me.

I'm as scared as you are.

I'm even more scared than you are.

I've never even been in this room

with my regular clothes on before.

What is it?

Heimlich maneuver. Come on, relax.

Take it easy. One, two, three.

You got it?

Please, be careful what you swallow.

I'll sew it on for you tomorrow.

Put that phone down.

You're always on the phone.

Who are you talking to?

- I'm tired of hiding.

- I'm tired of you.

- Angelo.

- What?

You're spending a lot of time at the hospital.

My father's in there. I'm sacrificing myself.

Suppose I get killed looking like that.

It could ruin my reputation.

That Dr. Rist called again.

- When?

- This afternoon.

- What did he sound like?

- He sounded like a doctor.

He's a very good doctor.

- Angelo.

- What?

Are you getting funny?

I'll give you funny. Come over here.

Where'd you put my purse?

I'm glad I dragged you in here.

I guess I can function in this room.

I was never worried about that.

I was worried about the tests.

But now, no matter what happens

with the tests...

I will have had sex with you.

You call that sex?

Now let's try it again,

and stop chatting so much.

- Dr. Ludwig!

- How long have you been there?

Let's just say I loved it

when you bit his buttons.

Doctor, what are you doing up there?

I've been looking all over for you two.

I have the test results.

- And?

- Negative. Every one.

You did the Lastfogel's process

and everything?

I did everything, even the Lastfogel.

Thank you, Doctor.

Was there anything else?

No, go right ahead.

I'll just stay here and observe.

Beat it, Doctor.

No, I didn't mean that. I mean, leave.

Will you stay with me, Stephanie?

I can't stay in Beverly Hills, Simon.

They're waiting for me in Burnaby Mountain.

But you didn't do the Lastfogel's test.

Good morning, Happy Labor Day.

No pulse.

We lost him.

He's alive.

I've got to get this watch fixed.

Welcome back.

Good morning, Happy Halloween.

Mrs. Bauer, I don't like the way

your husband looks.

I don't either, but he's good to the children.

Good afternoon. Happy Thanksgiving.

I looked in your mouth...

checked your breasts...

probed every part of your body.

Well, what's wrong with me?

How should I know? I'm a lawyer.

Merry Christmas. City Hospital.

You need a dime?

Here, I got it. Put it right in there.

Thank you very much.

You know, I was wondering...

there's this big party tonight

at Dr. Prang's home.

A lot of broads?

There'll be a lot of, you know,

other women there to chat with.

I love f***ing chatting.

- You do?

- Yeah.

Come on, pick up the f***ing phone.

I thought maybe you'd want to go.

- Yeah, sure.

- You would?

- It's not much of a notice.

- That's all right.

Pick up the f***ing phone.

Hello, Rocco, this is Angie.

Pop's fine.

He's gonna have a peaceful Christmas.

That's good.

Seven operations, Sal.

Forty-two stitches.

A year in this crummy hospital.

This Mr. Callahan was a sick man.

Okey-dokey.

Have a nice trip, Sal.

It must be difficult for Dr. Prang

after his divorce.

I hear he throws a wild party, though.

I want it to be a nice, cozy party.

You know, the kind

with chestnuts roasting on an open fire.

Hi, welcome to Dr. Prang's party.

- Hello.

- How do you do?

You should have that dark mole removed.

- You mean this one here?

- The light ones can stay...

- Simon.

- Do you get keloids?

- Where's Dr. Prang?

- He's in his room, resting.

Doctor.

- I knew it.

- What?

- I'm f***ing overdressed.

- No you're not. You look beautiful.

Now you can say anything you want.

I want to grease down...

and slide all over your body like a snake.

I'd like that.

"Drink to me only with thine eyes."

Relax, take off your key.

Look, the margaritas are ready.

You're a doctor, aren't you?

You must make a lot of money.

No, actually I'm an intern.

Goodbye.

Excuse me, are you rich?

If we don't get our checks by the end

of the week, we're going on strike.

- Would you like to...

- I'd love to.

Let me ask you a question.

If you could go to any show,

in any theater, anywhere...

what show would you pick?

Ice Capades.

- Ice Capades?

- Ice Capades. I like the Ice Capades.

You know, I think

Ice Capades are in Cleveland.

Yeah, or Holiday on Ice.

Holiday on Ice?

I can definitely get a couple of tickets.

- Did you see those tits over there?

- I'm sorry.

Don't be sorry. Santa Claus' helper

over there without a shirt?

- Are you embarrassed by that?

- Embarrassed? No.

- Dr. Prang always...

- F*** Prang.

- Did you see those tits over there?

- Try not to notice them.

- Let's talk about Holiday on Ice.

- F*** Holiday on Ice.

A bunch of fags skating.

Did you see those tits on that lady there?

Gorgeous.

- Can I get in here?

- I don't think so.

- Hi, Bucky.

- Julie!

What are you doing here?

You're not working the party are you?

- Of course not.

- Then what?

I have a surprise for you.

I'm really pregnant this time.

I want to be sexual with you,

do you hear me?

I hear you, Phil.

I want to be physical with you.

I want to make

the beast with two backs with you.

Don't get Kinney, Phil.

Kinky.

Kinney is where America shops for shoes.

The latest from Wall Street.

Blue chips showed an upward trend

on the New York Exchange...

with the prime lending rate

rocketing to 25%...

with little improvement shown.

Dr. Prang?

I'm Jyll Omato, from the gift shop.

I'm your Christmas present from the staff.

Speculators who were heavily leveraged...

were particularly affected

as brokers called in their margins.

Consumer confidence fell...

Not now.

Industrials are down 30 points,

Chemicals leveled off at 16...

while Rails faded toward the close

to a low of 43.

Okay, now.

Simon.

You're out here all alone.

Sure. Before you came along,

I was always alone, Stephanie.

I believe in you, Simon.

I've made a very important decision.

Simon, I'm ready

to give up Burnaby Mountain...

if it means I can be

with the man I love in Beverly Hills.

You love a man in Beverly Hills?

Simon, think.

Concentrate.

Everyone, quiet please.

I have an announcement I'd like to make.

Stephanie Brody and I

are going to be married.

Congratulations, Stephanie.

Let me call you sweetheart

Thank you.

I'm in love with you

Move out of the way. Thank you.

Let me hear you whisper

that you love me, too

Keep the love-light glowing

In your eyes so true

Let me call you sweetheart

I'm in love

with you

- Excuse me, I'm a doctor.

- Excuse me, I'm a doctor.

Actually, I'm a lab technician.

- Excuse me, I'm a doctor.

- It's all right, we're doctors.

Someone call an ambulance!

It's all right, we're doctors.

Goddamn you.

Why didn't you do the Lastfogel?

I don't need a battery of tests

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