Yours, Mine and Ours
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- 1968
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In a few short hours,
I was going into combat...
...against my own children.
Anyone who has a child
knows what I'm talking about.
That's the real war:
Our generation against theirs.
Standing on that deck,
surrounded by thousands of men...
...I suddenly felt smaller and lonelier
than I'd ever felt in my life.
I'd been through this same Golden Gate
when Frances had died...
...and I'd come home
on emergency leave.
Now I was back for good.
I'd left more than my heart
in San Francisco:
Ten children, to be exact.
As we sailed under that bridge, I didn't
know I was passing under my future...
...because while I was going home
to face my family...
...Helen was bringing hers
to a new life in a new city.
And don't think I wasn't frightened.
I had become a Navy widow.
I thought it was a good idea
to get a fresh start...
...where the surroundings
wouldn't remind me of Dick.
But four of my surroundings
looked exactly like him.
What troubled me more
than anything...
...was the kids seemed more upset
about leaving their friends in Seattle...
...than by the loss of their father.
It took me a long time to learn
how little I knew about children...
...especially my own.
As the ship sailed into the bay,
I took a good look around...
...because I knew I'd completed
my last tour aboard her.
My brother and his wife
had been taking care of my kids...
...but now it was Daddy's turn.
So I started down the gangplank...
...certain I was doing the right thing...
...nobly sacrificing myself
for my children...
...giving up my world for theirs.
Pulling away forever from ships
and oceans and homecomings...
...to take up shore duty.
Papa came marching home...
...secure in the knowledge
that they needed me...
...and would be overjoyed
I'd come back to take care of them.
But they controlled
their feelings beautifully.
It was the sort of welcome
that could make any father...
...review his position on
the entire question of birth control.
Incredible as it may sound,
they blame me...
...for neglecting their mother
all those years.
But it seemed to me
there was enough physical evidence...
...that I hadn't
neglected her completely.
What they really couldn't understand
was why I was allowing my brother...
...and his wife to take Germaine
and Joan away from the family.
Here you go, baby.
Come on, come with Uncle Howard.
Oh, you couldn't take care of
two little babies, Frank. Not yet.
They'll be happier with us for a while.
I hope you can learn
to manage the rest.
You've hardly been home long enough
to learn their names.
I'm home now. I'll manage.
Don't you worry.
Goodbye, pumpkin. Bye, baby.
Don't give them any trouble.
If you live through this...
...the Navy's going to have to get
a new kind of medal for you.
- Good luck, Frank.
- Good luck. You're gonna need it.
- Goodbye, Joan. Goodbye, Germaine.
- Goodbye.
Well, let's get something to eat.
They're not going to an orphanage,
you know.
They'll be half a mile away.
You can see them any time.
Susan, Louise, come on.
It's only until I get things
straightened out here.
And then what? You planning on
auctioning off the rest of us?
Where would I find a bidder? Come on,
in the kitchen. Let's get dinner.
Which one of us do you wanna cook?
The war was on.
I put an ad in the paper
for a housekeeper that brought results.
The first one lasted an entire day.
The second one lasted seven days.
We discovered she was hiding
from the police.
After a week with us,
she turned herself in.
No wonder men go down
to the sea in ships.
I'd have gone back in a life raft.
I had rented an ideal house
close to the Navy base...
...so I could work part-time
in the dispensary, close to the school...
...close to the playground and a little
too close to the boy next door.
I was broad-minded about it, though.
I was gonna give that boy
two more seconds...
...before I went out there
and broke it up.
I hate ants. I hate ants. I hate ants!
Come on, this is really stupid.
Listen, what are you doing? What
are you...? You hate ants. Never mind.
Now, that belongs to her.
What is the matter with you?
You've been acting like this all week.
Mother, how's a person
supposed to hear?
Colleen, I'd like to know what's going
on between you and that boy.
And I don't care if he does look like
Paul Newman.
- Is the spanking over?
- No, it is not over.
Listen, what's gotten into you lately?
Where is that good little boy
that used to live here?
I'll never be a good boy again.
I'm never gonna be good.
I don't wanna die.
What are you talking about?
Nicky told me that the good die young,
and that's why Daddy died.
You can hit me and you can hit me,
but I'll never be a good boy again.
Funny. Beginning
of the school year...
...had never been a problem
to Frances.
The girls passed their dresses down
from one to another...
...and it all sort of came out even.
Have you ever been 5 years old
and forced to appear in public...
...in a dress that had three former
owners, restyled by an old sail maker?
Five years old and no future at all.
And then one day, Frank and I just
happened to run into each other.
I'd been wrapped up in my children
for so long that getting this close...
...to an attractive woman set my
early warning radar pulsing frantically.
I was glad to have a reason
for a second look myself.
You requisition those Fresnel lenses?
I'll answer that tomorrow.
The working day has ceased.
Just starting for me.
Drop me at the house.
Frank, do you realise
that at this very hour...
...the Officers' Club is jam-packed
with two-legged goodies.
We owe it to our brethren at sea
to do unto others...
...as they would
if they had our chance.
Darrell, it may come as a shock...
besides girls.
Yeah, women.
Now, don't tell me
it isn't on your mind.
Any fella who has 10 children
just doesn't quit cold turkey.
And if you'd only just...
Why don't you watch where you're...
Oh, hello.
Hi.
Well, old Sam the hermit gets out
of the cave once in a while, huh?
She had my Cream of Wheat
and I had her Post Toasties.
- What?
- Saw her at the commissary, that's all.
Frank, what's wrong with you?
You gonna be an old maid
the rest of your life?
You really think that's what Frances
would've wanted?
Probably not, but give me time.
Time?
You're a borderline case already.
You may only have a few more
cruises left in you.
- Come on in. I'll buy you a beer.
- I thought you'd never ask me.
You can stop worrying about me.
Things are looking up.
I finally found a housekeeper
who seems to have staying power.
Soon I'll ask you to loan me
your little black book, but right now...
Where you going, Mrs. Anderson?
Mrs. Anderson was last week.
I'm Mrs. Ferguson,
and you can mail me my check.
She left her broomstick.
All right, what happened this time?
Who did what to Mrs. Ferguson?
All right, one at a time.
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