Yours, Mine And Ours Page #6

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Hey, brad.

Vote william beardsley. Great guy.

Okay.

What?

Thank you.

Thank you. William beardsley for

president.

Vote for beardsley.

Vote for will! Vote for will!

- Here you go!

- Thanks.

This could actually help get me elected.

Yeah. Somebody might actually think

you're cool...

if they didn't know you.

That's funny.

We'll be home after midnight.

Make sure

the kids don't stay up too late.

Have fun at the trustee dinner.

- Ready?

- Yeah. One minute.

Are you timing me?

- No.

- No. Okay.

- Hey, mom.

- Yeah, honey.

William and i were wondering if we

could have a couple friends over.

You know, after we put

the little kids to sleep?

Unbelievable.

Can we, mom?

Yeah, sweetheart.

You have a good time. Okay, honey?

- Thanks. You, too.

- All right, sweetheart.

She went for it.

So, where are the little kids?

I got them covered.

Root beer chug!

Ladies and gentlemen...

first of all, i wanna thank

admiral beardsley and his wife helen...

for this wonderful evening.

Frank, you run a tight ship.

You ought to see me on the water.

That's why, tonight,

i'm gonna offer my recommendation...

that admiral frank beardsley...

be my successor as commandant.

You know, frank,

being commandant, you'll be at sea...

wishing that you were home.

Or you'll be in washington,

wishing that you were at sea!

Let's all stand and applaud...

commandant frank beardsley.

Thank you, commandant sherman.

I know that...

this command is

an incredible opportunity...

and a great honor.

But i've just started here

at the academy...

and it would not be fair to my cadets...

nor would it be fair to my new family...

who just about outnumber the cadets.

And so, sir...

i must respectfully decline.

And i hope that you know

how honored i am.

Think you might reconsider?

You wanna sleep on it?

No, sir, i'm sure. Thank you.

I'll do it.

Get a load of this guy.

You wanna sleep on it. I understand.

All the girls and the boys and people

making noises, let me hear you shout

bring them out, bring them out

pump up your fists in a twist like this

till the lights go out

bring them out, bring them out

wake up, i'm calling you up

i need a ride

we're gonna shake up

so hurry it up, no wasting time

- what's going on, baby?

- What are you doing?

Oh, don't worry.

Look, i'm making the money...

but i'm gonna split it with everybody,

minus a 10% service fee.

Maybe with some other friends of mine

someone's coming round to pick him up

right now i want the girls and the boys

and people making noise

let me hear you shout

what is this? I didn't order any beer.

Don't look at me. I just wanted

to break our parents up, not go to jail!

Yeah, i don't know why i even try

- i didn't order pizza.

- Well, somebody did.

And somebody owes me $379, plus tip.

- $379?

- Plus tip.

I'll be right back.

Gross.

Yo, christina. Cool party.

Hey, nick.

Phoebe's out

trying to raise money for pizza.

- Maybe i came to see you.

- Me?

Wow.

I can't believe you're really into me.

You're hot. Why wouldn't i be?

I don't know. Maybe because...

phoebe is my sister.

- Hey, phoebe.

- Get lost, loser.

- Look, i'm really sorry.

- No, no, i'm so sorry.

Let's promise never to let boys

come between us again.

Yeah, like that's really gonna happen.

Come on.

Oh, no.

Yo, what's up, dude?

Let's just take a deep breath, frank.

Yo, b, nice hat.

Ahoy, matey.

Oh, boy.

- Jimi, i've been looking all over for...

- there you go.

Phoebe!

- Hi.

- What is going on here?

Mom said that

we could have some people over.

- You agreed to this?

- No.

Phoebe, i said

you could have a few friends over.

I did not agree to this.

Where's everybody else?

Where are the little kids?

Need more chocolate.

Would everyone who lives here

please raise your hand?

Anyone else remaining here

after five minutes...

will be forcibly conscripted

into the united states coast guard.

Sir, there is the matter of $379, plus...

kitchen!

All right, everybody fall in!

I said, "fall in!"

Dylan, phoebe,

i am very disappointed in both of you.

Disappointed?

Is that what you are, helen?

Disappointed?

- William, christina, front and center.

- Frank, take it easy.

No, helen.

There has been enough taking it easy

around here. That clearly doesn't work.

I should have never gone

against my better judgment.

This is why we have rules.

Do you hear yourself?

Because it's not all about rules.

You sound like some military robot,

frank!

Yeah? Well, you sound like a big

free to be you and me flake.

You have one hour

to get this place cleaned up.

There is nothing wrong

with having rules.

Everybody lives by them.

The entire universe lives by them.

Well, then, frank, that's the last thing

these kids need from me.

There's only one rule i know,

and that's...

"at any time, all of this could be over,

taken away from you forever."

And then who needs more rules

after that?

I can't live like this anymore, frank,

and neither can my kids.

I don't know how yours do it.

My kids got along just fine

until we moved in together.

- Everything was shipshape.

- Oh, frank.

It's obvious that

we got into this way too fast.

I thought we could just pick up

where we left off in high school.

But maybe that's a lot longer ago

than we both realized.

Maybe it was.

Hey, you know what, frank?

I think you should take that job.

- I told you, i don't want to take the...

- no, just come on!

We both know what your

better judgment is telling you, okay?

You know what?

Just please go. Just go.

Does this mean you're not

going to be my brother anymore?

I don't know.

Let's get this party started.

Who wants a double-stuffed?

Helen cried herself to sleep tonight.

We should be ashamed.

It's all our fault.

Yeah. My mom was happier with your

dorky dad than i've seen her in years.

And we totally screwed it up.

But this is what we wanted, remember?

Two separate families.

Yeah, but i didn't know

it would feel like this.

Yeah.

- Hello?

- Hi.

It's me.

Hi.

I've been thinking a lot

about what you said...

and i...

i think maybe i will take that job.

Well...

you know, frank,

we have to talk to the kids.

I'll tell them.

Okay.

Well, i'll see you.

Goodbye.

Hey, look who it is. It's the freaks.

Yeah, why don't you go home

to your shoe?

- Shut up!

- Did you just tell him to shut up?

Is there a problem, punk?

What's it to you?

You mess with my brothers,

you mess with me.

- Sure.

- And me.

- And me.

- And me.

- And me.

- And me.

And me.

It's all good.

Otter, are these the kids

that have a problem with big families?

- They say we share our underpants.

- That's just ignorance.

And do you know

how to stop ignorance?

- Education?

- Close.

Butt-whupping.

- Let's go!

- Come on!

Hey, what's going on, guys?

Just some kids

messing with our little brothers.

- But we handled it.

- Family style!

William! You won the election!

Does this mean that you move

to the white house?

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