Yuet gwong bo hup

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Not a cloud in the sky

Where could my lover be?

One hundred flowers bloom just waiting to be

picked

Won't he stop a while and smell them?

The Purple Sword of Heaven?

That should be worth a few bucks!

Who goes there?

What is your name?

I can't tell you my real name

But I'm going to a place called America

And my new name will be The Green Hornet!

Don't you know the Purple Sword of Heaven

Belongs to Purple Cloud the immortal?

I'm just a thief, what's it to me?

For a thief, such ignorance

Can be a very dangerous thing!

Give it a rest pal!

If I was an educated man

I wouldn't need to be a thief then would l?

Well then, allow me to enlighten you.

The woman you just robbed

Is the immortal, Rose.

She is obsessed with the exploits of the

legendary Purple Cloud.

And is waiting for the day when her true love

comes along

And pulls the sword from its scabbard.

So that together they can live happily ever

after.

So she stole the Purple Sword of Heaven from

its place in front of the Celestial Lantern

And brought it to the world of mortals.

Just as Purple Cloud once did

She too is looking for someone who can

release the sword

Well who is it then?

It was me.

Now it's you!

Where did you go?

Come out!

You pig headed fool!

Finally, I have found him.

He is "The One"!!

The One, What if we get married tonight!

What are you doing?

What the hell?

My pants get loose when I'm nervous

You've pulled out the Purple Sword of Heaven!

I'm so excited

There's been a misunderstanding

It was that jackass who pulled the sword out

just now, Not me!

Where is he?

He's gone. He said he was going to America

You can still catch him if you leave now!

You're only kidding yourself.

My heart is in agony...agony

Since God has already blessed this marriage

Why don't we just accept it?

Right? Just accept it!

Be a good boy!

Miss

T o prove that I didn't release the sword

I'll try again right now just to show you!

One, two, three!

It doesn't count. Three for two

One, two, three...

This thing is broken

I know!

Perhaps you can't accept this blessing

Because you can't believe

That God could shine so kindly upon you

By having sent me to marry you

Actually, I didn't think it was you either. Not at

first.

But if we could have figured this out for

ourselves

We would have no use for God!

Well then, have you figured out that

I could use this sword to kill you now?

Ok!

Deng...Deng...Deng...Deng...

This is our wedding cake

We can have the ceremony tonight

Over my dead body!

I'll devote myself to you just like this baby pig

T ake your time. Enjoy it.

Come, quickly!

Quickly!

Enough!

Wait for me!

Don't follow me!

Stop running!

Stop!

It was my fault! I shouldn't have robbed you!

T ake some money and let me go please!!

Have you lost your mind? So many people who

could have robbed me. But it was you.

It was destined that we would be together.

Why the hell is this banana in a bamboo

forest?

Isn't it destiny for banana and bamboo to be

together?

Like you and me. At first glance, it appears not

to match

Come to think of it, we are just like this

"banaboo"

T alk to you later

Qing Yi Se the thief, we've been tracking you

for over a month

Come with us to the sheriff' s station!

Don't be afraid! I'll protect you!!

You protect me? I would rather give myself up!

This way!

Come on!

Good! Good...

Where'd they go?

No idea. Where did they go?

Right! They were just here

Can't have gone too far

Check the Water Cube!

Ok!

Qing Yi Se. Don't run so fast...

Why are you so happy?

Look

The road to marriage

I won't give it to you! Bite me?

Bull Demon King! Stop!

You thought I wouldn't recognize you with

plastic surgery?

I'd recognize your ashes

Plastic surgery...you think I had plastic

surgery?

I came up with a new look just for Purple

Cloud, you don't like it?

Give me back the box!

You lost. You have to drink! Stop running!

Kill him!

Got it!

Anybody else?

Me!

Wait for me!

Purple Cloud! Where are you?

Since you can't find Purple Cloud

Why don't you just let us use the "Moon Light

Box"

Yeah! I want to find the T ang Monk

I have something urgent to discuss with him

You call yourselves my friends?

For my true love

For my Purple Cloud

I travelled through time and space with this

"Moon Light Box"

I left my wife! Think that was easy for me?

You two promised to assist me

But now neither of you are being much help.

I...

Excuse me...

Is this the legendary "Moon Light Box"?

Not only moon light! With the latest upgrade

we also can use solar power

What about the Bhagavati Sutra?

Bhagavati?

Bhagavati...

Bhagavati...Don't say it!

Don't say it

Got out!

Wait for me!

This is the chaos of war. Where have l

travelled to?

Excuse me! Please tell me where we are?

We are at Chang Ban Slope

At war with Cao's army, General Zhao

What?

General!

General Zhao...

I'm giving Ah Dou to you

You got the wrong guy

Give yourself to me

Why are you giving me a baby?

General Zhao

Please take Ah Dou with you and bring him to

your lord, Liu Bei!

I told you I want you, not the baby!

General...

I heard before that Zhao Zi Long was a

scoundrel!

I would rather jump down a well than let you

take advantage of me!!

Don't! Don't jump

Don't jump!

I steal treasure. Not virtue!

I just want that piece of jade on your chest!

Ah...Crown prince master!

Death to you, Zhao Zi Long!

That's revolting...

I always knew you stank.

How are things going over there?

Missing an eye and still no mercy!

Sons of b*tches!

Meet the human fire hose!

General Zhao Zi Long is back with Ah Dou!

Zi Long...

My lord! I got Ah Dou back!

My Lord? Or the Prime Minister?

Huh, what's your name?

I'm Cao!

That's right! Prime minister and Liu Bei were

enemies yesterday

I surrender to you today

And dedicate Ah Dou to you

So isn't yesterday's Prime Minister today's...

My lord!

Guess if I believe you or not.

I will give you one chance to tell the truth

Lie and I will have you killed!

I...I can tell you but you won't believe me

T ry me

Thanks my lord

One afternoon about five hundred years ago

I was just doing my job as usual, stealing

treasure not virtue

When I caught a woman

But I didn't do anything to her

A series of strange things happened, starting

with a purple heavenly sword.

A bastard pulled it out from the scabbard

somehow

But he kept on saying I did it

And then this woman called Rose totally

believed him

And she forced me to marry her

Of course I refused.

So I just ran and ran

And ran and ran

And ran and ran

Finally I defeated that Bull Demon King and

then

Wrong! I was that woman

Just like the woman of Bull Demon King

She gave me a moon cake box

And Boom! I showed up here

So I just brought Ah Dou by to have tea and

moon cakes with you

Do you believe me?

You dare play language games with me?

If Liu Bei's men can do it

My men can do it too

You!

Y es!

One afternoon about five hundred years ago

I was just doing my job as usual, stealing

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