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treasure not virtue

When I caught a woman

But I didn't do anything to her

A series of strange things happened, starting

with a purple heavenly sword.

A bastard pulled it out from the scabbard

somehow

But he kept on saying I did it

And then this woman called Rose totally

believed him

And she forced me to marry her

Of course I refused.

So I just ran and ran

And ran and ran

And ran and ran

Finally I defeated that Bull Demon King

Wrong! I was that woman

Just like the woman of Bull Demon King

She gave me a moon cake box

And Boom! I showed up here

So I just brought Ah Dou by to have tea and

moon cakes with you

Do you believe me?

Encore! Encore...

Encore...

Bravo! Bravo!

I'm talking about you! I'm talking about you!

What? What?

Forget it... Forget it...

Are you some kind of parrot?

Hey! What are you doing?

What are you doing? From that sparkle in your

eye

I can confidently discern that you are an

assassin

Frisk him!

Y es!

Blinking is my occupational hazard. Bro!

What box? Bring it to me

Y es!

Bha...vati

Don't say it! Prime minister!

That's just for decoration.

It's actually for plucking nose hairs

It's not that easy to fool Cao!

No, it's not...

You're saying this is Ah Dou?

I just don't believe it

It might be a bug!

Maybe even a recorder

You're saying it's a pair of tweezers

I think it's for clipping toe nails

Now I'm going to let you and this thing called

Ah Dou

Go home

Prime Minister, you're going to let them go just

like that?

It's called hiding an iron hand inside of a velvet

glove.

Give him 3 bags of milk powder, you know

which brand, right?

Understood

Yes!

I want my nail clippers back!

I want my nail clippers back...

As far as I know

Dong Wu and Liu Bei have already formed an

alliance

T oday, Zhou Yu and Zhu Ge...

Are going to sing together tonight

Left, right...Ieft, right

Wow this vodka is so pure!!

Mr. Zhu Ge, this is Oolong tea!

I mean this Oolong is

As pure as Vodka

Beyond all expectations

Mr. Zhu Ge

Because of my heart disease and

hypertension!

I take tea instead of vodka

ok

Mr. Zhou, war or peace, you have to decide as

soon as possible

Cao's army is heading south

Mr. Lu Su

We made a deal

We wouldn't talk about war today. Just try to

have some fun

I've heard that Mr. Zhu Ge is a master of

various disciplines

He is well versed in music, chess, calligraphy,

painting...everything

May I ask you to write something for my lady?

Just a little bit!

I just know a little bit about everything

T o be honest my reputation is something of an

exaggeration

Ok, I'll try my best!

Mr. Zhou!

Oh!! Beau?

Wrong

It's "beautiful"

This is what I can spell so far

Like I said I know a little bit about everything,

people always think I'm just modest

Actually I really only know a little

You are very charming

And your calligraphy is moist, not dry

Clear but not chilly. Plump but not heavy.

Refreshing to spirit and stimulating to mind!

I'm so flattered

May I ask if you know music?

A little bit!!

If Zhou Yu and Zhu Ge could play music

together just one time

That song would be sung for an eternity

And result in a very popular karaoke selection

From his music

I sensed that he had read my mind

From his music I sensed that

He has read that I read his mind

From their music

I sensed that we'd be going home soon!!

From their music

I sensed that they would be wanting sweet and

sour pork for dinner

General Zhao is back with Ah Dou!

General Zhao is back!

Please sign it, General Zhao

ok...

Alright no problem...

Be careful

One by one, no problem

Lady, you're stepping on my foot!!

Next...no hurry...

Ok...

Be careful...

Be careful

General, general!

I'll sign for you of course

Sign these too

Brother! Need some signatures for your

girlfriend?

Girlfriend?

These are for the money you still owe! You

need to sign these for the bank!

Hurry up!!

I'll deal with you later ok?

Hey Hey!

You...

What are you looking at? Heeheehee...

Your bone structure is exquisite. It's one in a

million.

I'll give you a discount

This is what I have, which one do you like?

What kind of book?

Why would I read this kind of book?

Personally I prefer the Spring and Autumn

Annals

Spring and Autumn Annals my ass!

You took my porn books. Don't take airs with

me!!

Hey...Yee...

Yee... Yee...what?

Why do you just always yee yee when you see

me?

I thought you forgot about me!

How can I forget?

Are they fresh water pearls or ocean?

Zi Long

Big brother is waiting for you!

Is that him?

I'm very kind. No need to be afraid!

My lord! General Zhao is back!

General Zhao is back!

My lord!

My lord!

Zi Long, you've been through a lot!

My lord!

I risked my cherished life

Handsome face and sexy voice

And successfully protected the young lord's

life

I don't expect a great award even though I did

a great job

Several thousand taels of silver should be fine

No price is too high for this accomplishment.

Missus!

Yes!

Help yourself

Ah!Ah!Ah!

What the hell?

Now what?

This is my husband's latest invention, straw

swim fins

Specially made for fighting against Cao's army

across the river. We shall be victorious!!

Wow. Even poor people like you enlisted?

How dare you!

Scary!

What you just said definitely weakened my

soldiers' morale

Missus...

Zi Long is just being honest.

Zi Long, I have a good idea

Let's cooperate with foreign kingdoms

Once we have conquered these lands l

propose a low-risk revenue sharing model

We can attacking Cao both from front and

back

And afterwards we can split the spoils

30/70

But we have to a learn foreign language to

communicate with them

There is no better communication than music

Music is the international language

My lord,

The good-will ambassador from T urkestan is

waiting, my lord!!

Please!!

should old acquaintance be forgot

and never brought to mind?

Should old acquaintance be forgot

and days of auld lang syne

for auld lang syne,

my dear, for auld lang syne

we'll take a cup of kindness yet

for auld lang syne

su-la-la la su-la-la la su-la-la la ah-ah-o-o

Billie Jean come on su la la la

We two have paddled in the stream

From morning sun till dine

But seas between us broad have roared

Since auld lang syne

for auld lang syne, my dear, for auld lang syne

we'll take a cup of kindness yet, for auld lang

syne

My brother! I think the ambassador likes you

In that case, I'll assign you to protect her.

No, it's not necessary. I just...

Do me a favor, come on!

You little bugger! Hiding here with your porn.

No wonder you're always blushing

Good night, ambassador!

Hmm! The Moon Light box

Can't you just take me somewhere peaceful to

enjoy a happy life together?

Making me a watch dog, protect the

ambassador

My ass!!

I'd better go to Cao's to get the box back!

Here are the keys! General

We figured you would deal with Cao

Oh ya?

Since we both have similar interests

Why don't we go back to have a drink before

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