Yuet gwong bo hup Page #3

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killing Cao

Ok

My treat

A bunch of dumbasses. Want to get me

drunk?

I'm still standing while they're down for the

count.

Gen...

What's it to you! Do we know each other?

You guys all pretending to be a tree?

Next time I'll pretend to be a pile of sh*t!

What'll you do then?

Sh*t isn't difficult.

Peeing. Now that's hard.

Lazing about are we?

General!

Ah? What's your name?

I'm Osim!

What are you doing?

Ancient Thai massage!

This is all the rage down south

Changing tempo with the screaming of the

customer

The louder you are, the faster it goes!

What time is it?

Aren't you going for a midnight snack? Where

are your priorities!!

I know you can't accept me right now

I don't mind

Love is like a durian

The first bite

It's hard

But with time and you'll learn to love it

In order to help you accept me little by little

Instead of being scared of my appearance

I disguised myself as the ambassador

God! It's so stuffy in this thing!

Ah...?

That's more like it.

Ambassador!!

You idiot.

I am a human! Don't crank me like an engine!

Till you accept me

Ambassador...

Ambassador...Ambassador...

Who?

Who?

Are you alright?

I'm fine!

It's impossible. I saw your head...

What about my head?

I saw it...split

That was my sister's head!!

When did your sister arrive?

What, what did I say

I don't have a sister, where's the head?

General!

You scared me! Sesame soup is ready!

Good timing. Have some soup ok?

Ambassador... You look different?

Women always look different without makeup

Have some soup!

You don't like it?

People from T urkestan prefer to drink it cold!!

But I waited for it to cool off already

Let's eat it then!

You...

It's normal!!

Every night after 1 2 o'clock, we have to rest

our hands

So we can't use them to eat

Why didn't you tell me?

My lord asked me to serve you, I can't very well

disappoint him

Come on. Open up!

Sister

Don't start it if you can't finish. Such a waste!

You can drink some if she doesn't!

Why don't you drink it?

Maybe not!

Go, go, go...

What happened to your sister? She's so floppy

The earth is under attack...

Ah! She looks so familiar

It doesn't make sense!

He's starting to get used to my look

Hey! Security here is so tight, there must be

some gap we can sneak through

General, we don't have any gaps here!!

I see. Bit of an awkward question is it?

How about this, can you tell me if,

hypothetically speaking

There was a gap, where it might be?

This is so well concealed. Nobody would ever

find it!

Stab

Stick

Prick, prod!

Stab, stick, prick, prod!

You there! What is the difference between

Stab, stick, prick, and prod?

Nothing!

Basically, it's just four kinds of poking.

There he goes blowing things up again!

Prod!

You dare blow up my gate?

Jen...

I kill you...

Jen...

You dare blow up my gate...

Such a beauty

No wonder General Gan would want to die in

her arms!

I'm sure she is the kind of women to steal your

money and your heart all in one fell swoop

Not you too?...

T ruth be told, in the very heart of every man

There is a b*tch...

B*tch! Where's my rent!

Landlady, how did you get here?

None of your business

You don't have money to pay the rent. But you

can afford to train an army for war?

Is Liu Bei really so powerful? Is Sun Quan

really so fierce?

If you don't pay up in two days

I'll tear this place down and build a shopping

mall!

Got it?

A little bit!

Are you screwing with me?

I couldn't be more clear

And you tell me you understand a little bit

I understand...completely!!

A little bit is just my pet phrase

Could you put your sword away, lady?

No way!

Land lady

We are about to start the battle against Cao

Rent won't be a problem if we win the war

But the problem is

Can't you just wait a few days?

Losers!

I wouldn't hire you to plaster a wall, and you

want to fight Cao?

Ever heard the term economic meltdown?

How about subprime crisis?

Even I'm fighting to survive in this climate, how

can you possibly win?

Fine!

I'll give you 1 0 percent off

Fine!

Brothers, my landlord mocks us

She says we're going to fail

Let's prove to her

That she's wrong about our stock!

That's right!

Death to Cao! Get money to pay the rent!

Death to Cao! Get money to pay the rent!

Death to Cao! Get money to pay the rent!

Honey. It seems these people really don't have

money

If you don't let them do some pillaging

We probably won't see a penny!

How do you know?

I just spoke to Mrs. Zhou, Xiao Qiao

She really has nothing!

Were you checking her out?

I peeped on her in the bath. I'm telling you,

she's got nothing!

You want to beat me?

T ricked me into jumping into this shithole,

damn you!

Wow General Xia

The Prime Minister is brilliant

Wu's army thought we marched the long way

around

And would assembly all our forces for a

decisive victory on the east bank

So stupid. Prepare the surprise attack.

Stop!

This kid is so ugly

This is not right, they are not scared by us

Maybe it's a trap!

He mentioned my mom. Kill them!

General Xia!

General Xia! There might be an ambush

ahead!

I don't believe it! I hate people making jokes

about my mother!

Protect General Xia...hurry, hurry up!!

Feeling anything?

Don't be so preoccupied with appearances!

Actually my heart is a thing to be valued as

well!

I should say

I am the one in a million who is faithful in love

I'm not afraid of you!

Great!

Get ready for the reflection!!

Kill!

Kill!

All the horses have closed their eyes!

Quick! Sunglasses!

Calm down, brothers!

We've been through so many battles.

There's nothing they can throw at us that we

haven't seen before!

Come...

Awesome

Where did they find them? More than

awesome

It's awe-inspiring!

Is it?

After all this

You know I am a person who has the courage

to love and hate

I think it's the time to reveal my true face!

Qing Yi Se...

Fire!

Yes!

Ambush!

Where? Withdraw! Withdraw!

Withdraw!

Withdraw! Retreat!

Withdraw! Retreat!

Retreat!

I don't believe I can't get rid of you...

You dare to stop me? Little prick...

I'm not stopping you...Ya...

I'll cut you to pieces!!

Don't be afraid. I'm here

Come on. Wake up

I'll carry you back if you don't wake up!

You want me to carry you?

What does this mean?

Did they...

Add Rice beside my Cao?

And put English on it?

T onight I will steal one of his flags

And I'll...

Add some fries to his Liu.

I should be punished!

Let's engage them on the river since we failed

over land!

Please think twice Prime Minister

Even though we have an army of eight

hundred thousand. We are not used to fighting

on water

Prime minister

The ships keep swaying back and forth

Our soldiers are getting dizzy

and nauseous

So we...

I just don't believe

How is that only southerners can handle water

We northerners have been riding on

horseback all day

Swinging around all the time too

Why don't we feel dizzy?

It's simple

When we're riding

We swing back and forth

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