Yuet gwong bo hup Page #4

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Starting tomorrow,

We ride side to side.

Swinging left to right. Like a willow tree.

We'll get used to it!

Fighting on water

Will be a piece of cake!

Right!

Why didn't we think of that?

Right! The Prime minister is wise!!!

Prime minister, allow me to train our eight

hundred thousand soldiers

in your willow swinging technique.

I'll wipe out Wu to atone for my earlier

failures...heehee

Kneel down!

I should be punished!

Don't get angry, Prime minister!

War cannot be won through a single tactic

Better for us to fight this battle on two legs!

I've hired a top assassin

T o murder Liu Bei!

I know!

It must be Jin Ke

Wrong!

It's the legendary king of killers

The Fire Cloud Evil God!!

Prime minister

Are you sure this old guy can do it?

Strength can always be overcome...

Only speed is eternally victorious

I shot my hand, I didn't even blink!

Isn't that great?

Look! Now I'm going to shoot myself in the

head

What did I tell you? All in the reflexes

I just lower my head, and he takes the bullet!!

Everyone calm down!!

It's not a big deal to get hurt in Kungfu world.

It's just a few stitches.

Don't you have the miracle doctor Hua T uo?

Please have him tend to my wounds!!

You just shot him!

How can it be you? I must be dreaming?

It's not a dream. It is me!!

Ok! I'll change back.

There, how's that? Better?

You are so shallow

Isn't it still me inside?

Great!

Why do you like me this way? You don't like it?

You're an immortalist?

Or you don't have the guts to love me?

Who doesn't have guts?

It just so happens that in this world, I reserve

my love for strawberries, apples and oranges

That's all?

Why didn't you tell me?

I'll get them for you!

I'm an immortal. I can be anything you want!

Can you be a Moon Light box?

Yes! But I won't be the real one.

A fake one doesn't work.

If you really want it...

I am an immortal after all.

I'll just go to Cao's to get it.

Great idea!

What is great? Aren't you afraid of me?

Who said that? How come?

Didn't you scream every time you see me?

Men scream because when they see the

woman of their dreams

They can't control their happiness!!

Really?

Happy...

Ya...ah...yeah...yes...

Are you very happy?

Happy!

Please let me down!

It's so soon you're done being happy?

Of course not! But I miss you so much!

Do you love me then?

Come on! I love you so much...

I deserve it!

I love you!

You love me for what?

I wouldn't love you if you were the last person

on earth.

You still owe me for your gambling debt.

You still can't repay me?

And yet you come here with murder in your

eye?

What the hell do you want?

I was sent here to kill Liu Bei and Sun Quan

They are my tenants

And still owe me several months rent

If you kill them, my wife will take another

month's loss

She won't let you go!

If you say so. I guess I'll have to kill you both

I'll get to keep the money I owe you and make

a little extra on the side

Good can't coexist with evil. It has always

been thus.

And if I refused to go to hell, who would take

my place?

Enough with the cliches

Stop talking!

Come on! I haven't got all day!

A big fight always begins with a prologue.

Six Fingered String Demon?

The Lion Roar doesn't scare me

Why would I fear your shitty strings?

How about Buddha Fist?

Right!

Bring on the one in a million

You?

Where's your old man?

My dad has gone to the United States. He sent

me to handle you!

As the saying goes, one generation replaces

the other

CJ Seven is better the Six

Daddy...

Have you lost your mind? How could you beat

up a little kid...

Call your dad then!!

Not necessary! I got friends!

Hubby

Do you remember the time you got clobbered

by a fist falling from the sky?

You mean the lost Buddha Fist?

Why are you fighting us, not The Fire Cloud

Evil God?

You want to be killed? You...

Animals are stupid. I told you so!

It's a perfect day for a war. The breeze is

marvelous!

Keeps the men from getting sweaty

Rose. Be careful.

If you get sick, I'll die of a broken heart.

How about I knit a scarf for you tonight!

Promise me you will take care of yourself!

Rose, you've been so good to me, let me carry

you

Look, the grass is so sharp

I'll kill them if your feet get hurt!

Come!

Qing Yi Se my dear, do you know...

What a woman wants most?

T o marry a rich guy and get dozens of houses

under her name

T o go shopping around carrying a Louis

Vuitton

Drinking swallows nests and munching

abalone!

For a woman, no matter how successful she is

out there in the world...

The most important thing is to come back

home, a real home!!

Right! Well said! I like you just the way you are

And I am a family man myself

I always say

I'll steal all the treasure and jewelry for my wife

And take all the toys for my son...

I adore you, Qing Yi Se!

After you.

I'll get the fruit! Ok!

Rose

Come back soon

I can't go to long without seeing you, you know

that?

Em!

Hubby, you're back?

Hubby?

Do I know you?

I'm your wife

You've got the wrong person, don't you?

You are the princess of Dong Wu and I'm the

general of Han Royalty

We have nothing to do with each other

How come I didn't know I have a family here?

Of course you didn't know

You are always out there fighting your wars

And taking care of the ambassador

When did you ever get time to take care of this

family?

Dad, Dad...

Dad?

Hey! I know a setup when I see one! The black

one's mine too?

This is Sean!

He is the son of me and my former ex

No, my present ex husband John!

Wasn't your former ex husband General

Zhang Fei? Your present ex isn't General

Zhang.

His name is John!

No...oh...yes, it's right!

You made a mistake.

Here's the thing, Zi Long...

Sean is black

I'm brown

Perhaps you could believe he's a descendent

of Judge Bao

But you cannot doubt me

Or Obama!!

Good thing none of your kids are red,

Otherwise those reporters would make up all

kinds of crap.

My lord. What are you guys doing here?

Oh! We were here for the T urkestan

ambassador

T o discuss the battle of Red Cliff

Who knew the two of them...

Were crying like babies for you

When it comes to affairs of the heart I'm a bit

of a numbskull.

So I called the military counselor

I just know a little bit!

I once helped a cow to woo a horse

Who was having an affair with a donkey

Counselor, I have no idea what you are talking

about!

Simply speaking

She knows you have a wife and kids

She doesn't want to break you up

She only wants you to have a real home

She said she had never flown a kite before

She always dreamed of having fun like mortals

She'll leave after she's done with this

If you think suicide can solve your problems,

I'll jump with you

A home needs someone you love in it

Otherwise it is just a prison

My mom always told me

You're a loser. Don't cause trouble for others.

That's why I have no family, no friends, no

lover

It's because I don't want to cause trouble

I'm even afraid to say I like you!

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