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But today it finally occurred to me

My mom was concerned about me getting

people in trouble

Because she didn't know I would fall in love

with someone who wasn't human

An immortal!

So you jump, I jump!

Ok, ok...

After we get the box back!

We'll escape far far away, OK?

It's a deal... still with the hitting?

Didn't you say...

You could "shoo" and get on the ship as an

immortal?

Can we steal the box that easily?

Didn't I tell you immortals shouldn't hit people

without a good reason?

Never mind the fact that we're here to break

the law

I can't use my magic for stealing

Then why did you bother coming?

Shh...

Princess Sun is back!

Princess is back!

Princess! Princess...

Please!

Shang Xiang?

How did you get so dirty?

I'm pretending to be one of Cao's soldiers

I changed my name to fat pig and snuck into

Cao's compound to watch football

And then I saw his army of eight hundred

thousand soldiers

Swaying side to side as they performed their

drills

They can sway side to side?

And that's not all

I also copied down a bunch of military secrets

Damn! I just can't I swing the way you do!

How come it looks so good when you do it?

Our main force is attacking this way.

This way!!

Y eah right

Prime minister!

T oday's report:

No vomiting recorded!

Ah... a woman.

No wonder

Get off...

Congratulations! Prime minister!

After strict training, Our eight hundred

thousand soldiers

Has mastered the willow swinging technique

And are fully prepared to fight on water

It's just a matter of time before we wipe out the

south bank!

No! No! No! No! No!

You think you can just by swaying side to

side?

You are so naive!

Prime Minister your prescience is humbling!!

Willow swinging won't work if it's too windy

We have to connect all the ships by wooden

boards

In what I call a Warships Connected by

Wooden Boards Formation

We must win!

Air raid?

Look out! Air raid! Run! Air raid!

Woman!

We'll protect you!

Fire!

Again?

My new uniform!

We must split up

I'll go there and you stay here!

Split up?

Isn't that dangerous

You know it's dangerous too?

You can't fight and can't use magic. You're

just like a regular mortal

Stay here and watch my back

Watch that way.

Here come the white doves.

Aim! Fire!

Spy!

Calm down, calm down

You are feeling very dirty...go take a

shower...shower

I thought you said no magic?

This isn't magic. It's hypnosis

You are getting sleepy...sleepy...

Fall asleep...fall asleep...sleep

You wife is looking for you, go home

You've talked an awful lot. Thirsty?

I'll get you some fresh juice

We are under attack!

Enemy boats are coming.

Archers ready...

We are under attack! We are under attack!

Fire!

Fire, fire!

Fire!

Fire!

Fire!

Fire!

This way! Fire!

Cao is suspicious. We don't know which ship

he's on?

Look

He must be going to Cao

Get dressed

Sneak in as a Cao soldier!

Love you!

Yeah!

Got the arrows! We got the arrows...

General, we've stolen the arrows as you

requested!

Got the arrows!

Great! It's time to fight back!

General! We are against the wind!

And it's too far for the archers!

It's not a big deal! If we want favorable wind

conditions

Just borrow some east wind from the sky

He can borrow the wind?

A little bit, A little bit

This just in. Our troops are being overpowered

by Cao's army.

Can you borrow the east wind to turn the

situation?

Y es! I'm looking to extend my line of credit.

Deal!

Great! Ceremony is done!

Have some fruit, guys

Mr. Zhou

What's wrong?

Listen, don't take offence?

Not at all. Please

I just realized you borrow and steal everything

Now, you're borrowing the wind. Right after

you stole those arrows just now

And they say you talked your lord into

borrowing Jing T own!

Hee...Hey! Where have you been? Fooling

around?

What fooling around? I was just playing cards!

Are you mocking me?

Have a banana!

You dare mock me? Damn you!

Don't be afraid. It's all a show.

I'll keep the Prime Minister informed

Come with me! Yes!

Who?

You!

Come with me!

Go!

Why are you being so sneaky?

I want to see you my lord

I've been missing you since our last farewell

And then I heard you were interested in this

girl

So I risked my life to bring her to you

She is Xiao Qiao!!

It's her?

It's not good for you to shake your head like

that

Great!

T ake him out and give him a big reward!

You understand?

Yes!!

Go

Thanks a lot prime minister

Are you Xiao Qiao?

Yes I am.

Are you the real Xiao Qiao?

Look carefully, I'm Xiao Qiao

Do what I say... do what I say...

You are Xiao Qiao. Of course I'll do everything

you say

Give me the box...Give me the box...

What kind of fool do you take me for?

You think I don't know anything about

hypnosis?

I knew what you were up to

What?

I stole it from The Fire Cloud Evil God

Oh...no!!

General! The east wind is up!

Everyone, fire!...

Keep eating bananas!

Eat banana...Eat banana

Aim!

Fire!

Help...

We are under attack!

Help...

Qing Yi Se...

I'd never thought...

A charming leader like myself, would ever fail

here at red cliff!

Under these circumstances, I will never cry for

help

If someone were to hear me, it would be a fate

worse than death

Wooh...wah...!

Fire! Fire...

Get some water!

Qing Yi Se!

Qing Yi Se!

Rose!

Rose!

Qing Yi Se...

Rose!

Qing Yi Se...

Rose!

Rose!

Jack!

Rose!

Jack!

Rose!

Jack!

Rose!

Jack!

Rose! Rose!

I found the box

Fantastic!

Help me get these off

Where's the key?

They left the key here, after they locked me up

But I dropped it in the toilet by mistake

Why the hell would I have the key?

Don't yell at me!!

Ready

Be careful, please!

You...you...

yes...

I have the box, I can turn back time

Bhagavati... bhagavati

Jack!

Jack! Jack...

Jack!

How did this happen?

How?

The lock is behind me. But you swing your axe

in front every time!

You tell me! How did this happen?

Ok. Let's do it again

Bhagavati... bhagavati

Jack...

Let's try this, every time you aim for the lock,

you hit me

So why don't you aim at me this time? You

might hit the lock!

Makes sense

Ready?

One, two...

Wow! It worked!!

Come on!

Let's get out of here

T o find a quiet place

T o build a home of our own

Our lives will be perfect

You jump, I jump!

Close your eyes, you do the spell.

And we jump together

Bhagavati... bhagavati

Rid of you! Finally!!

Kong...Kong...Kong...

Zi Yi!

I love what you've done with your hair

I'd like you no matter how you looked!

Princess lron Fan is coming!

B*tch! Have you gone mad?

You jerk! You thought you could lose me just

by using the box?

No way!!

See how I punish you dirty people!!

It's a mistake, Ma'am

Actually I'm a man!

Zhang Zi Yi

Is a drag queen

Somebody set me up! Help me...

B*tch! Beat me if you like.

He is innocent!

You are still helping this tramp even though

you're dying?

How dare you!!

Watch my banana!

You've got serious balls!

Help!...help!!

You tranny witch. Have an affair with my

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