Yuet gwong bo hup Page #6

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husband, will you?

Help... Don't hurt him

Zi Yi!

I will never give you up!

I couldn't agree with you more at this time

Hurry! Hurry! Ok...

Wait here! You little brat!

I'm not afraid of you! How dare you beat your

own husband?

Shazam!!

Don't fall off!

Zi Yi, you don't want to leave me, do you?

No! We're too high up. I can't get off.

Don't leave me alone!

I will turn this place into a volcano for the two

of you to burn in!!

Get away!

Get away...get away...

Purple Cloud?

Get away... get away...

Don't be afraid, hold me tight

Aren't you the sometimes green sometimes

purple

Sometimes sometime sorta peach colored

cloud?

Wrong! My real name is Kansas Sharapova

AKA Twilight Sunset

Though online I go by Purple Guacamole

Anything simpler?

Athena Chu

Oh...sh*t!

Qing Yi Se

Listen to me... I didn't kick you on purpose...

I'm off

Why did you...

Why did I save you?

I was in the neighborhood, I saw you were in

danger

So I came to help!

Don't be afraid! I won't cling to you

Hmmm, I didn't mean... I know... I know

But I pulled out the sword

You mean this one?

Someone else I met recently pulled the sword

out too.

I'm going to have dinner with him

If you get time, we could go together!

Forget it!

I got lots of things to do. I can't...

Forget it! Forget it!

Whenever you are free

See you next time

Bye... see you

Bye...

See you next time

Bye...bye...bye

Bye...

Bye!

Got a problem?

You asked for it!

Stop! Grapse!

What do you want?

You dirty old men are really enjoying the show

How come it's fine to talk to you? But I get a

stutter talking to her?

It's never happened before

It's simple

One word...fear!

How do you spell it?

Let me tell you, we both used to be thieves

Y eah What's the one thing we never

stole?

Only a woman's heart

Because we can't give it back

Why not?

How can we give it back if it's broken?

Feel the fear?

See? You see? T ears!

So falls a man's last line of defense

Tighten up your underwear

Seems he's not wearing any

Really?

Ha ha... aren't you happy?

So happy! Let me down please...

Feeling something?

Qing Yi Se!

Qing Yi Se!

The warrior is fighting with the lady on the

ramparts again

Why are they just standing there?

Don't know. It's been a while.

They know each other right?

Not sure.

Shame on him

Always clinging, none of the girls like him.

Yeah right! I'd kick him off if I was her.

What? You want to marry me?

I've explained to you time and time again

I was the one who pulled the sword out the

other day

I'm "The One" of you

So let's pick a good date for wedding

And I've told you a thousand times

The sword is broken

Well, then let me take it back to the factory for

repairs

And I'll pull it out again after it's fixed

Actually...it's not about the sword

It's me. I don't believe in destiny anymore

Just because you see the pork shop everyday

in the market

Does that mean your destiny is to be with

pork?

Or just that the pork shop

Is the first one on the corner

Understand?

Piggy! Don't go!

Every time I go to the market, you're the first

one I see

Isn't that destiny? Isn't that arranged by God?

Get lost!!

Don't do this to me...

Don't do this to me

Give me a chance! Please!

I don't know you

Yeah! I know you are pretending

You're ignoring my existence...

Rose, do you have

Any extra Purple Green Heavenly Swords back

at your home?

I'll...

show you later!

Enough!!

Stop annoying me!!

I don't want the sword anymore!!

There are things you can't simply throw away

and be done with them.

Can you throw away your memories?

Could you throw away your feelings?

You are sick!

Yes! I am sick! Incurably sick!

Love is the most serious incurable disease!

I am hopeless

I fell in love with

A woman I thought I wouldn't love

It's too late

T o say anything!!

Huh? I but didn't say anything yet!

Well, since you didn't say anything before!!

Yes!! It was my fault!!

I should've said what I said today long time

ago

Oh, wait, I'm bit confused...

Are you talking to him or me?

I don't wanna talk anymore. Please leave me

alone

Eh, it was my fault... I'm just confused

Your dialogue doesn't make any sense?

Don't cry

Say what's in your heart.

I'll accept you

I was too selfish

About everything

Only thinking about myself, I thought that was

the way things were done

But the moment you left

I realized that being together was the most

important

It's only true happiness when we treasure the

moment together

I look at you here today, and know I can't give

you up

I don't want to live in regret for the rest of my

life

I have an incurable disease and you have it too

Come on! Let's infect each other

Great! I don't want to live in regret

Let's do it

Who could resist kissing a face like that?

Now you understand how much I love you

T oday

I come to return this heart to you

I just put a mark on your tongue

You are my mistress of the fort

If anyone tries to harm you, just tell them you

are with me

Where'd everybody go?

Rose's idea worked

She tricked her man into professing his love

I wish them eternal happiness

Otherwise we will be end up playing the

villains again

It's true. Anything bad happens. We end up

being the bad guys.

Shame on you, you old fool...

Where'd they go?

Feels good doesn't it?!

The One! Every woman on Earth is under your

spell...

We fight to the death

Attack!!

Stop!!

Sorry, I meant the rain, not you!

Devil! How dare you make a fool of me!

Die!

Stop!

Bastard!

You think this hand is an easy target...

Didn't you say The One is dangerous?

That's what I heard!

We could have gone easier on him.

I said I was going to throw. I didn't tell you guys

to do it...

Ask before you attack next time, ok?

Ya...

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Jeffrey Lau

Jeffrey Lau Chun-Wai (simplified Chinese: 刘镇伟; traditional Chinese: 劉鎮偉; pinyin: Liú Zhènwěi; born 2 August 1952) is a Hong Kong film director, screenwriter, actor and producer. Lau is famous for writing and directing "mo lei tau" comedies. His comedies include A Chinese Odyssey (with Stephen Chow) and Chinese Odyssey 2002, the latter which was voted Best 2002 Film by the Hong Kong Film Critics Society. more…

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