Zagor Page #2

---

You made this good,

as this is the last one for you.

Take, redskin, have a bite, not to die

because of hungry before it's your time.

Die animals!

I'll kill you redhead!

What an jerk! It was good that I

deafened him on time, so he just grazed me.

It turned out excellent, the idiot

gave me a reason to shot at him.

Ouch, cock sucker!

Good luck!

Just to bandage this wound,

and we'll leave this place.

Ok, I'm going to t ake horses,

and we're running into our Ghost Wood.

Give me a little of that gid.

Make a hole in the bottle old bean!

Not far away, in the depth

of Darkwood forest...

Zagor, Zagor!

Speak, plump boy, what's up?

F***ing hell, do you have to

frighten me each and every time?

I swear in my family's moustaches,

I am still glad to see you!

Hi, plump boy!

Hey mate, we should hurry up,

one of the Seneca warriors is in danger!

Seneca? That must be the only

left warrior Crazy Jackal.

Come, Chico, in which direction?

Come! This way, my friend, I'll explain

you what has happened on our way.

...After a shorter explanation

and a longer rush...

Ouch, wow, I cannot anymore,

here, here, at the end of the wood.

Ouch, I cannot any longer! Ouch! Ouch!

We are too late, the worst

has already happened.

Ah, White-faced...

He is moving, he is alive, Zagor,

he hasn't croaked yet!

No need, no...

I'll help you, you've lost a lot of blood.

The Ghost with the Ax, give up

trying, I've betrayed my tribe,

I don't deserve to live anymore, give up...

No! Don't speak anything

and save your strength, you'll need it.

I'll try to take away

the bullet and heal your wound now.

Aloha! There is still some meet left here,

I'll have a snack meanwhile.

Plump boy! Give up

the food now, our mate is dying here!

Go and pick some plants

so that I can put it on his wound.

Ooo, f***ing, am I going to eat

as a man in my life ever?

Squeeze your teeth,

this will be painful for sure.

Where could I find it now?

If I had ever wanted to be a herbs gatherer,

I would have owned my office,

with kitchen and fat female cook.

You were lucky...

the bullet didn't go deeply.

Now, I only have to bandage your wound,

and later on you should rest yourself.

Let me see what he told?

Plantain, I know that, moss... all right...

Easies, boy, don't move.

Here it is, Zagor, I believe this is

going to be more than enough for you.

Very well, plump boy!

In the right time, give it to me and

I'll put it on the wound to

recover as soon as better.

Chico, you will stay with

Crazy Jackal and take care of him!

I'm about to cheese the band!

Please, Ghost with the Ax, save my squaw...

She is in the wood with ghosts...

Maybe she is in a deadly danger...

Please hurry up, take my horse.

Don't worry, I am going there

and that bastards will pay me!

Zagor, take care of yourself,

you'll need luck more than anything else,

the Ghost Wood is more

than dangerous place.

You are right!

Good bye, plump boy,

and take care of him,

I am going to find his horse.

...And so on, after three days,

ups, hours of riding...

Ohoho! The situation stinks!

Let me see what this is.

Wait, one moment of patience my crony!

Thousand of my drums,

the wood is becoming more and thicker!

As I thought, we can go no longer together.

Never mind, thank you, horse,

you are a good mate. Ok, bye, the old one!

Guys, it seems that we have a company.

Some fool is just behind us.

Let make him a flick, before

he dares to crash into our hideout!

You are right, give me

those patrons from a mad professor.

They will hold him up forever.

Easier, band! I am a commander here.

Give me those patrons so

that we can make him an ambush.

Thousand of my drums!

Where does this come from?

Ouch, damn, this smoke

is choking me, my head...

Ouch, where I am?

Wow, run away from here, stranger,

this is our Wood of Ghosts,

you don't belong here!

You silly c*nt, frig off!

Phantoms... ouch...

I can't stand this no longer...

Buzz off you monkey, blow, bugger off!

Good done job, boys,

and even if he regain consciousness,

he'll run away no matter what.

Come to our base!

Anyway, I'll stay here, I must assure

myself that the guy is going to bag his ass.

Otherwise Billy the Snake will show him.

Ok, the old Billy, see you!

We're going to inform our boss, again bye.

Well, the guy will pop his clogs definitely.

Yes, yes, 100%, there is no chance

for him to survive that insanity.

So, that is all about!

Some ruffian has dared to visit my wood!

Nevertheless, put him in his place!

Joe Grisley

Look this box, look this bottle.

I am going to be whiskey

distributor for the whole Darkwood!

Wow, I can hardly wait for that drinking!

I'll sell this both to

Indian and Cowboy,

there is gold enough in exchange

for 10000 liters.

Get rid of that deadbeat! And let me know

when you blow him away! Chop-chop! Be off!

Wow, brother... I was so stoned...

What was this about?

Ouch, what a dream...

my head is breaking off.

Wow, this guy is a hard nut to crack

than we previously consider him to be.

I knew, we'll see now...

How can he resist the mamba's poison?

Strange snake! I can't remember that

I have seen her earlier in these areas.

I could take a small break,

considering that I am busy all the time,

and that I haven't eaten anything

for two days, I'll use it for dinner.

This guy is such a f***ing player,

it's better to inform the boss.

What do you say, he has eaten

your snake? Eaten your snake?

What a bunglers!

Three of you listen to me now,

go and blow him away nicely, as a man,

and inform me when he is over,

buzz off to work!

Mmmm, not a bad bite, it is good

when there is nothing better.

Full of calories, doesn't make you fat,

but I like those Darkwood's more,

somehow their taste is more powerful.

Ok, have to eat something!

And be clever, put him in his place!

Based on your description,

it must be Zagor, Indians's protector,

as he is called here.

I remember a few years ago,

while I was still plundering down the river,

he grabbed my horses, those I had

previously taken away from Indians,

and gave it back to them.

Ohoho, it seems that I slept here good.

Get rid of him, you haven't still gone,

bag your asses, be done with him!

This meat is so tough, like it's devil's,

it still stands between my teeth.

Wow, who are those guys?

Our boss has a right, we play

a foolish games with him,

but this time I'm going to smash his head.

That guy really do

things out of his business,

that's why he'll ended

as his Indian friends.

Let's blow him off!

Easier, that guy is too dangerous.

It's better for us

to make him an ambush first.

If I think better, he is right.

I met this guy once, and I

barely pulled myself alive, listen...

A SHORT STORY ABOUT SURVIVING

Hey, what do you do?

O, I don't understand you.

Hey, wait a moment,

I know you from somewhere...

You are from New Texas?

Who? Me? No, no, no...

I'm from A-LA-BA-MA!

Ok, then sh*t!

Let him have a sh*t, I was maybe wrong...

Rate this script:0.0 / 0 votes